Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.....that is all mine *laughs evilly*

A/N: OMG!!! Wow thanks you all are so nice. I loved the reviews and suggestions for songs.

Thanks so much DarkSaiph I shall think about that song for Draco but I already have the perfect one for dear old sexy Sev! *grins evilly*

Thanks Isis-Neptune for the suggestion about Remmie's song but that would be a good one....for his encore *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink say no more* but alas I have found the perfect one for dear Remmie!

Lana Riddle dont you worry not one bit....you know too much already about this fic and you know that Snape is coming!!!

Chapter 3: Nice Guys?

"Remus Lupin please step forward to the microphone" Dumbldore says with a slight twinkle in his blue eyes. Remmie steps forward to the microphone and stands there for a while. The microphone shouts "Nice Guys Finish Last originally performed by Green Day!"

Remus stands there bouncing on his heels thinking "Why me? Why? Why? Why that song?" Then the music starts and he looks down and he has on baggy jeans and some punk rock shirt on the the lyrics come on the screen and he begins to sing.

"Nice guys finish last

You're running out of gas

Your sympathy will get you left behind

Sometimes you're at your best

When you feel the worst

Do you feel washed up like piss going down the drain?

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane

I'm so f***ing happy I could cry

Every joke can have it's truth but now the joke's on you

I never knew you're such a funny guy

Oh nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine

Living on command

You're shaking lots of hands

You're kissing up and bleeding all your trust

Taking what you need

Bite the hand that feeds

You lose your memory and you got no shame

Pressure cooker pick my brain and tell me I'm insane

I'm so f***ing happy I could cry

Every joke can have it's truth but now the joke's on you

I never knew you're such a funny guy

Oh nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine

Oh nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine

mmmmm

Oh nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine

Oh nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine"

He steps back from the microphone and blushes while Harry and Ron cheer at the top of their lungs for Remus' performance. Severus looks around and thinks to himself "I could have done better than that." As Remus goes to sit down at his usual chair at the High Table, Dumbledore pats him on the back and thinks "Maybe Remus and I need to have a little chat about why that song is the song for him". Dumbledore says to everybody in the Great Hall "Our next contestant will be....... Draco Malfoy."

A/N: I need suggestions for some of the characters songs, please dont send any suggestions for Severus or Dumbledore. I have those planned out to every detail but you will just have to wait a little bit longer for those. I will update when I can do to school and the joys and delites of marching band.