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A/N: Thanks for the reviews. Ermmmm Brittany yes I loved the advert! *grins* Check out my reviews to join a really cool Harry Potter RPG!!! I am a member and we really need members!

Dark Saiph thanks again for that wonderful idea for Draco *hint hint nudge nudge wink wink say no more*

Ch. 4 The Barbie Girl

Dumbledore called, "Draco Malfoy, will you please come up to the microphone." Draco got up from the Slytherin table and mumbled "Sure why not Dumble-twit." Draco stood behind the microphone for what felt like five minutes. The microphone shouted "Barbie Girl originally performed by Aqua"

Draco started to scream "No way am I singing that crap song, my father will hear of this Dumbledore" "Good Mr. Malfoy also tell Lucius how you volunteered for this wonderful honor" With that Draco glared at Dumbledore, as Dumbledore's eyes twinkled. Draco stood behind the microphone and folded his arms, he looked down and his regular robes had been transformed into tight blue jeans and a tight white muscle shirt. The music started and the lyrics flew up on to the screen and when Draco began to sing he had a very high pitched voice.

Hi Barbie

Hi Ken

Do you wanna go for a ride?

Sure Ken

Jump In...

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

I´m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world,

Dress me up, make it tight, I´m your darling.

You are my doll, rock´n´roll, feel the glamouring thing,

kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky.

You can touch, you can play, if you say "I´m always

yours"

uu-oohuh..

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please,

I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees.

Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again,

hit the town, fool around, let´s go party

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always

yours"

You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I´m always

yours"

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

I´m a barbie girl, in a barbie world

Life in plastic, it´s fantastic.

you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.

Imagination, that is your creation.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Come on Barbie, let´s go party!

Oh, I´m having so much fun!

Well Barbie, we just getting started.

Oh, I love you Ken.

When Draco finished he walked past Professor Snape, Draco blushed as Severus said, "Barbie Girl is your inner song, please do tell your father that." Draco sat down at the Slytherin table and began to blush as the Great Hall burst out in laughter and applause.

Dumbledore stood up and said, "Well Mr. Malfory that was certainly entertaining. Out next contestant will be.......... Harry Potter."

A/N: Next chapter will be coming soon, I am nearly done with it. I might be able to get more chapters up than I thought due to the fact that the muse seems to strike me during Calculus for some odd reason.....maybe it is that I am stuck in there for 85 minutes....who knows? Also I am going to put Snapes up here soon, before Brittany smacks me but under no curcumstances will Dumbledore not be last. Everybody will just have to wait for that. *evil grin* Think Ally McBeal! *evil grin*