A/N: Sorry for the delay in this chapter but with school and Hurricane Isabel roaring through I had no time to put this up until now. I also had a slight case of writers block on this chapter sorry if it sucks. Sevvie is coming up soon. Thanks for the reviews but one thing.....Please stop sending song suggestions for Snape, I know exactly what I am going to use and I promise the chapters will be longer soon. I just have to get the easy ones done first.
What ever is in ** are the singer's thoughts!
Disclaimer: Thus again I own only the plot!
Chapter 5: The Celebrity
As Harry's name was called he began to regret that he volunteered. Harry stood up and started walking toward the microphone. As Harry walked past Snape, Snape thought, "I wonder what that egotistical little git is going to be forced to sing."
Harry stood in front of the microphone. The microphone shouted "Celebrity written and origanlly performed by Brad Paisley." Harry stood there and thought "Bloody brilliant I get a song that I dont know the words to....just my freaking luck."
Someday I'm gonna be famous, *been there done that*
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows *what the hell?*
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad. *can never happen but....ok*
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool *yeah right*
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity *ssssssssuuuuuuurrrrrreeee*
I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break *too true*
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up *there again way too true*
Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a Celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on t.v.
...Being a Celebrity
...Yeah Celebrity!
...uh-huh
"Where's my coffee?"
Harry stood there as the Great Hall bursted out in applause. Harry over heard Fred and George shout "Hell yeah Harry!!" Harry walked back to the Gryffindor table and sat down next to Ron and Hermione. He looked at Ron who was bright red and laughing mouthing "Way to go mate." He turned to Hermione who was trying to supress a fit of the giggles and she just nodded her head and smiled.
Dumbledore stood up again and said, "Well thank you Mr. Potter for your view on you being a celebrity. Our next contestant will be Severus Snape. Severus Snape........come on down" Dumbledore said in his best TV announcer voice. Severus snorted up his rather strong Vodka Tonic at the sound of his name.
What ever is in ** are the singer's thoughts!
Disclaimer: Thus again I own only the plot!
Chapter 5: The Celebrity
As Harry's name was called he began to regret that he volunteered. Harry stood up and started walking toward the microphone. As Harry walked past Snape, Snape thought, "I wonder what that egotistical little git is going to be forced to sing."
Harry stood in front of the microphone. The microphone shouted "Celebrity written and origanlly performed by Brad Paisley." Harry stood there and thought "Bloody brilliant I get a song that I dont know the words to....just my freaking luck."
Someday I'm gonna be famous, *been there done that*
Do I have talent, well, no.
These days you don't really need it,
Thanks to reality shows *what the hell?*
Can't wait to date a supermodel,
Can't wait to sue my dad. *can never happen but....ok*
Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari
On my way to rehab....
Cause when you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool
People think you're cool *yeah right*
Just cause your on TV.
I can throw major fits
When my latte isn't just how I like it
They say I've gone insane,
I'll blame it on the fame,
And the pressures that it goes with
Being a Celebrity *ssssssssuuuuuuurrrrrreeee*
I get to cry to Barbara Walters,
When things don't go my way.
I'll get community service
No matter which law I break *too true*
I'll make the supermarket tabloids,
They'll write some awful stuff
But the more they run my name down,
The more my price goes up *there again way too true*
Cause when you're a Celebrity,
It's adios reality.
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on TV.
I can fall in and out of love,
Have marriages that barely last a month.
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on fame
And say it's just so tough.
Being a Celebrity
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of fun in the sun
We'll be real world bachelors
Jackass Millionaires
Hey, Hey, Hollywood
Here we come!
Yeah, When you're a Celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do,
People think you're cool,
Just cause you're on t.v.
...Being a Celebrity
...Yeah Celebrity!
...uh-huh
"Where's my coffee?"
Harry stood there as the Great Hall bursted out in applause. Harry over heard Fred and George shout "Hell yeah Harry!!" Harry walked back to the Gryffindor table and sat down next to Ron and Hermione. He looked at Ron who was bright red and laughing mouthing "Way to go mate." He turned to Hermione who was trying to supress a fit of the giggles and she just nodded her head and smiled.
Dumbledore stood up again and said, "Well thank you Mr. Potter for your view on you being a celebrity. Our next contestant will be Severus Snape. Severus Snape........come on down" Dumbledore said in his best TV announcer voice. Severus snorted up his rather strong Vodka Tonic at the sound of his name.