A/N: Here it is: The SNAPE CHAPTER!!! It is darn good. I had fun righting it. WEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!! I'm am sorry for the delay but I had a life changing moment happen this past week and have been living life one day at a time. Thanks a ton to my beta readers, you guys are great! I couldn't have done it without you!
Disclaimer: I own only the plot. I wish I had Sev but I dont, I guess I'll just have to settle for the next best thing.... I cute british sweetheart! *grins*
*-*: Snape's thoughts, also I left the visuals up to you the reader.....have fun. It is ment to be raunchy!!! *grin*
Chapter 6: Real Good Man
Dumbledore magically magnified vioce echoed throughout the hall, "Severus will you please come up here...now." Snape stood up and took another shot of his vodka tonic, stalked toward the microphone. He ran his fingers through his black hair and stood behind the microphone, waiting. He stood for a while, then the microphone shouted, "Real Good Man" originally performed by Tim McGraw." Snape's jaw dropped as he thought, "Oh shit! Why this bloody song?" All of a sudden, he felt something on his head. The students roared with laughter as they saw their Potions Master wearing a cowboy hat, tight black leather pants, and a tight short-sleave muscle shirt. Severus turned to Dumbledore who was crying with laughter. He then turned to Lupin and thought "Oh great, even that stupid werewolf is howling with laughter." Severus desperately wanted to crawl up under the Head Table and die, but it was too late. The music started and the lyrics flew up on the screen. He began to sing and everybody in the Great Hall shut up and listened to Snape's beautiful baritone voice sing these rather raunchy yet somehow sexy lyrics:
Girl you've never known no one like me
Up there in your high society
They might tell you I'm no good
Girl they need to understand
Just who I am
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I may drink too much and play too loud *too true*
Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd *damn straight*
That don't mean I don't respect
My Mama or my Uncle Sam *come now....I'm no fool*
Yes sir, yes ma'am
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I might have a reckless streak
At least a country-mile wild *Hell yeah*
If you're gonna run with me
It's gonna be a wild ride *yes give me a try....I'm currently single*
When it comes to loving you
I've got velvet hands *damn I'm good*
I'll show you how a real bad boy
Can be a real good man
I take all the good times I can get *dont't we all?*
I'm too young for growing up just yet
Ain't much I can promise you
'Cept to do the best I can *but of course*
I'll be damned
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I may be a real bad boy
Oh but baby I'm a real good man
Yes I am
When he stopped, the Great Hall was silent and then burst into applause. Snape was amazed, he turned around and ran his fingers through his hair, showing now emotion to his "admirers". As he sat down, he looked at Dumbledore, who looked completely dumbfounded. When Severus sat down Lupin shouted, "Damn, Severus, didn't know you had it in you!" Snape looked at him smugly and took another shot of his vodka tonic. It took Dumbledore a few minutes to get his composure, he then stood and said, "All I can say to that Severus is...wow, but our next contestants will be Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Lee Jordan."
Disclaimer: I own only the plot. I wish I had Sev but I dont, I guess I'll just have to settle for the next best thing.... I cute british sweetheart! *grins*
*-*: Snape's thoughts, also I left the visuals up to you the reader.....have fun. It is ment to be raunchy!!! *grin*
Chapter 6: Real Good Man
Dumbledore magically magnified vioce echoed throughout the hall, "Severus will you please come up here...now." Snape stood up and took another shot of his vodka tonic, stalked toward the microphone. He ran his fingers through his black hair and stood behind the microphone, waiting. He stood for a while, then the microphone shouted, "Real Good Man" originally performed by Tim McGraw." Snape's jaw dropped as he thought, "Oh shit! Why this bloody song?" All of a sudden, he felt something on his head. The students roared with laughter as they saw their Potions Master wearing a cowboy hat, tight black leather pants, and a tight short-sleave muscle shirt. Severus turned to Dumbledore who was crying with laughter. He then turned to Lupin and thought "Oh great, even that stupid werewolf is howling with laughter." Severus desperately wanted to crawl up under the Head Table and die, but it was too late. The music started and the lyrics flew up on the screen. He began to sing and everybody in the Great Hall shut up and listened to Snape's beautiful baritone voice sing these rather raunchy yet somehow sexy lyrics:
Girl you've never known no one like me
Up there in your high society
They might tell you I'm no good
Girl they need to understand
Just who I am
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I may drink too much and play too loud *too true*
Hang out with a rough and rowdy crowd *damn straight*
That don't mean I don't respect
My Mama or my Uncle Sam *come now....I'm no fool*
Yes sir, yes ma'am
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I might have a reckless streak
At least a country-mile wild *Hell yeah*
If you're gonna run with me
It's gonna be a wild ride *yes give me a try....I'm currently single*
When it comes to loving you
I've got velvet hands *damn I'm good*
I'll show you how a real bad boy
Can be a real good man
I take all the good times I can get *dont't we all?*
I'm too young for growing up just yet
Ain't much I can promise you
'Cept to do the best I can *but of course*
I'll be damned
I may be a real bad boy
But baby I'm a real good man
I may be a real bad boy
Oh but baby I'm a real good man
Yes I am
When he stopped, the Great Hall was silent and then burst into applause. Snape was amazed, he turned around and ran his fingers through his hair, showing now emotion to his "admirers". As he sat down, he looked at Dumbledore, who looked completely dumbfounded. When Severus sat down Lupin shouted, "Damn, Severus, didn't know you had it in you!" Snape looked at him smugly and took another shot of his vodka tonic. It took Dumbledore a few minutes to get his composure, he then stood and said, "All I can say to that Severus is...wow, but our next contestants will be Fred Weasley, George Weasley, and Lee Jordan."