A/N: Usual disclaimer. I own the plot only!!!!

Keep on r/r!!! Please. Also song ideas would be very helpful right now, I have an idea for Hagrid but I want to see if y'all have any better ones. Thanks.

So here we go.....Flitwick's song. Thanks Relle for your approval of this song. I thought that it was perfect too.

*-*: Flitwick's thoughts

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Chapter 9: I wish!

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Professor Flitwick hoped off of his pile of cushions and meandered over to the way to tall microphone. He looked at it an sighed and made a squeaky 'Hurmph'. The microphone slid down to his height and hummed for a bit while Flitwick waited for the microphone to shout out the song title. Everybody in the Great Hall peered down to try and get a look at Flitwick. The microphone let out a loud, rather shrill squeak, "'I Wish' originally performed by Skee-Lo". Flitwick mumbled to himself, 'Who is that? It better not be a rap.' Sure enough, his worst fears were realized when the heavy back-beat of the rap music came on, he heaved a heavy sigh and shouted the lyrics, trying to imitate some rap singer that he saw once.

Hey, this is radio station W-S-K-E-E

We're takin' calls off the wish line

Making all your wacky wishes come true

Hello

I wish I was little bit taller, *Pleaseeeeee*

I wish I was a baller

I wish I had a girl who looked good

I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

and a '64 Impala *Weeeeeee!!! Fun! Fun!!*

I wish I was like six-foot-nine

So I could get with Leoshi

Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine

You know I see her all the time

Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams

I can scheme of ways to make her mine

Cause I know she's livin phat

Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball

So how am I gonna compete with that

'Cause when it comes to playing basketball

I'm always last to be picked

And in some cases never picked at all

So I just lean upon the wall

Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls

Who came to watch their men ball

Dag y'all! I never understood

Why the jocks get the fly girls

And me I get the hood rats

I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble

Got hit with a bottle

And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess

I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city

That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name

Glad I came to my senses

Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach

Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together

Right?

So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I had a brand-new car

So far, I got this hatchback

And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at

And when I'm in my car I'm laid back

I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat

But that's flat

And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What

See I can't even get a date

So, what do you think of that?

I heard that prom night is the bomb night

With a hood rat you can hold tight

But really tho' on figuero

When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello

Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday

Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go

You know I take the 110 to the 105

Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive

Cause it's hard to survive

Livin' in a concrete jungle and

These girls just keep passin' me by

She looks fly, she looks fly

Makes me say my, my, my

(rpt 1, 1)

I wish I was a little bit taller...

I wish I was a baller...

I wish I was a little bit taller y'all

I wish I was a baller (3)

Hey, I wish I had my way

'Cause everyday would be a Friday

You could even speed on the highway

I would play ghetto games

Name my kids ghetto names

Little Mookie, big Al, Lorraine

Yo you know that's on the real

So if you're down on your luck

Then you should know just how I feel

Cause if you don't want me around

See I go simple, I go easy, I go greyhound

Hey, you, what's that sound?

Everybody look what's going down

Ahhhh, yes, ain't that fresh?

Everybody wants to get down like that

(rpt 1, 1)

I wish, I wish, I wish...

Flitwick finished and everybody tried to fight back the giggles. Dumbledore stood up "Our next performer will be......Hagrid. I guess we go from the smallest to the tallest now don't we.?" Harry, Ron, and Hermione were the only was cheering loudly, everybody else looked like they were dreading what was coming up next.

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A/N: Tada!! Hagrid's song is coming next. Ideas needed for his song.