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*pop*
Yusuke- iNow/i where are we...
Kuwabara- Chee, I dunno...*looks at all the tall buildings and bridges towering over them*
Jin- You'll still never catch me! They're MINE! MY lucky charms! Never never never...hey...where'd they go...? Lucky Charms! Lucky Charms come baaack...*flies around looking for them*
Yusuke- Eheeeeeeeeh...*is scared* *tries to walk away but falls down* Hey! I'm still stuck to you?! Kuwabara!
Kuwabara- *has fallen down too*Mmf Mmmmng Mmmm Mmf Mmmmf Mmng! *face is flat on ground*
Yusuke- Uh, what?
Kuwabara- *lifts head* The ground does not taste nice!
Yusuke- Nice to know.
Kuwabara- Ya know, ever since I was a kid, I wanted to find out what the ground tasted like, but I never had the chance to try and eat it without looking like a freak, but now I finally found out! I used to think it tasted like bubblegum but I guess I was wrong!
Jin and Yusuke- *blinkblink*
Yusuke-Uh...you had plenty of opportunities to eat the ground...*thinks* iChee, that just sounds wrong!/i...when I used to beat you up, Kuwabara...
Kuwabara-Oh, yeah! I forgot about that! Heeheehee!
Someone behind Kuwabara- Baka. *hits Kuwabara on head and knocks him out*
Yusuke-Hiei! So nice to see you! Finally awake? *tries to look up at Hiei*
Hiei-*looks down at Yusuke and Kuwabara on the ground and steps on both of them* Watch what you say, Yusuke. I'm not in any mood for jokes right now.
Yusuke-Mmm Mrrrgh Mpprgh! (Well sorry!)
Hiei-Hn...URK *looks behind him* Oh ^%@! I'm still on a leash?!
Kurama-Oh, lookie! A sale on hair care products!! *hearts for eyes* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! *pulls along Hiei*
Hiei-I am *choke* not go- *choke* -ing through that *choke* again!!! *bites chain off* *runs away*
Jin- Now why didn't you think of that before?!
Hiei-What?! Die, leprechaun! *runs over to Jin* *trips over fallen Yusuke and Kuwabara* Gwaah!
Yusuke-Ow...Ow...Pain, pain, pain....Ooorgh...
Hiei-Grr...you shall die for insulting me!!! FIST OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!
(A/N: You can tell that marshmallow hasn't fully worn off...)
Yusuke-Bwaaaaah!
Kuwabara-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Hiei-*makes big crater in the street*
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*flying far, far away*
Yusuke-Uh...we're blasting off...again?!
Kuwabara-ZZZZZZZZ...
Yusuke-*looks at unconscious Kuwabara* Aww...KAMI-SAMA, I"LL GET YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Yusuke and Kuwabara- *disappear in sky*
Hiei-Hah, baka...*turns back to Jin* Now it's your turn! SWORD OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!
Jin- Oho! Time for my exit! *flies through open windows in buildings*
People in Buildings- Ah! What was that?! Aliens are attacking!
Hiei-You don't expect to escape from me like that, do you?! Kyaa!!!! *destroys first building Jin flew through*
Jin-Haha! Missed me!
PiB-Ah! We're gonna die! I told you aliens were taking over the world, but did you listen? No you didn't!
Hiei-*tears down next building* RAR!
Jin-Missed me again!
Kurama-*squeals* THIS MUST BE WHAT HEAVEN'S LIKE!!!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeh...
Hiei-*stops* Er, what the heck...*twitches*
Jin-*sweatdrop* Sounds like he's having fun...
Hiei and Jin-*listen to various squeals and yelps from Kurama*
Wind- *swoosh*
Hiei-Yes, well...
Jin-*coughs*
Hiei and Jin- *look at each other and see that they both look disturbed*
Hiei-...DIE! *holds up katana*
Jin- Eep! *struggles in the air a bit then flies into shampoo building*
Hiei-You shall not escape! *destroys building*
Jin-Missed me again!
Kurama-*was shopping* *is now holding 3 bags of shampoo while standing in a pile of destruction* Grrrr...H...Hiei?! *is turning into Youko* *walks toward Hiei*
Hiei-Wah! I didn't do it! He did! *points to Jin* He did it!
Youko- *turns toward Jin* Grrrr...
Jin- No! I didn't do it! He's lying!
Youko- *is still walking towards Jin*
Jin- *looks up at sky to pray* Please oh please oh please oh plea-huh? *points at sky* HE did it!
Youko-Eh?!
Yusuke- Aaaaaaaaah! *is falling toward earth* Catch me Jin!
Jin-Wha- *sees that Yusuke is about to crash into him* Wagh! ** pushes Yusuke out of the way*
Yusuke- Waaaaaaaaaa! *is now flying very fast towards Youko*
Hiei- *is watching in amusement* Hn...*realizes that someone is missing* Where's the baka...?
VOICE- Right here!
Kuwabara- *Is floating above Hiei's head* *is still sleeping*
Hiei- What the...
Kuwabara- *suddenly falls on top of Hiei*
Hiei-Gwuh...
VOICE- Heehee...
Yusuke- I'm gonna DIEEEEEEEEEE! *looks at angry Youko he is about to crash into* Mommy...*is picking up speed*
Youko-Bwaha! Oh, I don't want you to die, I want you to live and feel the pain! *punches Yusuke in the face*
Yusuke- PINBALL! IT'S LIKE PINBALL I TELL YOU! *crashes through building leaving a Yusuke-looking hole in building*
Hiei-*throws Kuwabara off of his back* You dared insult me! Prepare to die! *pulls out katana* *looks at sleeping Kuwabara* *sweatdrops and sighs* Eh...yeah...*crouches down and pokes Kuwabara with katana* Hn.
Kuwabara- ZZZZZZZZZ...
Youko-*sorts through rubble of hair care shop in search of shampoo bottles* C'mere my little shampoo! Come to daddy!
Yusuke-*is still crashing through buildings* I WONDER HOW MANY POINTS I'VE SCORED ALREADY?! *crashes through billboard* WHAT WAS THAT?! 2,000 POINTS?!
Jin- *is bored* See ya, guys! I'm going on a coffee break!
Youko-*stops searching for shampoo*
Hiei-*stops poking Kuwabara*
Kuwabara-*wakes up*
Yusuke-*freezes in midair*
Youko, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yusuke- Okee dokee! *return to what they were doing*
Jin- *turns into a tornado and flies off*
Tornado-*accidentally sucks up the hair care shop contents*
Youko-Noooooooo! *tries to chase after tornado but tornado disappears into nothingness* Grrrrr! *punches bridge supports in frustration which makes the bridge fall down*
Hiei-Hn. *continues to poke Kuwabara*
Yusuke-*is still crashing through buildings* I must have a high score by now...*suddenly stops in front of a building* Huh?!
VOICE- Hello!
Yusuke- Kami-sama! THANK-YOU for stopping me!!! I never thought you'd do any of us a favor!
VOICE- Who says I'm doing you a favor?!
Yusuke-Wha...*straight jacket appears on Yusuke*
VOICE-At least you aren't flying through the air anymore! Toodle-oo!
Yusuke-H...Hey! Wait! What's this supposed to mean! &*%$
Kuwabara-*is still unconscious* ZZZZZZZ...
Jin-*still on a coffee break*
Youko-*still ranting and raving about his shampoo* Gone, GONE! ALL GONE! RAR! *turns to a building* You shall pay for taking away my shampoo, Mr. Building! *punches building*
Building- *collapses*
Youko-HAH! That'll teach you!
Hiei-*is tired of poking Kuwabara and is now sharpening his sword* Hn.
Man in Pink Tux- *pops up* Destruction! Another sign of hunger!
All except Kuwabara-*stop what they are doing to watch the freak talk*
Yusuke-*walks over to MIPT* Hi, Joe. How's Charlie?
MIPT-Uh, Hi...anyway...DESTRUCTION! ANOTHER SIGN OF HUNGER! Hungry? Grab a snickers!
Hiei-*walks over to MIPT and points his newly-sharpened katana at MIPT* What the &*^# do you think you're doing?!
MIPT-Uh, I work for Snickers and I'm just advertising the candy. *nervously holds out the candy bar to Hiei* Wanna try it?
Yusuke-Nooo! I want it! *tries to grab it with his mouth since he can't use his arms*
Hiei- Hn. Baka. *pushes Yusuke down and grabs the Snickers* *sniffs Snickers, then eats it* Hn!
MIPT-Uh, sir? You were supposed to unwrap it first, THEN eat it.
Hiei-Hn? Are you insulting me?! HOW DARE YOU! *something falls on head* Eh?
Youko-*shampoo bottles start to rain from the sky* *eyes all big and teary* YAY! MY PRAYRES HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! *raises hands up to the sky*
Hiei-You shall die! *pokes MIPT*
MIPT-Who ARE you?!
Hiei-Who am I? WHO am I?! I am the great and almighty FROG! WHO are YOU?!
MIPT-Uh, didn't that guy in the straight jacket already tell you? I'm Joe.
Hiei-Oh, I see...*thinks for a moment* THEN I GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU, BUSTER!
Joe-Uh, I'm Joe. Not Buster.
Hiei-Oh...BUT I STILL GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU!
Joe-Uh...okay...*thinks* I am quitting this job ASAP!
Hiei-So...HOW'S CHARLIE?! HUH?! HUH?!?
Joe-Uh, Charlie?
Hiei-AAAAAAAAAAA! *makes buzzer noise* Wrong! Now you die!
Joe-Uh, why?
Hiei-Cuz I hate you!
Joe-Why?
Hiei-Cuz you say 'UH' WAAAAAAAAAAY too many times and because I am the ALMIGHTY FROG!!
Youko-*grabs Hiei by the dog collar and re-hooks the chain* No, you are my puppy and you are going to collect all of the raining shampoo bottles!
Hiei- Arf. Arf. Hn.
Joe-*scrambles away*
Kuwabara-*gets hit on the head with a raining shampoo bottle* *finally wakes up* OW! That smarts...*looks around at the scene before him* Oooookey...*thinks he was safer when he was asleep*
Scenery starts to fade...
Youko- Awww! We're leaving already?! *stuffs shampoo into hair* I'm ready! *sticks shampoo bottles in ears*
Kuwabara-*not quite sure what happened* *walks up to Hiei* Hey, is my name Kuwabara?
Hiei-Woof.
Kuwabara-Okay, good. For a moment there, I though my name was Chiz!
Yusuke-Heh heh. Lassie! You came back! You're back! *is talking to a fire hydrant* Oh, Lassie, you're my favorite dog in the whole wide world! *tries to sit down but falls and hits his head because he is in a straight jacket*
Jin-Okay, guys! I'm back! What did I miss?! *sees Yusuke in a straight jacket, Youko with shampoo bottles sticking out of his ears, Hiei on a leash, and Kuwabara staring into space, twitching* Er, never mind that question. I'd rather not kno-
All- *go POOF*
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*pop*
Yusuke- iNow/i where are we...
Kuwabara- Chee, I dunno...*looks at all the tall buildings and bridges towering over them*
Jin- You'll still never catch me! They're MINE! MY lucky charms! Never never never...hey...where'd they go...? Lucky Charms! Lucky Charms come baaack...*flies around looking for them*
Yusuke- Eheeeeeeeeh...*is scared* *tries to walk away but falls down* Hey! I'm still stuck to you?! Kuwabara!
Kuwabara- *has fallen down too*Mmf Mmmmng Mmmm Mmf Mmmmf Mmng! *face is flat on ground*
Yusuke- Uh, what?
Kuwabara- *lifts head* The ground does not taste nice!
Yusuke- Nice to know.
Kuwabara- Ya know, ever since I was a kid, I wanted to find out what the ground tasted like, but I never had the chance to try and eat it without looking like a freak, but now I finally found out! I used to think it tasted like bubblegum but I guess I was wrong!
Jin and Yusuke- *blinkblink*
Yusuke-Uh...you had plenty of opportunities to eat the ground...*thinks* iChee, that just sounds wrong!/i...when I used to beat you up, Kuwabara...
Kuwabara-Oh, yeah! I forgot about that! Heeheehee!
Someone behind Kuwabara- Baka. *hits Kuwabara on head and knocks him out*
Yusuke-Hiei! So nice to see you! Finally awake? *tries to look up at Hiei*
Hiei-*looks down at Yusuke and Kuwabara on the ground and steps on both of them* Watch what you say, Yusuke. I'm not in any mood for jokes right now.
Yusuke-Mmm Mrrrgh Mpprgh! (Well sorry!)
Hiei-Hn...URK *looks behind him* Oh ^%@! I'm still on a leash?!
Kurama-Oh, lookie! A sale on hair care products!! *hearts for eyes* Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! *pulls along Hiei*
Hiei-I am *choke* not go- *choke* -ing through that *choke* again!!! *bites chain off* *runs away*
Jin- Now why didn't you think of that before?!
Hiei-What?! Die, leprechaun! *runs over to Jin* *trips over fallen Yusuke and Kuwabara* Gwaah!
Yusuke-Ow...Ow...Pain, pain, pain....Ooorgh...
Hiei-Grr...you shall die for insulting me!!! FIST OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!
(A/N: You can tell that marshmallow hasn't fully worn off...)
Yusuke-Bwaaaaah!
Kuwabara-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Hiei-*makes big crater in the street*
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*flying far, far away*
Yusuke-Uh...we're blasting off...again?!
Kuwabara-ZZZZZZZZ...
Yusuke-*looks at unconscious Kuwabara* Aww...KAMI-SAMA, I"LL GET YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Yusuke and Kuwabara- *disappear in sky*
Hiei-Hah, baka...*turns back to Jin* Now it's your turn! SWORD OF THE DARKNESS FLAME!
Jin- Oho! Time for my exit! *flies through open windows in buildings*
People in Buildings- Ah! What was that?! Aliens are attacking!
Hiei-You don't expect to escape from me like that, do you?! Kyaa!!!! *destroys first building Jin flew through*
Jin-Haha! Missed me!
PiB-Ah! We're gonna die! I told you aliens were taking over the world, but did you listen? No you didn't!
Hiei-*tears down next building* RAR!
Jin-Missed me again!
Kurama-*squeals* THIS MUST BE WHAT HEAVEN'S LIKE!!!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeh...
Hiei-*stops* Er, what the heck...*twitches*
Jin-*sweatdrop* Sounds like he's having fun...
Hiei and Jin-*listen to various squeals and yelps from Kurama*
Wind- *swoosh*
Hiei-Yes, well...
Jin-*coughs*
Hiei and Jin- *look at each other and see that they both look disturbed*
Hiei-...DIE! *holds up katana*
Jin- Eep! *struggles in the air a bit then flies into shampoo building*
Hiei-You shall not escape! *destroys building*
Jin-Missed me again!
Kurama-*was shopping* *is now holding 3 bags of shampoo while standing in a pile of destruction* Grrrr...H...Hiei?! *is turning into Youko* *walks toward Hiei*
Hiei-Wah! I didn't do it! He did! *points to Jin* He did it!
Youko- *turns toward Jin* Grrrr...
Jin- No! I didn't do it! He's lying!
Youko- *is still walking towards Jin*
Jin- *looks up at sky to pray* Please oh please oh please oh plea-huh? *points at sky* HE did it!
Youko-Eh?!
Yusuke- Aaaaaaaaah! *is falling toward earth* Catch me Jin!
Jin-Wha- *sees that Yusuke is about to crash into him* Wagh! ** pushes Yusuke out of the way*
Yusuke- Waaaaaaaaaa! *is now flying very fast towards Youko*
Hiei- *is watching in amusement* Hn...*realizes that someone is missing* Where's the baka...?
VOICE- Right here!
Kuwabara- *Is floating above Hiei's head* *is still sleeping*
Hiei- What the...
Kuwabara- *suddenly falls on top of Hiei*
Hiei-Gwuh...
VOICE- Heehee...
Yusuke- I'm gonna DIEEEEEEEEEE! *looks at angry Youko he is about to crash into* Mommy...*is picking up speed*
Youko-Bwaha! Oh, I don't want you to die, I want you to live and feel the pain! *punches Yusuke in the face*
Yusuke- PINBALL! IT'S LIKE PINBALL I TELL YOU! *crashes through building leaving a Yusuke-looking hole in building*
Hiei-*throws Kuwabara off of his back* You dared insult me! Prepare to die! *pulls out katana* *looks at sleeping Kuwabara* *sweatdrops and sighs* Eh...yeah...*crouches down and pokes Kuwabara with katana* Hn.
Kuwabara- ZZZZZZZZZ...
Youko-*sorts through rubble of hair care shop in search of shampoo bottles* C'mere my little shampoo! Come to daddy!
Yusuke-*is still crashing through buildings* I WONDER HOW MANY POINTS I'VE SCORED ALREADY?! *crashes through billboard* WHAT WAS THAT?! 2,000 POINTS?!
Jin- *is bored* See ya, guys! I'm going on a coffee break!
Youko-*stops searching for shampoo*
Hiei-*stops poking Kuwabara*
Kuwabara-*wakes up*
Yusuke-*freezes in midair*
Youko, Hiei, Kuwabara, and Yusuke- Okee dokee! *return to what they were doing*
Jin- *turns into a tornado and flies off*
Tornado-*accidentally sucks up the hair care shop contents*
Youko-Noooooooo! *tries to chase after tornado but tornado disappears into nothingness* Grrrrr! *punches bridge supports in frustration which makes the bridge fall down*
Hiei-Hn. *continues to poke Kuwabara*
Yusuke-*is still crashing through buildings* I must have a high score by now...*suddenly stops in front of a building* Huh?!
VOICE- Hello!
Yusuke- Kami-sama! THANK-YOU for stopping me!!! I never thought you'd do any of us a favor!
VOICE- Who says I'm doing you a favor?!
Yusuke-Wha...*straight jacket appears on Yusuke*
VOICE-At least you aren't flying through the air anymore! Toodle-oo!
Yusuke-H...Hey! Wait! What's this supposed to mean! &*%$
Kuwabara-*is still unconscious* ZZZZZZZ...
Jin-*still on a coffee break*
Youko-*still ranting and raving about his shampoo* Gone, GONE! ALL GONE! RAR! *turns to a building* You shall pay for taking away my shampoo, Mr. Building! *punches building*
Building- *collapses*
Youko-HAH! That'll teach you!
Hiei-*is tired of poking Kuwabara and is now sharpening his sword* Hn.
Man in Pink Tux- *pops up* Destruction! Another sign of hunger!
All except Kuwabara-*stop what they are doing to watch the freak talk*
Yusuke-*walks over to MIPT* Hi, Joe. How's Charlie?
MIPT-Uh, Hi...anyway...DESTRUCTION! ANOTHER SIGN OF HUNGER! Hungry? Grab a snickers!
Hiei-*walks over to MIPT and points his newly-sharpened katana at MIPT* What the &*^# do you think you're doing?!
MIPT-Uh, I work for Snickers and I'm just advertising the candy. *nervously holds out the candy bar to Hiei* Wanna try it?
Yusuke-Nooo! I want it! *tries to grab it with his mouth since he can't use his arms*
Hiei- Hn. Baka. *pushes Yusuke down and grabs the Snickers* *sniffs Snickers, then eats it* Hn!
MIPT-Uh, sir? You were supposed to unwrap it first, THEN eat it.
Hiei-Hn? Are you insulting me?! HOW DARE YOU! *something falls on head* Eh?
Youko-*shampoo bottles start to rain from the sky* *eyes all big and teary* YAY! MY PRAYRES HAVE BEEN ANSWERED! *raises hands up to the sky*
Hiei-You shall die! *pokes MIPT*
MIPT-Who ARE you?!
Hiei-Who am I? WHO am I?! I am the great and almighty FROG! WHO are YOU?!
MIPT-Uh, didn't that guy in the straight jacket already tell you? I'm Joe.
Hiei-Oh, I see...*thinks for a moment* THEN I GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU, BUSTER!
Joe-Uh, I'm Joe. Not Buster.
Hiei-Oh...BUT I STILL GOT SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU!
Joe-Uh...okay...*thinks* I am quitting this job ASAP!
Hiei-So...HOW'S CHARLIE?! HUH?! HUH?!?
Joe-Uh, Charlie?
Hiei-AAAAAAAAAAA! *makes buzzer noise* Wrong! Now you die!
Joe-Uh, why?
Hiei-Cuz I hate you!
Joe-Why?
Hiei-Cuz you say 'UH' WAAAAAAAAAAY too many times and because I am the ALMIGHTY FROG!!
Youko-*grabs Hiei by the dog collar and re-hooks the chain* No, you are my puppy and you are going to collect all of the raining shampoo bottles!
Hiei- Arf. Arf. Hn.
Joe-*scrambles away*
Kuwabara-*gets hit on the head with a raining shampoo bottle* *finally wakes up* OW! That smarts...*looks around at the scene before him* Oooookey...*thinks he was safer when he was asleep*
Scenery starts to fade...
Youko- Awww! We're leaving already?! *stuffs shampoo into hair* I'm ready! *sticks shampoo bottles in ears*
Kuwabara-*not quite sure what happened* *walks up to Hiei* Hey, is my name Kuwabara?
Hiei-Woof.
Kuwabara-Okay, good. For a moment there, I though my name was Chiz!
Yusuke-Heh heh. Lassie! You came back! You're back! *is talking to a fire hydrant* Oh, Lassie, you're my favorite dog in the whole wide world! *tries to sit down but falls and hits his head because he is in a straight jacket*
Jin-Okay, guys! I'm back! What did I miss?! *sees Yusuke in a straight jacket, Youko with shampoo bottles sticking out of his ears, Hiei on a leash, and Kuwabara staring into space, twitching* Er, never mind that question. I'd rather not kno-
All- *go POOF*
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