Hi, Sorry I didn't update any of my stories for a while! Sowwy! *waits for
flying tomatoes to cease*
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The Great Commercial Adventure
Chapter 3
Gimme A Break!
*Fwump*
Youko-*lands gracefully and stashes shampoo somewhere*
Everyone else- *lands on their heads like the idiotic morons they are*
Yusuke-*gets up* *looks around wildly with his hand on his head, as if shielding his eyes from the sun that isn't really there* We're in.a grocery store!
Youko-*turns back into redheaded Kurama* Brilliant observation, Yusuke.
Yusuke- See? Told you I'm smart.
Kurama- Ah, yes, of course you are.
Yusuke- *brimming with confidence* *grins like a fool*
Hiei-*is flat on his face, legs straight up in the air*
Kuwabara- *gets up, sees Hiei, knocks Hiei down*
Hiei-*swiftly gets up* What the---Kuwabara! You dare do this to me?! You shall pay.with your life!! *takes out katana* *laughs madly* *pokes Kuwabara with katana*
Kuwabara- Ow! Stop! You're hurting me!!!
Hiei- That's my intention.
Yusuke- *intrigued by such torture methods*
Kurama- *coughs* Aren't we missing someone?
Hiei- Hn.
Kurama-Jin, wasn't it?
Yusuke- Huh? Wha--? *hands cover Yusuke's eyes* Say! Hey! I can't see! Kurama! How'd you turn off the lights?
Kurama- I didn't, Yusuke *tries not to laugh*
Person behind Yusuke- Top o' th' mornin' to ye, Urameshi! Guess Whoooooooooooo???
Yusuke-Uh.Keiko!
Person- No.
Yusuke- Botan?
Person- No.
Yusuke- Hm.can't be Hiei.He's too short to reach my eyes.
Hiei-Oh?? How would you like me to prove you wrong.by SLASHING YOUR HEAD O-
Yusuke-.and Kuwabara's too stupid.
Hiei-Well, you got one thing right.
Kuwabara- *whimpers*
Yusuke-So..* sings* WHO COULD IT BE?!
Kuwabara-This isn't a Zaboomafoo commercial, is it?
Hiei-Of course not, Kuwabara no baka.
Kuwabara- Heeeey! Watch it you maroon!
Hiei- *smirk* I believe it's 'moron' you idiot. *turns away* Pathetic lumbering beast.can't even pronounce his own race.
Kuwabara- *whimpers*
Yusuke-Uh.Ah.Youko? Kurama? Youko Kurama? Shuuichi Minamino? Kitsune? Dang.he has a lot of names.
Person- No, no, no, no. *develops big sweatdrop*
Yusuke-Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay! I give up!
Kurama- It's a bit obvious Yusuke..
Yusuke- A bit?
Kurama- Yes.just a tiny bit.
Hiei- *wanders off to the dairy products*
Kuwabara- *still whimpering*
Person-*uncovers eyes* It's me! Jin!!!
Yusuke-Really?! *turns around* That's great! I was looking for you!
Jin- I know.
Yusuke-Ah.I see.
Everyone- *silent* *nothing to say*
Kurama- *Mission: Initiate Dialogue* So.does anyone know what commercial this might be?
Yusuke-No.
Hiei-*comes back throwing mysterious spoon and bowl away in a trash can* Hn
Jin- *shrugs*
Kuwabara- *whimper*
Kurama- *Mission: FAILURE*
Kuwabara- *whimper whine*
Hiei-Hn. Kuwabara no baka, have you ever realized that all the fan fiction out there uses you for comic relief because you're so stupid. That insult that I said to you.you should be used to it by now.
Kuwabara-*whimpers*
Hiei- *tried to do his 'good deed of the day'* *gives up* *dubs Kuwabara 'The Hopeless One'*
The Hopeless One (let's call him THO.kinda like JOE.but not.)- *whimpers* You guys are sooooo mean.
Yusuke- It speaks!
THO-*whimpers*
Jin-Erm.I'm kind of tired of that whimpering.and I don't have any pillow to hide me head under.these long ears are sensitive, y'know?
Hiei-Hmm.what's that word again? Exterminators? *looks at Kurama*
Kurama- Yes.
Hiei- *disappears* *comes back in bright purple coveralls with writing on the front Baka Exterminators* *holds up cereal box*
Jin-Errrr............
Everyone else -*shocked out of their wits*
THO- *whimper* *is scarred for the rest of his pathetic life*'
Hiei-*stuffs Kuwabara in cereal box*
THO- *muffled whimper*
Jin-.I guess that's better.
Hiei-*disappears, appears, is back to normal* Hn.
Jin- Glad ta have yah back ta norm'l Hiei-kins!
Hiei-Yes. Me: normal, you: not.
Jin Eh-heh..
Kurama-*thinks when the commercial will show it's face*
Kid names Jimmy-Hey. Mommy! My favorite cereal! *picks up box* *drops box* Mommy! It was whimpering at me!
Mommy- That's nice sweety-poo.
Everyone-*silent*
Kurama-*Mission: Initiate Dialogue - 2nd Attempt * Did you know that perfume is made out of whale blubber?
THO/Cereal Box-Blubber?
Kurama-Whale fat. *Mission: Success? Maybe.*
Jin-That makes..scents.
Hiei- Oh, give me a break.
Kurama- *Mission: SUCCESS!*
Grocer #1-Give me a break?
Hiei-*slightly disturbed* No, ningen. I was not talking to you.
Grocer #2-Give me a break! *nudges Grocer #1*
Grocer #1-Oh! Give me a break!
Grocer #3- Give me a break?!
Grocer#4, 5, 6, 7, & 8- Give me a break!
Whole store- GIVE ME A BREAK!
Hiei-*twitches*Hn, ningen no baka
Yusuke-They sound like construction workers who want to get a break from working on highways all the time. Are they construction workers? Are they going to rebel?
Kurama-Very good deduction, Yusuke. Of course they're tired workers wanting a break!
Yusuke-They are?! Really! Oh, yeah! They are! I was right! Uh-huUH!
Jin-No they aren't.
Yusuke-Wha? Oh! Oooooooooooooooooooh! You.you Kurama! You're WWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! W-R-O-N-G! Yeah! Yeah! Sissy- boy was WRONG! Yeah, baybee! Whooohooo!
Hiei-He's high on something.
Kurama-*thinks* Apparently, this young man doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm.
Grocer #324-A-one! A-two! A-one two three four!
Whole store- *sings* O-O-O-OOOoo! Gimme a break! Gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR!
Hiei-Kit kat bar?
Kurama-Yes, a ningen type of food made of mostly fructose, also frequently called glucose. It's an unhealthy treat that humans love to stuff their mouths with.
Yusuke-Um.can you say that again.except in English.
Hiei-You can't understand ANY English. This is Japan, Yusuke, if you didn't notice.
Yusuke-.I meant.in Japanese.
Hiei-Hn
Yusuke-Japanese.English.same thing.
Hiei-Only you would think that.and probably the Cereal Box as well.
Yusuke-*nudges Kurama* Is that an insult?
Kurama-I believe it is.
Jin-YEA! BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!!! KIT KAT KIT KAT!
Kurama-*edges away*
Yusuke-Hiei! I'm gonna beat you up! Beat you up until you're Hiei pulp!
Hiei-Why don't you try and see. I doubt you could even touch me though. It would be a waste of breath.
Yusuke-Breath.like you're wasting right now?!
Hiei-Hn.
Kurama-Where's 'The Hopeless One?'
Jin-A PIECE O' THAT KIT KAT---huh? Over there! *points*
All-*look*
THO/Cereal Box-*is hopping up and down with the dancing people*
All-*sigh, shake their head, and return to what they were doing*
Yusuke-Awright, Hiei, where were we?!
Hiei-Hn.
Yusuke-Izzat all yer gonna say!
Hiei-Hn.
Yusuke-I guess that IS all you're gonna say.
Grocer #2942- *says to Hiei* Wanna Kit Kat Bar?
Hiei-*growls* No.
Grocer #2942-Why not?
Hiei-Because I prefer not to.
Grocer #2942-But they're so sad.the Kit Kat is so sad.See it's tears? It's crying!
Grocer # 2184-Hey! That short dude made a Kit Kat cry!
Grocer #935-GET HIM!!!!
*big cage falls on top of Yusuke*
Grocer #238-Huh?? Whoops wrong guy.
Yusuke-Waaaaaah! Lemme go! Lemme go! What'd I do ta ya! Waarrrrrrug! *bites steel bars of cage*
THO/Cereal Box-Ha Ha!
Yusuke- Hey..THO! Help me out of this thing!
THO/Cereal Box-No.
Yusuke-Wha--???? TH--Kuwa.bara. Help me.pl.ease.
THO/Cereal Box-No.
Yusuke-Why not.wait.you converted into one of those SINGING PEOPLE! TRAITOR! YOU LEFT US FOR THEM!
THO/Cereal Box-I had no choice. You all were mean ta me.
Yusuke-SO IS THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!
THO/Cereal Box-whimper*
Yusuke-*rolls eyes* *falls asleep*
Hiei-*is flitting around making the crazy Kit Kat people bump into each other*
Kurama-*is watching the whole thing trying not to laugh*
Jin-*Eyes grow wide, ears grow even larger* QUIET! You're makin' me ears hurt! *pulls out two big hammers and knocks all the grocers unconscious* Ahh.that's better.
*everything is quiet*
Everyone-*is so tired that they fall asleep* *fizz, buzz, disappear* ____________________________________________
Heyz!
Read and REVIEW!!!
And I don't know if perfume is really made out of whale blubber, but SOMETHING out there is.
PLUS!!! If anyone knows what the whole Kit Kat song is, TELL ME!!!! PLEASE!
Okay. Thankies. Now go and review. Now.
All righty then.ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Oh.um.wait..*holds up sign*
Sign reads: Disclaimer-I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, the product in this story, or.anything for that matter. So..Don't sue me.
The Great Commercial Adventure
Chapter 3
Gimme A Break!
*Fwump*
Youko-*lands gracefully and stashes shampoo somewhere*
Everyone else- *lands on their heads like the idiotic morons they are*
Yusuke-*gets up* *looks around wildly with his hand on his head, as if shielding his eyes from the sun that isn't really there* We're in.a grocery store!
Youko-*turns back into redheaded Kurama* Brilliant observation, Yusuke.
Yusuke- See? Told you I'm smart.
Kurama- Ah, yes, of course you are.
Yusuke- *brimming with confidence* *grins like a fool*
Hiei-*is flat on his face, legs straight up in the air*
Kuwabara- *gets up, sees Hiei, knocks Hiei down*
Hiei-*swiftly gets up* What the---Kuwabara! You dare do this to me?! You shall pay.with your life!! *takes out katana* *laughs madly* *pokes Kuwabara with katana*
Kuwabara- Ow! Stop! You're hurting me!!!
Hiei- That's my intention.
Yusuke- *intrigued by such torture methods*
Kurama- *coughs* Aren't we missing someone?
Hiei- Hn.
Kurama-Jin, wasn't it?
Yusuke- Huh? Wha--? *hands cover Yusuke's eyes* Say! Hey! I can't see! Kurama! How'd you turn off the lights?
Kurama- I didn't, Yusuke *tries not to laugh*
Person behind Yusuke- Top o' th' mornin' to ye, Urameshi! Guess Whoooooooooooo???
Yusuke-Uh.Keiko!
Person- No.
Yusuke- Botan?
Person- No.
Yusuke- Hm.can't be Hiei.He's too short to reach my eyes.
Hiei-Oh?? How would you like me to prove you wrong.by SLASHING YOUR HEAD O-
Yusuke-.and Kuwabara's too stupid.
Hiei-Well, you got one thing right.
Kuwabara- *whimpers*
Yusuke-So..* sings* WHO COULD IT BE?!
Kuwabara-This isn't a Zaboomafoo commercial, is it?
Hiei-Of course not, Kuwabara no baka.
Kuwabara- Heeeey! Watch it you maroon!
Hiei- *smirk* I believe it's 'moron' you idiot. *turns away* Pathetic lumbering beast.can't even pronounce his own race.
Kuwabara- *whimpers*
Yusuke-Uh.Ah.Youko? Kurama? Youko Kurama? Shuuichi Minamino? Kitsune? Dang.he has a lot of names.
Person- No, no, no, no. *develops big sweatdrop*
Yusuke-Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay! I give up!
Kurama- It's a bit obvious Yusuke..
Yusuke- A bit?
Kurama- Yes.just a tiny bit.
Hiei- *wanders off to the dairy products*
Kuwabara- *still whimpering*
Person-*uncovers eyes* It's me! Jin!!!
Yusuke-Really?! *turns around* That's great! I was looking for you!
Jin- I know.
Yusuke-Ah.I see.
Everyone- *silent* *nothing to say*
Kurama- *Mission: Initiate Dialogue* So.does anyone know what commercial this might be?
Yusuke-No.
Hiei-*comes back throwing mysterious spoon and bowl away in a trash can* Hn
Jin- *shrugs*
Kuwabara- *whimper*
Kurama- *Mission: FAILURE*
Kuwabara- *whimper whine*
Hiei-Hn. Kuwabara no baka, have you ever realized that all the fan fiction out there uses you for comic relief because you're so stupid. That insult that I said to you.you should be used to it by now.
Kuwabara-*whimpers*
Hiei- *tried to do his 'good deed of the day'* *gives up* *dubs Kuwabara 'The Hopeless One'*
The Hopeless One (let's call him THO.kinda like JOE.but not.)- *whimpers* You guys are sooooo mean.
Yusuke- It speaks!
THO-*whimpers*
Jin-Erm.I'm kind of tired of that whimpering.and I don't have any pillow to hide me head under.these long ears are sensitive, y'know?
Hiei-Hmm.what's that word again? Exterminators? *looks at Kurama*
Kurama- Yes.
Hiei- *disappears* *comes back in bright purple coveralls with writing on the front Baka Exterminators* *holds up cereal box*
Jin-Errrr............
Everyone else -*shocked out of their wits*
THO- *whimper* *is scarred for the rest of his pathetic life*'
Hiei-*stuffs Kuwabara in cereal box*
THO- *muffled whimper*
Jin-.I guess that's better.
Hiei-*disappears, appears, is back to normal* Hn.
Jin- Glad ta have yah back ta norm'l Hiei-kins!
Hiei-Yes. Me: normal, you: not.
Jin Eh-heh..
Kurama-*thinks when the commercial will show it's face*
Kid names Jimmy-Hey. Mommy! My favorite cereal! *picks up box* *drops box* Mommy! It was whimpering at me!
Mommy- That's nice sweety-poo.
Everyone-*silent*
Kurama-*Mission: Initiate Dialogue - 2nd Attempt * Did you know that perfume is made out of whale blubber?
THO/Cereal Box-Blubber?
Kurama-Whale fat. *Mission: Success? Maybe.*
Jin-That makes..scents.
Hiei- Oh, give me a break.
Kurama- *Mission: SUCCESS!*
Grocer #1-Give me a break?
Hiei-*slightly disturbed* No, ningen. I was not talking to you.
Grocer #2-Give me a break! *nudges Grocer #1*
Grocer #1-Oh! Give me a break!
Grocer #3- Give me a break?!
Grocer#4, 5, 6, 7, & 8- Give me a break!
Whole store- GIVE ME A BREAK!
Hiei-*twitches*Hn, ningen no baka
Yusuke-They sound like construction workers who want to get a break from working on highways all the time. Are they construction workers? Are they going to rebel?
Kurama-Very good deduction, Yusuke. Of course they're tired workers wanting a break!
Yusuke-They are?! Really! Oh, yeah! They are! I was right! Uh-huUH!
Jin-No they aren't.
Yusuke-Wha? Oh! Oooooooooooooooooooh! You.you Kurama! You're WWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG! W-R-O-N-G! Yeah! Yeah! Sissy- boy was WRONG! Yeah, baybee! Whooohooo!
Hiei-He's high on something.
Kurama-*thinks* Apparently, this young man doesn't understand the concept of sarcasm.
Grocer #324-A-one! A-two! A-one two three four!
Whole store- *sings* O-O-O-OOOoo! Gimme a break! Gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR!
Hiei-Kit kat bar?
Kurama-Yes, a ningen type of food made of mostly fructose, also frequently called glucose. It's an unhealthy treat that humans love to stuff their mouths with.
Yusuke-Um.can you say that again.except in English.
Hiei-You can't understand ANY English. This is Japan, Yusuke, if you didn't notice.
Yusuke-.I meant.in Japanese.
Hiei-Hn
Yusuke-Japanese.English.same thing.
Hiei-Only you would think that.and probably the Cereal Box as well.
Yusuke-*nudges Kurama* Is that an insult?
Kurama-I believe it is.
Jin-YEA! BREAK ME OFF A PIECE OF THAT KIT KAT BAR!!! KIT KAT KIT KAT!
Kurama-*edges away*
Yusuke-Hiei! I'm gonna beat you up! Beat you up until you're Hiei pulp!
Hiei-Why don't you try and see. I doubt you could even touch me though. It would be a waste of breath.
Yusuke-Breath.like you're wasting right now?!
Hiei-Hn.
Kurama-Where's 'The Hopeless One?'
Jin-A PIECE O' THAT KIT KAT---huh? Over there! *points*
All-*look*
THO/Cereal Box-*is hopping up and down with the dancing people*
All-*sigh, shake their head, and return to what they were doing*
Yusuke-Awright, Hiei, where were we?!
Hiei-Hn.
Yusuke-Izzat all yer gonna say!
Hiei-Hn.
Yusuke-I guess that IS all you're gonna say.
Grocer #2942- *says to Hiei* Wanna Kit Kat Bar?
Hiei-*growls* No.
Grocer #2942-Why not?
Hiei-Because I prefer not to.
Grocer #2942-But they're so sad.the Kit Kat is so sad.See it's tears? It's crying!
Grocer # 2184-Hey! That short dude made a Kit Kat cry!
Grocer #935-GET HIM!!!!
*big cage falls on top of Yusuke*
Grocer #238-Huh?? Whoops wrong guy.
Yusuke-Waaaaaah! Lemme go! Lemme go! What'd I do ta ya! Waarrrrrrug! *bites steel bars of cage*
THO/Cereal Box-Ha Ha!
Yusuke- Hey..THO! Help me out of this thing!
THO/Cereal Box-No.
Yusuke-Wha--???? TH--Kuwa.bara. Help me.pl.ease.
THO/Cereal Box-No.
Yusuke-Why not.wait.you converted into one of those SINGING PEOPLE! TRAITOR! YOU LEFT US FOR THEM!
THO/Cereal Box-I had no choice. You all were mean ta me.
Yusuke-SO IS THE REST OF THE WORLD!!!
THO/Cereal Box-whimper*
Yusuke-*rolls eyes* *falls asleep*
Hiei-*is flitting around making the crazy Kit Kat people bump into each other*
Kurama-*is watching the whole thing trying not to laugh*
Jin-*Eyes grow wide, ears grow even larger* QUIET! You're makin' me ears hurt! *pulls out two big hammers and knocks all the grocers unconscious* Ahh.that's better.
*everything is quiet*
Everyone-*is so tired that they fall asleep* *fizz, buzz, disappear* ____________________________________________
Heyz!
Read and REVIEW!!!
And I don't know if perfume is really made out of whale blubber, but SOMETHING out there is.
PLUS!!! If anyone knows what the whole Kit Kat song is, TELL ME!!!! PLEASE!
Okay. Thankies. Now go and review. Now.