Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own any of these characters. However, I do own the wierd, sometimes twisted connections between the characters. All of them came from my wierd, sometimes twisted brain. Got it?
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: Please remember that Lizzy's thoughts and feelings are not my own. Lizzy is me in the fact that she looks just like me and acts just like me. But, she doesn't share my feelings or thoughts. All right. We just had to make that clear.
Chapter 1
Lizzy was walking down the hallway in her school, carrying her binder, humming to herself. She was on her way to her favorite class, English. None of her friends were around. Random people were bumping into her, yelling at her, throwing paper airplanes at her, and otherwise being harassing. She ignored them, however, for she was too happy today to let that stuff bother her. Oh, who was she kidding? It did bother her. She closed her eyes and wished hard that there were only nice people in this school. Little did she know that her wish would come true, but in a strange and twisted way....
Lizzy walked into her English classroom and sat down. She looked up at the blackboard, and saw the name "Mr. Bird" on it.
"Oh, a substitute teacher. I hope he's nice." said Lizzy.
"Hello class!" said the teacher as he walked into the room.
Lizzy looked up. Her teacher was fuzzy and yellow.... he was a bird! But, the substitute was not only a bird, he was none other than Big Bird!
She looked around. None of the other students in her class seemed to think that this was wierd.
"Well, if they don't think this is wierd, I shouldn't either." she said to herself.
yat you get to have Big Bird teaching your English class!
After the class was over, "Mr. Bird" called Lizzy to his desk.
"Lizzy?" he said.
"Yes, Mr. Bird?" said Lizzy.
"You know why I'm teaching here today, don't you?" asked Mr. Bird.
"Actually... no." said Lizzy.
"Your wish." said Mr. Bird.
"Wish? What wish?" asked Lizzy.
"I believe your words were 'I wish there were only nice people in this school.' Now, your wish is going to come true." said Mr. Bird.
"How can you say that? You don't know, Mr. Bird!" said Lizzy.
"Please, call me Big Bird. And, you can't assume things. For your information, I was sent to bring 'nice people' to your school and get rid of all of the 'mean people.' In other words, I was sent to make your wish come true." said Big Bird.
"Well, that's good." said Lizzy, dumbfounded.
"Would you like a cookie?" asked Big Bird.
"Um, all right." said Lizzy.
Big Bird handed Lizzy a large chocolate chip cookie. She looked at it carefully.
"Go on, eat it! It's not poison! Do you think that Big Bird would poison you with a cookie?" said Big Bird.
"I guess not." said Lizzy, and she started to eat her cookie.
"Now, go and have your lunch. I'm sure you will find many 'nice people' to have lunch with. If you have any problems, come talk to me." said Big Bird.
Lizzy went to her locker. As she was taking her lunch out of it, someone came up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around.
"Yes?" she asked.
The person who tapped her on the shoulder was Spongebob!
"Hi Lizzy!" said Spongebob.
"Um, hi, Spongebob." said Lizzy.
"Wanna eat lunch with me?" asked Spongebob.
"Sure." said Lizzy.
She grabbed her lunch bag, and walked with Spongebob to the lunch room.
Someone bumped into her. It was Hermione Granger!
"Oh, pardon me, Lizzy." said Hermione. She walked off.
"Hermione, wait!" said Lizzy.
Hermione turned around.
"Will you have lunch with me and Spongebob?" asked Lizzy.
"Sure." said Hermione.
Hemione joined Spongebob and Lizzy. Together they headed toward the lunch room.
"Hey, look!" said Spongebob.
"What?" said Hermione.
"It's my good buddy, Donald Duck!" said Spongebob. "Hey Donald!"
Donald Duck was carrying his lunch box, too.
"Yeah?" he said.
"C'mon! Have lunch with us!" said Spongebob.
"Okay." said Donald.
"Hi Hermione. Hi Lizzy." Donald added.
"Hi Donald." chorused Lizzy and Hermione.
"So, what exactly is going on here? Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled to meet Spongebob Squarepants, Donald Duck, and especially my idol, Hermione Granger, but what are you guys doing in my school?" asked Lizzy.
"Hey, this is our school, too!" said Donald.
"Since when do you guys go here?" asked Lizzy.
"Since today!" said Spongebob.
Lizzy gave them all a very puzzled look.
"Honestly, Spongebob, you could have done a better job explaining! Lizzy, let me explain. Your wish was for nice people, right?" said Hermione.
Lizzy nodded.
"Well, there weren't enough nice people that were 'free.' What that means is that there weren't enough nice people in the world that didn't have important things to do already. Big Bird heard of your wish and wanted to fufill it. So, he turned to his home, the the F Dimension, to find 'nice people'. Well, the F Dimension is where all of us" Hermione gestured to herself, Spongebob, and Donald. "live. It's the place where all book, comic book, t.v., and movie characters live. We all went to a school exactly like this in the F Dimension. Get it?" said Hermione.
"Um, yeah. But, why is it called the F Dimension?" asked Lizzy.
"F stands for Fantasy. Understand everything now?" said Hermione.
"Yeah, I think so. Wow, Big Bird sure went out of his way to make me happy!" said Lizzy.
"Well, you know, everyone in this dimension has a guardian from the F dimension, and vice versa. Big Bird is your guardian, and you are my guardian." said Hermione.
"And what does a guardian do?" said Lizzy.
"Grant wishes, protect from danger, generally make their lives wonderful. Basically, Big Bird is doing a pretty darn good job." said Hermione.
"Well, if I'm your guardian, what do I have to do for you?" asked Lizzy.
"Not much right now. If I ever go back, you just have to ensure I get top marks and no unwanted confrontations from Slytherins." said Hermione.
"The top marks thing is no problem. But I'll have to really try hard with the Slytherins part." said Lizzy.
"Oh, when you're a guardian, these things are no problem." said Hermione.
"Well, okay. If you say so. And, you are almost always right, so I have nothing to worry about." said Lizzy.
"I'm not always right...." said Hermione.
"Oh, stop being humble! You are always right!" said Lizzy.
"Thanks...." said Hermione akwardly.
"Hey, what about lunch?" asked Spongebob.
"Let's go eat!" said Donald.
"All right." said Hermione.
"Are you coming, Lizzy?" asked Spongebob.
"Of course!" said Lizzy.
"This is great! Big Bird, wherever you are, thanks a lot!" said Lizzy, after she had sat down at a lunch table with Hermione, Spongebob, and Donald Duck.
"Ooooh, look, it's Legolas Greenleaf!" said Hermione.
"Oh, please." said Donald.
"Don't just sit there, call him over here!" said Lizzy.
"Why do I have to?" asked Hermione.
"At least you two live in the same dimension!" said Lizzy.
"Oh, all right." said Hermione.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" asked Lizzy.
"Hey, Legolas!" called Hermione.
Legolas turned around.
"Come and sit with us!" said Hermione.
Legolas walked over to the table that Hermione, Lizzy, Spongebob, and Donald were sitting at.
"Move over, Lizzy!" said Hermione, shoving Lizzy out of her seat.
"You can sit here, Legolas." said Hermione, batting her eyelashes.
"Fine. I'm sitting here. You better remember who your guardian is, Hermione!" said Lizzy. She sat down on the other side of Legolas.
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: Please remember that Lizzy's thoughts and feelings are not my own. Lizzy is me in the fact that she looks just like me and acts just like me. But, she doesn't share my feelings or thoughts. All right. We just had to make that clear.
Chapter 1
Lizzy was walking down the hallway in her school, carrying her binder, humming to herself. She was on her way to her favorite class, English. None of her friends were around. Random people were bumping into her, yelling at her, throwing paper airplanes at her, and otherwise being harassing. She ignored them, however, for she was too happy today to let that stuff bother her. Oh, who was she kidding? It did bother her. She closed her eyes and wished hard that there were only nice people in this school. Little did she know that her wish would come true, but in a strange and twisted way....
Lizzy walked into her English classroom and sat down. She looked up at the blackboard, and saw the name "Mr. Bird" on it.
"Oh, a substitute teacher. I hope he's nice." said Lizzy.
"Hello class!" said the teacher as he walked into the room.
Lizzy looked up. Her teacher was fuzzy and yellow.... he was a bird! But, the substitute was not only a bird, he was none other than Big Bird!
She looked around. None of the other students in her class seemed to think that this was wierd.
"Well, if they don't think this is wierd, I shouldn't either." she said to herself.
yat you get to have Big Bird teaching your English class!
After the class was over, "Mr. Bird" called Lizzy to his desk.
"Lizzy?" he said.
"Yes, Mr. Bird?" said Lizzy.
"You know why I'm teaching here today, don't you?" asked Mr. Bird.
"Actually... no." said Lizzy.
"Your wish." said Mr. Bird.
"Wish? What wish?" asked Lizzy.
"I believe your words were 'I wish there were only nice people in this school.' Now, your wish is going to come true." said Mr. Bird.
"How can you say that? You don't know, Mr. Bird!" said Lizzy.
"Please, call me Big Bird. And, you can't assume things. For your information, I was sent to bring 'nice people' to your school and get rid of all of the 'mean people.' In other words, I was sent to make your wish come true." said Big Bird.
"Well, that's good." said Lizzy, dumbfounded.
"Would you like a cookie?" asked Big Bird.
"Um, all right." said Lizzy.
Big Bird handed Lizzy a large chocolate chip cookie. She looked at it carefully.
"Go on, eat it! It's not poison! Do you think that Big Bird would poison you with a cookie?" said Big Bird.
"I guess not." said Lizzy, and she started to eat her cookie.
"Now, go and have your lunch. I'm sure you will find many 'nice people' to have lunch with. If you have any problems, come talk to me." said Big Bird.
Lizzy went to her locker. As she was taking her lunch out of it, someone came up behind her and tapped her on the shoulder. She turned around.
"Yes?" she asked.
The person who tapped her on the shoulder was Spongebob!
"Hi Lizzy!" said Spongebob.
"Um, hi, Spongebob." said Lizzy.
"Wanna eat lunch with me?" asked Spongebob.
"Sure." said Lizzy.
She grabbed her lunch bag, and walked with Spongebob to the lunch room.
Someone bumped into her. It was Hermione Granger!
"Oh, pardon me, Lizzy." said Hermione. She walked off.
"Hermione, wait!" said Lizzy.
Hermione turned around.
"Will you have lunch with me and Spongebob?" asked Lizzy.
"Sure." said Hermione.
Hemione joined Spongebob and Lizzy. Together they headed toward the lunch room.
"Hey, look!" said Spongebob.
"What?" said Hermione.
"It's my good buddy, Donald Duck!" said Spongebob. "Hey Donald!"
Donald Duck was carrying his lunch box, too.
"Yeah?" he said.
"C'mon! Have lunch with us!" said Spongebob.
"Okay." said Donald.
"Hi Hermione. Hi Lizzy." Donald added.
"Hi Donald." chorused Lizzy and Hermione.
"So, what exactly is going on here? Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled to meet Spongebob Squarepants, Donald Duck, and especially my idol, Hermione Granger, but what are you guys doing in my school?" asked Lizzy.
"Hey, this is our school, too!" said Donald.
"Since when do you guys go here?" asked Lizzy.
"Since today!" said Spongebob.
Lizzy gave them all a very puzzled look.
"Honestly, Spongebob, you could have done a better job explaining! Lizzy, let me explain. Your wish was for nice people, right?" said Hermione.
Lizzy nodded.
"Well, there weren't enough nice people that were 'free.' What that means is that there weren't enough nice people in the world that didn't have important things to do already. Big Bird heard of your wish and wanted to fufill it. So, he turned to his home, the the F Dimension, to find 'nice people'. Well, the F Dimension is where all of us" Hermione gestured to herself, Spongebob, and Donald. "live. It's the place where all book, comic book, t.v., and movie characters live. We all went to a school exactly like this in the F Dimension. Get it?" said Hermione.
"Um, yeah. But, why is it called the F Dimension?" asked Lizzy.
"F stands for Fantasy. Understand everything now?" said Hermione.
"Yeah, I think so. Wow, Big Bird sure went out of his way to make me happy!" said Lizzy.
"Well, you know, everyone in this dimension has a guardian from the F dimension, and vice versa. Big Bird is your guardian, and you are my guardian." said Hermione.
"And what does a guardian do?" said Lizzy.
"Grant wishes, protect from danger, generally make their lives wonderful. Basically, Big Bird is doing a pretty darn good job." said Hermione.
"Well, if I'm your guardian, what do I have to do for you?" asked Lizzy.
"Not much right now. If I ever go back, you just have to ensure I get top marks and no unwanted confrontations from Slytherins." said Hermione.
"The top marks thing is no problem. But I'll have to really try hard with the Slytherins part." said Lizzy.
"Oh, when you're a guardian, these things are no problem." said Hermione.
"Well, okay. If you say so. And, you are almost always right, so I have nothing to worry about." said Lizzy.
"I'm not always right...." said Hermione.
"Oh, stop being humble! You are always right!" said Lizzy.
"Thanks...." said Hermione akwardly.
"Hey, what about lunch?" asked Spongebob.
"Let's go eat!" said Donald.
"All right." said Hermione.
"Are you coming, Lizzy?" asked Spongebob.
"Of course!" said Lizzy.
"This is great! Big Bird, wherever you are, thanks a lot!" said Lizzy, after she had sat down at a lunch table with Hermione, Spongebob, and Donald Duck.
"Ooooh, look, it's Legolas Greenleaf!" said Hermione.
"Oh, please." said Donald.
"Don't just sit there, call him over here!" said Lizzy.
"Why do I have to?" asked Hermione.
"At least you two live in the same dimension!" said Lizzy.
"Oh, all right." said Hermione.
"Well, what are you waiting for?" asked Lizzy.
"Hey, Legolas!" called Hermione.
Legolas turned around.
"Come and sit with us!" said Hermione.
Legolas walked over to the table that Hermione, Lizzy, Spongebob, and Donald were sitting at.
"Move over, Lizzy!" said Hermione, shoving Lizzy out of her seat.
"You can sit here, Legolas." said Hermione, batting her eyelashes.
"Fine. I'm sitting here. You better remember who your guardian is, Hermione!" said Lizzy. She sat down on the other side of Legolas.