Sorry I haven't updated! You all thought I was dead, didn't you?! I'd make a resolution, but I know I won't keep it, so what's the point? [January's almost over anyway] Heehee. P-E-A-C-E-O-U-T!
Plus-There's a bit more Kurama/Hiei in this chappie. The K/H fics are getting to me...
All the people who don't like K/H fics- Noooooooo! She is being dragged down to the dark side!
Disclaimer-I don't own YYH. I don't want to anyway. Do you realize how much of a hassle it would be? (Hassle is a funny word!)
And Y'all better be happy! I'm sacrificing precious time when I can be studying for a science test instead of writing fan fiction! Don't you feel special?
Okay then...! Now that that's all taken care of...NOW FOR OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION! *ahem*
The Great Commercial Adventure
Chapter 4: Leggo My Eggo!
*fizz*
*bzzt*
*The well-known group of demons plus Kuwabara appear sprawled on a big round table with chairs*
Yusuke-*shoves Kuwabara away* EWWW! You sick, sick......uh......@#$%^&@!
Kuwabara-I'M OUT OF THE CEREAL BOX!!!
Kurama-Of course. Can't remember a word to use, insert a swear word. Works perfectly. Now Hiei, if you would be so kind and remove yourself from me...
Hiei-Hn...can't. Jin's on top of my back. And he's sleeping. He's snoring. He's loud. It hurts my ears.
Yusuke-*looks at Kurama/Hiei/Jin pile* Uh....*sweatdrops* That position you're in...Kurama? Hiei? It just looks wrong...it's...it's making me sick...
Jin-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Hiei-Well, if you would HELP us, you wouldn't have to see this disturbing scene!
Yusuke-*yells very dramatically* OHHHHHHHH! My EYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSS! They...they BUH-URN! *voice cracks* Ooooh! They burn...!
Kurama-WE'D REALLY LIKE SOME HELP YUSUKE!!
Hiei-GET THIS LAZY WINDMASTER OAF OFF OF US!
Kuwabara-I KNOW! I'll use my SPIRIT SWORD!
Kurama-Knowing him, he'd cut us as well.
Hiei-What an encouraging thought, Kurama...
Jin-ZZZZZZZZZZZ-Ayiyiyiyi! Don't hit me! Some way to wake someone...*flies over to Kuwabara* *slaps Kuwabara* I was having a great dream: I WAS EATING ME LUCKY CHARMS!
Yusuke-...We're out of that one, Jin...By the way, anyone have any idea where we are now? And why there's a table and chairs around us? And why there is nothingness around the table and chairs? And why Kurama and Hiei have NOT YET GOTTEN UP FROM THEIR SICK AND DISTURBING POSITION?!
Hiei-Uh...*blushes*
Kurama-Ah, yes, Hiei. I'd like to know why too.
Hiei-Well...uh...You knew Jin got off some time ago! Why didn't you think something was wrong and shove me off anyway?
Kurama-...I asked you first.
Hiei-I'd like to know the answer to my question first.
Kurama-So? Answer me!
Hiei-You probably won't answer me then.
Kuwabara-What the heck are they trying to prove?
Yusuke-GUYS! GET UP OFF EACH OTHER!
Kuwabara- I KNOW! I'll use my SPIRIT SWORD!
Hiei-Dear @#$%*& Mother of...
Kurama-I've enjoyed this quality time, Hiei, but I think it's time to end it now, now that our lives are in danger! *pushes Hiei off*
Hiei-Nani? ENJOYED?! *plate falls on head* *falls* Owwie...
Yusuke-What the &*%^ was THAT?!
Kuwabara-Uh....MAYBE I CAN SOLVE THE CASE! *studies scene for a moment* I don't know...*syrup bottle falls on head* *faints*
((Yusuke-Faints?
Kurama-I never knew Hiei would have a harder head than Kuwabara...
Hiei-Hn.))
Yusuke-Hm? Syrup?
Kurama-And over here, here's a waffle.
Hiei-A waffle?
Kurama- A human food product---
Hiei-I know what it is Kitsune no baka! That was a rhetorical question!
Jin-I'm hungry. I want it. *takes waffle* And I might as well take the syrup! *takes syrup* My dream made me hungry!
Yusuke-HUNGRY?! HOW CAN YOU BE HUNGRY WHEN WE'RE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?! IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE?! WE MIGHT EVEN BE IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUA---*stomach growls*....
All except Kuwabara-...
Yusuke-...Now that you mention it...I am kinda hungry...
Jin-Ooooh...KINDA hungry, are we? *waves waffles in front of Yusuke's nose*
Yusuke-*stomach growls*...Okay, forget the KINDA part. I'M FRIGGIN' HUNGRY DARN IT!!! *tries to grab waffle*
Jin-Ohohohohoho! Too bad! These are for me!
Yusuke-Nuh-uh!!! They want me!
Hiei- You think that was sick and disturbing before, Yusuke? What about now, saying that waffles WANT you?
Yusuke-Argh! Hiei, you take everything the wrong way!!!
Hiei-I'm just making a point that it is usually you that is usually much more disturbing than the rest of us.
Yusuke-Usually.
Hiei-Correct.
Yusuke-But when someone else does something sickening and disturbing, it's worse than what I do. At least I hit on girls...
Hiei-Yusuke no baka! *hits Yusuke on head*
Yusuke-Hey! Why, you...!
Jin-Lovely fluffy golden waffles...*takes bite out of waffles* And...Mmmm-MMM! Sooo good!
Yusuke-Ah! Look what you made me do, Hiei! You made me forget my mission in life...*dramatic pause* TO OBTAIN AND CONSUME THE WAFFLE! What were you trying to do, huh, Hiei? Seduce me?! *dashes after Jin*
Kurama-...His head is always in the gutter.
Hiei-Hn...*stomach growls* I think I'm hungry.
Kurama-*flips hair* Oh? You think....
Hiei-I...I want to eat that waffle...
Kurama-...
Hiei-Hn.
Kuwabara-*wakes up* Why's it always me that's getting' beat on...? *sniffle* *sees waffle* *not hungry but wants it anyways, because Yusuke wants it too* I WANT THE WAFFLE!
Yusuke-NOOOOOOO! It's mine!
Jin-I'm guessing you two are a few sesame seeds short of a whopper!
Yusuke-??? And when did you learn what a whopper is?
Jin-I got it from the newspaper.
Yusuke-And when did you read the newspaper?
Jin-It flew in my face.
Yusuke-Ah.
Jin-Hm...
Yusuke-If this was supposed to be a good joke, it's not a very good one.
Jin-It's not my fault.
A Black Blur also known as Hiei- *takes waffles from Jin* Finders keepers! Losers weepers!
Jin-But I never lost them!
Kuwabara-And why'd you say that, Hiei?! That's really something....I'd say!!!
Jin-Sad to say, it's true...
Hiei-I learned it from a...commercial.
Kuwabara-Woah...you watch TV?!
Hiei-*glare*
Kurama-*takes waffles from Hiei* Hee hee!
Hiei-What was that for, Kitsune?!
Kurama-I'm hungry too. I needed sustenance. Waffles are sustenance. And since I needed sustenance and the waffles are sustenance, isn't it logical that I take the waffles as sustenance?
Yusuke-Sustenance sustenance sustenance...Kurama? You said that word...*counts on fingers* eight too many times!!!
Kurama-I said "sustenance" only five times.
Yusuke-So?! Wanna fight over it?! Huh?! Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh?!
Kurama-*takes bite out of waffle* That's two bites. The waffle is slowly dwindling...
Yusuke-HEY!!! *tries to grab waffle*
Juri-*pops up out of no where onto table* Hooooooooooooookay! We're ready to begin!
Jin-Eeeeeh?!
Yusuke-The %&^$%^#$@#$%^&?! Begin what?!
Hiei-Hn. *stomach growls* Shut up stomach.
Hiei's stomach-Shutting up.
Kurama-Juri? What are you doing here?
Kuwabara-Are you hungry too?!
Juri-*sigh* Nooo...I am organizing the BATTLE OVER THE WAFFLE!
Kuwabara-And syrup. Can't forget the syrup.
Juri-*sweatdrop* We can't now, can we? Well anyway...*takes waffle* This waffle is an EGGO WAFFLE!
Yusuke-An EGGO WAFFLE?!
Kuwabara-An EGGO WAFFLE?!
Yusuke and Kuwabara-*bask in the sunlight of the EGGO WAFFLE*
Hiei-Eggo waffle...What's so important about an Eggo waffle...
Kurama-...good sustenance?
Jin-It tastes good. That's all I know...
Yusuke-Not "Eggo waffle"!!! It's EGGO WAFFLE!
Kuwabara-Yeah!!
Juri-Um...Hello?!
Kurama-I'm terribly sorry for ignoring you, Juri.
Juri-*shriek* Don't talk to me!
Kurama-Why?
Juri-Rabid Kurama fangirls might kill me!
Kurama-...Okay then...
Juri-But you all want the waffle right?!
Jin-I'm hungry.
Yusuke-RIGHT!!!
Kuwabara-*looks at Yusuke* RIGHT!!!...!! *smiles*
Yusuke-What're you so happy about?
Kuwabara-I have more exclamation points than you!
Kurama-I'm hungry too...Apparently, VOICE made us starved
Hiei-...
Juri-And you...? *wags tail*
Hiei-Hn.
Juri-*wags tail*
Hiei-Hn.
Juri-*wags tail*
Kurama-??
Kuwabara-I'm better than you!
Yusuke-No you aren't!
Juri*wags tail*
Hiei-Hn.
Juri-*sweatdrop* *wags tail*
Hiei-Hn. *stomach growls* I thought I told you to shut up!
Stomach-Sorry! Shutting up!
Juri-Let's begin! The contest then!
Yusuke-Contest? What contest?
Juri-The battle for THE EGGO WAFFLE!
Yusuke-That waffle's mine! My spirit gun'll definitely beat your lousy spirit sword!
Kuwabara-Ha! You wish!
Yusuke-No! You wish!
Kuwabara-No! YOU wish!
Hiei-*glance* You're goin' down, Windy.
Jin-You could improve on your nicknaming skills.
Kurama-*eyes glint* Hmph.
Juri-The rules! NO USING SPIRIT WEAPONS OR ECT!!! That's my favorite rule! Tee hee!
Yusuke-THAT SUCKS!
Kuwabara-Who made up this game anyway?!
Hiei-*growl* Better quit flying, Windy.
Jin-*ears droop* Aww!
Kurama-*gasp*
Juri-Actually, that's not one of the official rules. I just made that one up! So I could be safe...
Yusuke-There's official rules?!
Juri-Yup! And...*blabbers out rules*
Kuwabara-*yawn*
Hiei-*stomach growls* I'd kill you if you weren't me.
Hiei's Stomach-I'm glad I'm you, then...
Kurama-*sleepy eyed*
Jin-*ears droop even more*
All-*shocked to see a depressed Jin*
Yusuke-Jin! Are you okay?!
Jin-I can't fly...*sniff*
Juri-Rule # 58302 blah blah blah
Yusuke-Awright! That's it! *shoves Juri under table* I don't see any point in playing that game!
Juri-*sniffle* Nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. I guess I'll go eat worms...But there are no worms...*sniff* WAH!
All-*sitting in chairs trying to ignore Juri*
Kuwabara-*looks at EGGO WAFFLE in the middle of the table* Sooo...how can we decide who gets the EGGO WAFFLE?
Yusuke-Strip Poker?
Hiei-*snap*
Kurama-*snap*
Yusuke-What?
Jin-They think you're a perv.
Yusuke-JIN?!?!
Jin-Just...telling the honest truth...
Yusuke-*stares at waffle* Um...by the way...where's the syrup?
Kurama-Go check Juri. See if she has it.
Yusuke-*looks under table* JURI! GIMME MY SYRUP! COME OUT FROM THERE!!!
Kuwabara-Your syrup?! Whaddya mean YOUR syrup?!
Jin-If you get the syrup, I GET THE WAFFLE!
Hiei-Oh yeah?! Wanna bet?
Kurama-I believe out of all of you, I should get the waffle and the syrup!
Jin-Leggo my Eggo!
Kuwabara-Your EGGO WAFFLE?! You don't even address the almighty EGGO WAFFLE correctly!
Hiei-Who cares?!
Kurama-'Scuse me. The waffle should go into the proper hands.
*all heck breaks loose on the top of the table*
Juri-*hugs syrup* Why aren't you back up there, Yusuke?
Yusuke-Because YOU HAVE THE SYRUP! And syrup has sugar! AND SUGAR CAUSES SUGAR RUSHES, THEREFORE, IT IS CALLED A SUGAR RUSH! *lunges at Juri*
Juri-EEEK! HELP! 911! POLICE! *throws bottle of syrup at Yusuke*
Yusuke-*faints*
Juri-Mm? *pokes Yusuke* Eek! *sniffle*
*scene fades* *bzzt* *crack* *fwish* *POOF [y]*
___________________
I'm sorry for not updating so much! But deal with it. :P [I'm so mean]
Read and review! Or else....uh......just review! Kays? Flames are appreciated. [call me weird. I don't care. *sniff*]