Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own any of these characters. However, I do own the wierd, sometimes twisted connections between the characters. All of them came from my wierd, sometimes twisted brain. Got it?
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
The Author's Sister (Lizzy's sister, known in this story as Kitty, not to be confused with Hello Kitty.)
Author's note: All right, since we all know that Lizzy's thoughts aren't mine, you can also conclude that I don't like all of the characters here. (*cough* Barney! *cough*)
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"But that's part of a guardian's job! Making sure I'm happy!" exclaimed Hermione. She smiled at Legolas.
"Well, you're certainly happy now..." said Lizzy.
"Hey, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. We are in the N Dimension right now? You've met your guardian?" asked Legolas.
"Yeah. Didn't you get the memo?" said Hermione.
"From who?" asked Legolas.
"Big Bird." said Hermione.
"Oh. That memo. It completely slipped my mind.... Bad first impression for an Elf, isn't it?" said Legolas, turning to Lizzy.
"Not at all. I know what you're like. But wait, Hermione, what is the N Dimension?" said Lizzy.
"Oh, I forgot. It's your dimension. N stands for normal." said Hermione.
"Oh, okay." said Lizzy.
"So, I was wondering. Hermione, who are you guardian of?" asked Lizzy.
"A two-year-old named Penelope. Not very hard." said Hermione.
"Legolas, how about you?" questioned Lizzy.
"Well, I am guardian of a girl named Rose, and my guardian is Penelope's twin, Petunia. Let's just say she's not a very good guardian yet." laughed Legolas.
"Yeah, I can imagine. My guardian is Big Bird, and of course I am guardian of Hermione." said Lizzy.
"Well, my guardian is Katie." said Spongebob.
"My sister?" asked Lizzy.
"Yes." said Spongebob.
"Who are you guardian of?" asked Lizzy.
"Well, they didn't assign me anybody...." said Spongebob.
"Oh, I understand." said Lizzy.
"And, I'm guardian of Petunia!" said Donald.
"Okay, I'm starting to get confused. All I really need to know is that I have to help out Hermione, and if I have any problems, Big Bird will take care of them." said Lizzy.
"Inter-dimension guardianship can be a confusing thing." said Hermione, nodding.
"Classice example of Hermione!" laughed Legolas.
Everything at lunch was going fine, except for the fact that nobody else was eating except for Lizzy. She turned to Hermione, who was staring at Legolas, drooling. Lizzy waved her hand in front of Hermione's face.
"Hello.... N dimension to Hermione.... Hermione, this is N Dimension, do you read me?" said Lizzy.
"What, Lizzy? Oh." said Hermione, as she realized what she was doing.
"Hey, why aren't you guys eating? This is lunch! Eating is what you do at lunch!" said Lizzy.
"Oh, well, they don't serve lembas in this cafeteria..... And I have no idea what pizza is, so I'm not even going to try it..." said Legolas.
"Stupid elf prince. What, is pizza too hard on your stomach? You have to eat feather-light lembas all the time so you don't gain a pound?" said Donald.
"As a matter of fact, no, Donald, I don't care about lembas! And, just to prove you wrong, I am going to go eat pizza now! I will be the first elf to ever eat pizza! You just watch!" said Legolas, and got in line to buy the cafeteria pizza.
"Oh, he is a brave soul...." said Hermione, adoringly.
"Oh, can it. I just want to see if he can eat pizza without going insane on us!" said Donald.
"Somehow, I think that an elf who has killed hundreds, if not thousands, of orcs in hopes of defeating a Dark Lord can eat cafeteria pizza without freaking out, Donald." said Lizzy.
"I still wanna see!" said Donald.
"Ok, Donald, watch me!" said Legolas, as he sat down with his tray of pizza.
Legolas took a bite of it.
"Hey, this isn't bad!" said Legolas.
"It's one of my favorite foods. In fact, it's a highly popular food here in the N dimension." said Lizzy.
"I like it!" said Legolas, and he ate the rest of it.
"Grr... I thought that he wasn't going to be able to eat it!" said Donald, angrily.
Suddenly, a loud buzzer rang. Spongebob nearly jumped out of his skin, er..... Actually, he nearly jumped out of his pants, having no skin to jump out of.
"What was that?" he asked.
"Nothing. Just the buzzer. It means lunch is over." said Lizzy.
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
The Author's Sister (Lizzy's sister, known in this story as Kitty, not to be confused with Hello Kitty.)
Author's note: All right, since we all know that Lizzy's thoughts aren't mine, you can also conclude that I don't like all of the characters here. (*cough* Barney! *cough*)
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"But that's part of a guardian's job! Making sure I'm happy!" exclaimed Hermione. She smiled at Legolas.
"Well, you're certainly happy now..." said Lizzy.
"Hey, wait a minute. Let me get this straight. We are in the N Dimension right now? You've met your guardian?" asked Legolas.
"Yeah. Didn't you get the memo?" said Hermione.
"From who?" asked Legolas.
"Big Bird." said Hermione.
"Oh. That memo. It completely slipped my mind.... Bad first impression for an Elf, isn't it?" said Legolas, turning to Lizzy.
"Not at all. I know what you're like. But wait, Hermione, what is the N Dimension?" said Lizzy.
"Oh, I forgot. It's your dimension. N stands for normal." said Hermione.
"Oh, okay." said Lizzy.
"So, I was wondering. Hermione, who are you guardian of?" asked Lizzy.
"A two-year-old named Penelope. Not very hard." said Hermione.
"Legolas, how about you?" questioned Lizzy.
"Well, I am guardian of a girl named Rose, and my guardian is Penelope's twin, Petunia. Let's just say she's not a very good guardian yet." laughed Legolas.
"Yeah, I can imagine. My guardian is Big Bird, and of course I am guardian of Hermione." said Lizzy.
"Well, my guardian is Katie." said Spongebob.
"My sister?" asked Lizzy.
"Yes." said Spongebob.
"Who are you guardian of?" asked Lizzy.
"Well, they didn't assign me anybody...." said Spongebob.
"Oh, I understand." said Lizzy.
"And, I'm guardian of Petunia!" said Donald.
"Okay, I'm starting to get confused. All I really need to know is that I have to help out Hermione, and if I have any problems, Big Bird will take care of them." said Lizzy.
"Inter-dimension guardianship can be a confusing thing." said Hermione, nodding.
"Classice example of Hermione!" laughed Legolas.
Everything at lunch was going fine, except for the fact that nobody else was eating except for Lizzy. She turned to Hermione, who was staring at Legolas, drooling. Lizzy waved her hand in front of Hermione's face.
"Hello.... N dimension to Hermione.... Hermione, this is N Dimension, do you read me?" said Lizzy.
"What, Lizzy? Oh." said Hermione, as she realized what she was doing.
"Hey, why aren't you guys eating? This is lunch! Eating is what you do at lunch!" said Lizzy.
"Oh, well, they don't serve lembas in this cafeteria..... And I have no idea what pizza is, so I'm not even going to try it..." said Legolas.
"Stupid elf prince. What, is pizza too hard on your stomach? You have to eat feather-light lembas all the time so you don't gain a pound?" said Donald.
"As a matter of fact, no, Donald, I don't care about lembas! And, just to prove you wrong, I am going to go eat pizza now! I will be the first elf to ever eat pizza! You just watch!" said Legolas, and got in line to buy the cafeteria pizza.
"Oh, he is a brave soul...." said Hermione, adoringly.
"Oh, can it. I just want to see if he can eat pizza without going insane on us!" said Donald.
"Somehow, I think that an elf who has killed hundreds, if not thousands, of orcs in hopes of defeating a Dark Lord can eat cafeteria pizza without freaking out, Donald." said Lizzy.
"I still wanna see!" said Donald.
"Ok, Donald, watch me!" said Legolas, as he sat down with his tray of pizza.
Legolas took a bite of it.
"Hey, this isn't bad!" said Legolas.
"It's one of my favorite foods. In fact, it's a highly popular food here in the N dimension." said Lizzy.
"I like it!" said Legolas, and he ate the rest of it.
"Grr... I thought that he wasn't going to be able to eat it!" said Donald, angrily.
Suddenly, a loud buzzer rang. Spongebob nearly jumped out of his skin, er..... Actually, he nearly jumped out of his pants, having no skin to jump out of.
"What was that?" he asked.
"Nothing. Just the buzzer. It means lunch is over." said Lizzy.