Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own any of these characters. However, I do own the wierd, sometimes twisted connections between the characters. All of them came from my wierd, sometimes twisted brain. Got it?
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Will Turner (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Elizabeth Swann (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper too much and is too perky -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy that has a split personality disorder in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: All right, since we all know that Lizzy's thoughts aren't mine, you can also conclude that I don't like all of the characters here in this story. (*cough* Barney! *cough*)
Things to keep in mind: Legolas and Will Turner are played by the same actor, the lovely talented Orlando Bloom. They look similar and have the same voice. They would automatically be friends in my mind. Smeagol refers to himself as "us" and there is a nice side and a mean side to him. He likes to sing songs about fish, has a low whisper of a voice, talks about the "precious" (the One Ring) a lot, and always has to have a "master".
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"Lizzy, do you have Art next?" questioned Legolas, as he walked out of the cafeteria with Lizzy, Donald, Hermione, and Spongebob.
"Yes, but why?" asked Lizzy.
"Well, I do too. I was wondering if you would walk with me to class. I mean you don't have to or anything---" said Legolas.
"Oh, I don't mind. It's quite all right." said Lizzy.
"Shall we?" asked Legolas, holding out his arm for Lizzy.
"Um, sure." said Lizzy, taking Legolas' arm.
Lizzy turned back to Hermione. She looked rather hurt.
"Oh, I'm sorry Hermione. Maybe you'll get your chance..." said Lizzy, feeling bad for Hermione.
Suddenly, a bell rang.
"What's that?" said Spongebob.
"We going to be late for class!" said Lizzy.
"Oh, no we wouldn't want that! We have art too!" said Hermione.
"Well, let's go!" said Legolas.
Legolas and Lizzy, arm and arm, starting running off for art class, with Spongebob, Hermione, and Donald trailing behind.
"Ow!" said Spongebob.
"What is it?" asked Hermione.
"Oh, just my little brother. His name is Spongebib. He has art with us, too. But, we better get going. Class starts really soon!" said Spongebob.
They arrived just in time, walking in the classroom just as the second bell rang. They walked over to an empty table.
Legolas pulled out a chair for Lizzy.
"Here you go, fair maiden." said Legolas.
"Why thank you, kind sir." said Lizzy, blushing as she sat down.
Spongebob, Spongebib, Hermione, and Donald also sat down.
They began working on their projects as instructed on the blackboard.
Suddenly, the door to the classroom burst open. At first, it looked as if the door opened itself, because they couldn't see anybody. Then they heard a voice muttering to itself. It was saying, "Master betrays usssss... No, no, master helpss usssss......"
"Oh, great, what's he doing here?" asked Donald.
"I think he's in this class...." said Legolas.
"Oh, the poor thing. Let's let him sit with us." said Hermione.
"NO!!!" said Donald.
"Really, Donald. Control your temper!" said Lizzy, sounding more and more like Hermione as time went on.
"Smeagol, come here and sit with us." said Hermione.
"Master?" asked Smeagol.
"Yes. I am your new master." said Hermione in a pitying, but controlling voice.
"Master helps?" asked Smeagol.
"Yes. Master helps." said Hermione.
It was like the taming of Smeagol all over again. None of them knew that Hermione could have such control over Smeagol.
"Now, where's Gollum?" asked Hermione.
"We made him go away, we did. Smeagol is all by himself now!" said Smeagol.
"Class, let's get back to work." said the art teacher.
"Ok." they all chimed.
Gollum took the chair next to Hermione and began working too. He sang to himself while he was working.
"The swimming pool
is nice and cool
that is my wish
to catch a fish
so juicy SWEEET!"
"Where have I heard that song before? Oh, yes, now I remember. I was watching Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers yesterday. He sings that in there." said Lizzy.
"I would never have remembered that. You have an amazing memory. All I can do is the Amazing Mr. Absorbency!" said Spongebob.
"Really, my memory isn't that good..." said Lizzy awkwardly.
They all were having so much fun working on their art projects that the class was over before they knew it. The bell rang.
"What class have we got now?" asked Spongebib.
"Recess!" said Spongebob.
"Wait, this school doesn't have recess...." said Lizzy.
"It comes with the wish!" said Hermione.
"Wow. I haven't had recess in a while!" said Lizzy.
"Let'ssss go!" said Smeagol.
"Yes, Smeagol, we can go now." said Hermione.
"Hey, look, there's my friend Will Turner!" said Legolas.
"Did somebody call my name?" said Will.
"Yes, come over here!" said Legolas.
"Oh, Legolas. How are things?" asked Will.
"Fine. Have you met Lizzy? She's the one who started this whole ordeal." said Legolas.
"Oh, hello. I wondered who the lovely lady was... Oh, I forgot. Legolas, have you met Elizabeth? I'm sure Lizzy knows her, though." said Will.
Lizzy blushed as Will said this.
"No, I don't believe I have." said Legolas.
"Elizabeth! Come and meet one of my good friends!" said Will.
Elizabeth walked over.
"Elizabeth, this is my good friend, Legolas Greenleaf. Legolas, this is Elizabeth Swann." said Will.
"It's a pleasure." said Legolas. He bowed.
"Yes. Pleased to meet you." said Elizabeth, curtsying.
"Time for recess!" said Spongebib.
The list of friends kept growing and growing as Will and Elizabeth ran into their friend, Captain Jack Sparrow.
"Everyone, this is Jack Sparrow." said Elizabeth.
"Um, it's Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow." said Jack.
"Oh, sorry." said Elizabeth.
Lizzy, Spongebob, Hermione, Donald Duck, Legolas, Spongebib, Smeagol, Will, Elizabeth, and Jack all walked outside for recess.
As soon as they got outside, a few small creatures ran up to Lizzy. They were Hamtaro, Dory, and Hello Kitty. In turn, they all said hello to Lizzy and introduced themselves to members of the group that didn't already know them.
They all had a jolly good time, talking, and telling secrets and the like to each other, but little did they know that a large purple moron was eavesdropping....
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Will Turner (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Elizabeth Swann (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper too much and is too perky -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy that has a split personality disorder in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: All right, since we all know that Lizzy's thoughts aren't mine, you can also conclude that I don't like all of the characters here in this story. (*cough* Barney! *cough*)
Things to keep in mind: Legolas and Will Turner are played by the same actor, the lovely talented Orlando Bloom. They look similar and have the same voice. They would automatically be friends in my mind. Smeagol refers to himself as "us" and there is a nice side and a mean side to him. He likes to sing songs about fish, has a low whisper of a voice, talks about the "precious" (the One Ring) a lot, and always has to have a "master".
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"Lizzy, do you have Art next?" questioned Legolas, as he walked out of the cafeteria with Lizzy, Donald, Hermione, and Spongebob.
"Yes, but why?" asked Lizzy.
"Well, I do too. I was wondering if you would walk with me to class. I mean you don't have to or anything---" said Legolas.
"Oh, I don't mind. It's quite all right." said Lizzy.
"Shall we?" asked Legolas, holding out his arm for Lizzy.
"Um, sure." said Lizzy, taking Legolas' arm.
Lizzy turned back to Hermione. She looked rather hurt.
"Oh, I'm sorry Hermione. Maybe you'll get your chance..." said Lizzy, feeling bad for Hermione.
Suddenly, a bell rang.
"What's that?" said Spongebob.
"We going to be late for class!" said Lizzy.
"Oh, no we wouldn't want that! We have art too!" said Hermione.
"Well, let's go!" said Legolas.
Legolas and Lizzy, arm and arm, starting running off for art class, with Spongebob, Hermione, and Donald trailing behind.
"Ow!" said Spongebob.
"What is it?" asked Hermione.
"Oh, just my little brother. His name is Spongebib. He has art with us, too. But, we better get going. Class starts really soon!" said Spongebob.
They arrived just in time, walking in the classroom just as the second bell rang. They walked over to an empty table.
Legolas pulled out a chair for Lizzy.
"Here you go, fair maiden." said Legolas.
"Why thank you, kind sir." said Lizzy, blushing as she sat down.
Spongebob, Spongebib, Hermione, and Donald also sat down.
They began working on their projects as instructed on the blackboard.
Suddenly, the door to the classroom burst open. At first, it looked as if the door opened itself, because they couldn't see anybody. Then they heard a voice muttering to itself. It was saying, "Master betrays usssss... No, no, master helpss usssss......"
"Oh, great, what's he doing here?" asked Donald.
"I think he's in this class...." said Legolas.
"Oh, the poor thing. Let's let him sit with us." said Hermione.
"NO!!!" said Donald.
"Really, Donald. Control your temper!" said Lizzy, sounding more and more like Hermione as time went on.
"Smeagol, come here and sit with us." said Hermione.
"Master?" asked Smeagol.
"Yes. I am your new master." said Hermione in a pitying, but controlling voice.
"Master helps?" asked Smeagol.
"Yes. Master helps." said Hermione.
It was like the taming of Smeagol all over again. None of them knew that Hermione could have such control over Smeagol.
"Now, where's Gollum?" asked Hermione.
"We made him go away, we did. Smeagol is all by himself now!" said Smeagol.
"Class, let's get back to work." said the art teacher.
"Ok." they all chimed.
Gollum took the chair next to Hermione and began working too. He sang to himself while he was working.
"The swimming pool
is nice and cool
that is my wish
to catch a fish
so juicy SWEEET!"
"Where have I heard that song before? Oh, yes, now I remember. I was watching Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers yesterday. He sings that in there." said Lizzy.
"I would never have remembered that. You have an amazing memory. All I can do is the Amazing Mr. Absorbency!" said Spongebob.
"Really, my memory isn't that good..." said Lizzy awkwardly.
They all were having so much fun working on their art projects that the class was over before they knew it. The bell rang.
"What class have we got now?" asked Spongebib.
"Recess!" said Spongebob.
"Wait, this school doesn't have recess...." said Lizzy.
"It comes with the wish!" said Hermione.
"Wow. I haven't had recess in a while!" said Lizzy.
"Let'ssss go!" said Smeagol.
"Yes, Smeagol, we can go now." said Hermione.
"Hey, look, there's my friend Will Turner!" said Legolas.
"Did somebody call my name?" said Will.
"Yes, come over here!" said Legolas.
"Oh, Legolas. How are things?" asked Will.
"Fine. Have you met Lizzy? She's the one who started this whole ordeal." said Legolas.
"Oh, hello. I wondered who the lovely lady was... Oh, I forgot. Legolas, have you met Elizabeth? I'm sure Lizzy knows her, though." said Will.
Lizzy blushed as Will said this.
"No, I don't believe I have." said Legolas.
"Elizabeth! Come and meet one of my good friends!" said Will.
Elizabeth walked over.
"Elizabeth, this is my good friend, Legolas Greenleaf. Legolas, this is Elizabeth Swann." said Will.
"It's a pleasure." said Legolas. He bowed.
"Yes. Pleased to meet you." said Elizabeth, curtsying.
"Time for recess!" said Spongebib.
The list of friends kept growing and growing as Will and Elizabeth ran into their friend, Captain Jack Sparrow.
"Everyone, this is Jack Sparrow." said Elizabeth.
"Um, it's Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow." said Jack.
"Oh, sorry." said Elizabeth.
Lizzy, Spongebob, Hermione, Donald Duck, Legolas, Spongebib, Smeagol, Will, Elizabeth, and Jack all walked outside for recess.
As soon as they got outside, a few small creatures ran up to Lizzy. They were Hamtaro, Dory, and Hello Kitty. In turn, they all said hello to Lizzy and introduced themselves to members of the group that didn't already know them.
They all had a jolly good time, talking, and telling secrets and the like to each other, but little did they know that a large purple moron was eavesdropping....