Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own any of these characters. However, I do own the wierd, sometimes twisted connections between the characters. All of them came from my wierd, sometimes twisted brain. Got it?
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Will Turner (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Elizabeth Swann (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Harry Potter (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper too much and is too perky -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy that has a split personality disorder in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: All right, since we all know that Lizzy's thoughts aren't mine, you can also conclude that I don't like all of the characters here in this story. (*cough* Barney! *cough*)
Things to keep in mind: Legolas and Will Turner are played by the same actor, the lovely talented Orlando Bloom. They look similar and have the same voice. They would automatically be friends in my mind. Smeagol refers to himself as "us" and there is a nice side and a mean side to him. He likes to sing songs about fish, has a low whisper of a voice, talks about the "precious" (the One Ring) a lot, and always has to have a "master". Barney, well.... we all know what he's like. Don't expect him to be around very long! Muahaha....
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"Hi everybody! That's just super-dee-duper!" said the certain purple moron as he jumped out from behind a tree.
"Holy crap!" said Elizabeth, rather loudly.
"Where did he come from?" asked Spongebob.
"Oh no... the large purple moron known as Barney!" whispered Lizzy to Legolas.
"Yes. Ignore him. Maybe he'll go away!" said Legolas.
But, it was too late. Smeagol jumped out ahead of them all and said, "Master?"
Hermione, being like her normal self, figured out very quickly that this couldn't turn into anything good. She ran out behind Smeagol, grabbed him, and said, "No, Smeagol. I am master."
"Oh, ok." said Smeagol.
"What are we all up to now?" asked You-Know-Who.
"What are you doing here?" asked Spongebob.
"I just wanted to check up on my super-dee-duper pals!" said Barney.
"We're fine. Go away!" said Elizabeth.
"Yeah, scram!" said Hamtaro.
"Move it!" chourused Hello Kitty and Dory.
"No! I wanna stay with my best buddies. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." said the evil one.
"Stop that wretched singing! A song should be lovely, not horrid!" said Legolas.
"Go away! Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...." said Dory.
Suddenly, they heard a rustling noise coming from the bushes behind them.
"What was that?" asked Elizabeth.
"Don't worry! We'll all be safe if we stick together!" said Barney.
The person in the bushes jumped out, and shouted, "Feliz Navidad!"
It was Lizzy. Everyone looked at her very strangely.
"Sorry guys. I thought it'd be funny..." said Lizzy.
Hamtaro chuckled.
They were all about to continue screaming at Barney, when another person appeared.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" said the person.
It was Harry Potter.
Suddenly, Barney started levitating.
"What the... Put me down! You horrible, ugly, nasty, disgusting, wretched children!" said Barney.
"Well, well. I guess he's not as nice as he looks now, is he?" whispered Donald.
"I guess not." whispered Lizzy.
"Who knew?" asked Dory.
"Let's get rid of him forever!" said Harry.
Harry performed some odd form of the vanishing spell to make Barney go away.
"That's it. He's finally left our dimension." said Harry.
Lizzy cheered and clapped.
"What now?" she asked.
"Um, I'm not sure." said Jack.
"But YOU are supposed to be a fearsome pirate!" said Donald.
"Actually, all I do is lie on a beach all day, drinking rum..." said Jack.
"Quite right, he does. And I found out the hard way..." said Elizabeth.
"MASTER!!!" said Smeagol suddenly.
"Yes, Smeagol?" said Hermione.
"HE'S BACK!" said Smeagol.
"Who's back?" said Hermione, thinking it was Barney.
"ME!!!" said a nasty voice.
"I thought I got rid of you..." said Smeagol.
"You can't get rid of Gollum, hobbitses. Learn it. Quickly." said the voice.
"Oh no. Gollum." said Hermione.
"Huh?" said Spongebib.
"Oh, shut up you blubbering sponge!" said Gollum.
"HEY!" said Spongebob and Spongebib, in unison.
"I think we need to get rid of that dude." said Lizzy.
"You better believe it." said Legolas.
"But how do get rid of a moron like Gollum?" said Elizabeth.
"Trust me. There are ways..." said Will.
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Will Turner (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Elizabeth Swann (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Harry Potter (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper too much and is too perky -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy that has a split personality disorder in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: All right, since we all know that Lizzy's thoughts aren't mine, you can also conclude that I don't like all of the characters here in this story. (*cough* Barney! *cough*)
Things to keep in mind: Legolas and Will Turner are played by the same actor, the lovely talented Orlando Bloom. They look similar and have the same voice. They would automatically be friends in my mind. Smeagol refers to himself as "us" and there is a nice side and a mean side to him. He likes to sing songs about fish, has a low whisper of a voice, talks about the "precious" (the One Ring) a lot, and always has to have a "master". Barney, well.... we all know what he's like. Don't expect him to be around very long! Muahaha....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hi everybody! That's just super-dee-duper!" said the certain purple moron as he jumped out from behind a tree.
"Holy crap!" said Elizabeth, rather loudly.
"Where did he come from?" asked Spongebob.
"Oh no... the large purple moron known as Barney!" whispered Lizzy to Legolas.
"Yes. Ignore him. Maybe he'll go away!" said Legolas.
But, it was too late. Smeagol jumped out ahead of them all and said, "Master?"
Hermione, being like her normal self, figured out very quickly that this couldn't turn into anything good. She ran out behind Smeagol, grabbed him, and said, "No, Smeagol. I am master."
"Oh, ok." said Smeagol.
"What are we all up to now?" asked You-Know-Who.
"What are you doing here?" asked Spongebob.
"I just wanted to check up on my super-dee-duper pals!" said Barney.
"We're fine. Go away!" said Elizabeth.
"Yeah, scram!" said Hamtaro.
"Move it!" chourused Hello Kitty and Dory.
"No! I wanna stay with my best buddies. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." said the evil one.
"Stop that wretched singing! A song should be lovely, not horrid!" said Legolas.
"Go away! Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...." said Dory.
Suddenly, they heard a rustling noise coming from the bushes behind them.
"What was that?" asked Elizabeth.
"Don't worry! We'll all be safe if we stick together!" said Barney.
The person in the bushes jumped out, and shouted, "Feliz Navidad!"
It was Lizzy. Everyone looked at her very strangely.
"Sorry guys. I thought it'd be funny..." said Lizzy.
Hamtaro chuckled.
They were all about to continue screaming at Barney, when another person appeared.
"Wingardium Leviosa!" said the person.
It was Harry Potter.
Suddenly, Barney started levitating.
"What the... Put me down! You horrible, ugly, nasty, disgusting, wretched children!" said Barney.
"Well, well. I guess he's not as nice as he looks now, is he?" whispered Donald.
"I guess not." whispered Lizzy.
"Who knew?" asked Dory.
"Let's get rid of him forever!" said Harry.
Harry performed some odd form of the vanishing spell to make Barney go away.
"That's it. He's finally left our dimension." said Harry.
Lizzy cheered and clapped.
"What now?" she asked.
"Um, I'm not sure." said Jack.
"But YOU are supposed to be a fearsome pirate!" said Donald.
"Actually, all I do is lie on a beach all day, drinking rum..." said Jack.
"Quite right, he does. And I found out the hard way..." said Elizabeth.
"MASTER!!!" said Smeagol suddenly.
"Yes, Smeagol?" said Hermione.
"HE'S BACK!" said Smeagol.
"Who's back?" said Hermione, thinking it was Barney.
"ME!!!" said a nasty voice.
"I thought I got rid of you..." said Smeagol.
"You can't get rid of Gollum, hobbitses. Learn it. Quickly." said the voice.
"Oh no. Gollum." said Hermione.
"Huh?" said Spongebib.
"Oh, shut up you blubbering sponge!" said Gollum.
"HEY!" said Spongebob and Spongebib, in unison.
"I think we need to get rid of that dude." said Lizzy.
"You better believe it." said Legolas.
"But how do get rid of a moron like Gollum?" said Elizabeth.
"Trust me. There are ways..." said Will.