Disclaimer: What do you think I own, huh? Huh? Exactly. Nothing.
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Will Turner (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Elizabeth Swann (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Harry Potter (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper too much and is too perky -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy that has a split personality disorder in Lord of the Rings)
Pippin Took (only the best hobbit in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: The torture seems never to end, right? Well, just keep reading and you'll see...
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"I am never going to go away!" said Gollum.
"I think you are." said Hamtaro.
"Hey, look." said Legolas.
"What?" said Lizzy.
"It's Pippin!" said Legolas.
"PIPPIN?!?!?!?! WHERE?????" said Lizzy.
"Over there." said Legolas.
As soon as Lizzy spotted Pippin, she ran over to him and tackled him.
"Ah-" Pippin tried to say.
Lizzy realized that she was about three times the size of Pippin and that she was about to suffocate him.
"Ohmigosh. I'm sorry." said Lizzy.
"It's okay." said Pippin is his awesome Scottish accent.
"Gollum's being a pain. Will you help?" said Legolas.
"I'll try." said Pippin, but he got sidetracked looking at a large hill that just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"What's that?" asked Spongebib.
"Who knows?" said Will.
Smeagol was running towards it, all the while being yelled at by Gollum.
"You wretched, nasty hobbit! HORRID HOBBITSES!"
"Well, let's not just stand here, follow him!" said Hermione.
"Good idea, Hermione." said Harry.
Smeagol was already at the top of the hill by the time everyone got there. Gollum was telling him to jump off it.
"I don't want to..." whined Smeagol.
"I don't care if you want to, just do it!" said Gollum.
Finally, Smeagol gave in and jumped off the hill.
"MASTER!" cried Smeagol.
"Smeagol..." said Hermione.
He hit the ground below with terrible thud.
"Well, we better go see if he's okay..." said Donald grudgingly.
They all ran back down the hill.
Smeagol was unconsious.
"Here. This'll help." said Dory.
Dory was holding a large bucket of water. (Don't even ask me how she mananged that.)
She splashed Smeagol with it.
Hermione leaned over Smeagol, as he regained consciousness.
"Are you okay? Is Gollum gone?" she said.
"Yes." said Smeagol.
"Come on, Smeagol. Recess is almost over." said Elizabeth.
"Who's Smeagol?" said Smeagol.
"You are." said Lizzy.
"No I'm not. I'm Merry." said Smeagol.
"Pip! How are you?" said Smeagol.
"Um, I'm fine.... Merry." said Pippin.
"He must have amnesia. Very odd. I say just go along with it." said Legolas.
A very loud bell rang.
"Oh. Recess is over." said Lizzy. Everyone followed her as she went inside, except for Smeagol.
"Come along Merry." shouted Pippin.
"I'm coming, Pip." said Smeagol. He ran and caught up with everyone else.
After recess, they had to split up. They were in different classes.
Smeagol, Harry, Hermione, Will, and Elizabeth were in Gym.
Jack, Donald, and Dory had Technology.
Pippin and Lizzy had a study hall.
Hello Kitty, Hamtaro, Spongebob and Spongebib had Band. (Hello Kitty was a drummer, Hamtaro played the clarinet, and Spongebob and Spongebib played the saxophone.)
Setting: The Author's School.
Characters:
Captain Jack Sparrow (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Will Turner (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Elizabeth Swann (from Pirates of the Caribbean)
Legolas Greenleaf (from Lord of the Rings)
Donald Duck (A Classic Disney Character)
Hermione Granger (from Harry Potter)
Harry Potter (from Harry Potter)
Dory (from the new Disney movie, Finding Nemo)
Hello Kitty (Popular Japanese Cartoon Character)
Hamtaro (from the Anime show, Hamtaro)
Big Bird (from the T.V. show, Sesame Street)
Spongebob (from the cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants)
Barney (evil purple dinosaur that says super-dee-duper too much and is too perky -_-)
Spongebib Squarediaper (a creature of my own creation, Spongebob's little brother)
Gollum (a.k.a. Smeagol, evil creature thingy that has a split personality disorder in Lord of the Rings)
Pippin Took (only the best hobbit in Lord of the Rings)
The Author (writer of this story, known in this story as Lizzy.)
Author's note: The torture seems never to end, right? Well, just keep reading and you'll see...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"I am never going to go away!" said Gollum.
"I think you are." said Hamtaro.
"Hey, look." said Legolas.
"What?" said Lizzy.
"It's Pippin!" said Legolas.
"PIPPIN?!?!?!?! WHERE?????" said Lizzy.
"Over there." said Legolas.
As soon as Lizzy spotted Pippin, she ran over to him and tackled him.
"Ah-" Pippin tried to say.
Lizzy realized that she was about three times the size of Pippin and that she was about to suffocate him.
"Ohmigosh. I'm sorry." said Lizzy.
"It's okay." said Pippin is his awesome Scottish accent.
"Gollum's being a pain. Will you help?" said Legolas.
"I'll try." said Pippin, but he got sidetracked looking at a large hill that just suddenly appeared out of nowhere.
"What's that?" asked Spongebib.
"Who knows?" said Will.
Smeagol was running towards it, all the while being yelled at by Gollum.
"You wretched, nasty hobbit! HORRID HOBBITSES!"
"Well, let's not just stand here, follow him!" said Hermione.
"Good idea, Hermione." said Harry.
Smeagol was already at the top of the hill by the time everyone got there. Gollum was telling him to jump off it.
"I don't want to..." whined Smeagol.
"I don't care if you want to, just do it!" said Gollum.
Finally, Smeagol gave in and jumped off the hill.
"MASTER!" cried Smeagol.
"Smeagol..." said Hermione.
He hit the ground below with terrible thud.
"Well, we better go see if he's okay..." said Donald grudgingly.
They all ran back down the hill.
Smeagol was unconsious.
"Here. This'll help." said Dory.
Dory was holding a large bucket of water. (Don't even ask me how she mananged that.)
She splashed Smeagol with it.
Hermione leaned over Smeagol, as he regained consciousness.
"Are you okay? Is Gollum gone?" she said.
"Yes." said Smeagol.
"Come on, Smeagol. Recess is almost over." said Elizabeth.
"Who's Smeagol?" said Smeagol.
"You are." said Lizzy.
"No I'm not. I'm Merry." said Smeagol.
"Pip! How are you?" said Smeagol.
"Um, I'm fine.... Merry." said Pippin.
"He must have amnesia. Very odd. I say just go along with it." said Legolas.
A very loud bell rang.
"Oh. Recess is over." said Lizzy. Everyone followed her as she went inside, except for Smeagol.
"Come along Merry." shouted Pippin.
"I'm coming, Pip." said Smeagol. He ran and caught up with everyone else.
After recess, they had to split up. They were in different classes.
Smeagol, Harry, Hermione, Will, and Elizabeth were in Gym.
Jack, Donald, and Dory had Technology.
Pippin and Lizzy had a study hall.
Hello Kitty, Hamtaro, Spongebob and Spongebib had Band. (Hello Kitty was a drummer, Hamtaro played the clarinet, and Spongebob and Spongebib played the saxophone.)
