A/N okay this chapter isn't very funny but the next couple of ones will be.

Disclaimer: I'm sorry to say that I don't own teen titans U_U. If I did I would be rolling in cash $_$!!!

The Audition

Chapter 1

We need a new member!

Summery After coming home from getting they're butts kicked the titans decieded to get a new member.

Beast Boy : Was it me or did we just get our butts kicked

(everybody was to tired to answer)

Robin: Titans I think its time we get a new member.

Starfire: What ever do you mean Robin.

Robin: I'm saying we need a new titan somebody with super powers.

BB: Should we make posters?_?

Cyborg: yah bb then the villains will know that were so out of shape that we need a new member.

BB: why don't we make a new member.

Raven : yah it can be made out of tofu.

BB: yah we can name it TOFU DUDE! I like the way you think raven. (bb imagining a man made of tofu.)

Robin: I guess we'll just have to make posters

\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ A week later//////////////////////

Raven: We got people who want to audition.

Cyborg: thats great how many people.

Raven: 25--

Robin: only that many?

Raven: Thousand.

(Every one except raven: o_O O_o)

A/N I'm just gona leave it there for now I will update when I get at least 1 review good or bad.

It will be a lot funnier next chapter.

So Bye Bye for now,

Azrah Metrion Zinthos (and her brother Jake)