Sara's Journal
Day 1
Today Setsuna was late for our meeting, insulted my friend and scared her off, and called me "voluptuous," i.e. fat. Jackass. All right, I know why Mom kicked him and Dad out, but why do I put up with all his crap? Is it because my breast aches with thoughts of him, a caged, winged, heart, struggling to find the lock and soar towards him? Ooh, that was a good line. That's going in my book. But really, why? Am I.in love with him? Dear God, I think I'm in love with my own brother! If anyone suspects, I'll simply start dating Kira. He's something of a whore, and he's offered several times. Though I think he might secretly be in love with Setsuna, which makes him my rival.
I guess I should have known I was in love with my own brother, when I named the two leads of my romance novel Ketsuna and Kara. Speaking of which, I'm coming up on the second of thirty sex scenes and I'm running out of euphemisms for male genitalia. I'll ask Ruri. She's all quiet and shy and sweet, and then it's like she becomes another person when you ask her something like that, one that seems like she's speaking from experience or something, which can't be so. It's a little weird, but useful if you're writing a romance novel.
Later
Ruri's acting really weird. On one hand, she gave me enough "tasteful" "metaphors" to last for sixty sex scenes and about fifteen lustful thought scenes, which is really helpful, but on the other, she asked me to set her up with Setsuna. They're going to meet in the school church, so if I can't keep an eye on them, Sister Colleen "The Rock" Mary will. And if she doesn't, God will. Hopefully. Buddha, Allah, Amaterasu, one of those.
She also said that she had won the bet we had on the sexuality of Mr. Katsumi Shibuya, our only male teacher and walking fashion disaster. When I asked her how she found out, she laughed and said she had gotten his pants or in his pants or something. What is that supposed to mean? Anyway, I was sure he was straight. Guess not. I owe her 1000 yen.
Ruri's skirt is hiked halfway up her ass. At the risk of sounding catty, it's really unattractive, and I hope she realizes it.
Setsuna better realize it too.
Day 3
Ruri went blind! There was a bomb in the church, or something to set off an explosion, and Setsuna protected me, and next thing I know Ruri's blind, and majorly pissed off at me, for no reason. I tried to visit her and apologize for whatever, and I brought her flowers and was going to read her some of my book, but she threw them at me and.said my book was crappy~~~!!!
So I walked to the park and started crying that she could be so bitter as to slander a great work of art like my novel, and Setsuna came up to me in the park and comforted me somewhat. I probably shouldn't see him again. Too many emotions at once, though great fodder for the book. Also, he's really bad at being consoling, and I might have accidentally dropped a hint as to how I feel about him.
Day 4
Went to see Ruri again, though she told me that "If I ever came back, she would have her computer rip out my uvula." Ruri is very strange.
Day 5
I went to see Ruri again and Mr. and Mrs. Saiki are on the floor having a nap! No matter how hard I kicked them, they wouldn't get up. So I figured, I've never seen a guy's.thing before, and I really should, since they're such an integral part of my book, and I.took a look. Just a peek!
And wow. Mr. Saiki is really.endowed. I don't have a lot to compare it too, aside from when Setsuna used to run around the house naked screaming "Look at THIS, Sara!", and that was like when we were in third grade, but still. Wow.
Then Setsuna came in and I couldn't help wondering how "big" he is. All this while he was yelling something about calling an ambulance. Then he ran off again. I'll just go back to kicking them some more.
Later
Ruri has her eyesight back, and she's forgiven me! I'm so happy! Now if I could only forgive her for what she said about my book. I mean, she said it was a piece of crap. How can I forgive her?
Actually, if God was truly just, I think she would have been blind just a little bit longer.
Later
Setsuna was walking me home when these thugs attacked us! Setsuna was really kicking their asses, and I remembered the time this college student tried to rape me and Setsuna hit him in the head with a baseball bat. It was very dramatic, and would be perfect in the book.
But Setsuna was bleeding and I.licked his arm! Ooh, I can't believe myself! But Mom caught us and. Still, I am so naughty!
Day 7
Ruri's taking me dancing! Apparently the dance is in a warehouse, and I have to be tied up to get in. Yay!
Day 1
Today Setsuna was late for our meeting, insulted my friend and scared her off, and called me "voluptuous," i.e. fat. Jackass. All right, I know why Mom kicked him and Dad out, but why do I put up with all his crap? Is it because my breast aches with thoughts of him, a caged, winged, heart, struggling to find the lock and soar towards him? Ooh, that was a good line. That's going in my book. But really, why? Am I.in love with him? Dear God, I think I'm in love with my own brother! If anyone suspects, I'll simply start dating Kira. He's something of a whore, and he's offered several times. Though I think he might secretly be in love with Setsuna, which makes him my rival.
I guess I should have known I was in love with my own brother, when I named the two leads of my romance novel Ketsuna and Kara. Speaking of which, I'm coming up on the second of thirty sex scenes and I'm running out of euphemisms for male genitalia. I'll ask Ruri. She's all quiet and shy and sweet, and then it's like she becomes another person when you ask her something like that, one that seems like she's speaking from experience or something, which can't be so. It's a little weird, but useful if you're writing a romance novel.
Later
Ruri's acting really weird. On one hand, she gave me enough "tasteful" "metaphors" to last for sixty sex scenes and about fifteen lustful thought scenes, which is really helpful, but on the other, she asked me to set her up with Setsuna. They're going to meet in the school church, so if I can't keep an eye on them, Sister Colleen "The Rock" Mary will. And if she doesn't, God will. Hopefully. Buddha, Allah, Amaterasu, one of those.
She also said that she had won the bet we had on the sexuality of Mr. Katsumi Shibuya, our only male teacher and walking fashion disaster. When I asked her how she found out, she laughed and said she had gotten his pants or in his pants or something. What is that supposed to mean? Anyway, I was sure he was straight. Guess not. I owe her 1000 yen.
Ruri's skirt is hiked halfway up her ass. At the risk of sounding catty, it's really unattractive, and I hope she realizes it.
Setsuna better realize it too.
Day 3
Ruri went blind! There was a bomb in the church, or something to set off an explosion, and Setsuna protected me, and next thing I know Ruri's blind, and majorly pissed off at me, for no reason. I tried to visit her and apologize for whatever, and I brought her flowers and was going to read her some of my book, but she threw them at me and.said my book was crappy~~~!!!
So I walked to the park and started crying that she could be so bitter as to slander a great work of art like my novel, and Setsuna came up to me in the park and comforted me somewhat. I probably shouldn't see him again. Too many emotions at once, though great fodder for the book. Also, he's really bad at being consoling, and I might have accidentally dropped a hint as to how I feel about him.
Day 4
Went to see Ruri again, though she told me that "If I ever came back, she would have her computer rip out my uvula." Ruri is very strange.
Day 5
I went to see Ruri again and Mr. and Mrs. Saiki are on the floor having a nap! No matter how hard I kicked them, they wouldn't get up. So I figured, I've never seen a guy's.thing before, and I really should, since they're such an integral part of my book, and I.took a look. Just a peek!
And wow. Mr. Saiki is really.endowed. I don't have a lot to compare it too, aside from when Setsuna used to run around the house naked screaming "Look at THIS, Sara!", and that was like when we were in third grade, but still. Wow.
Then Setsuna came in and I couldn't help wondering how "big" he is. All this while he was yelling something about calling an ambulance. Then he ran off again. I'll just go back to kicking them some more.
Later
Ruri has her eyesight back, and she's forgiven me! I'm so happy! Now if I could only forgive her for what she said about my book. I mean, she said it was a piece of crap. How can I forgive her?
Actually, if God was truly just, I think she would have been blind just a little bit longer.
Later
Setsuna was walking me home when these thugs attacked us! Setsuna was really kicking their asses, and I remembered the time this college student tried to rape me and Setsuna hit him in the head with a baseball bat. It was very dramatic, and would be perfect in the book.
But Setsuna was bleeding and I.licked his arm! Ooh, I can't believe myself! But Mom caught us and. Still, I am so naughty!
Day 7
Ruri's taking me dancing! Apparently the dance is in a warehouse, and I have to be tied up to get in. Yay!
