Katou's Journal

Day 1

I saw Kira squeeze Mudou's ass in the hallway! I can't wait to tell everyone! Wait. Maybe Count Chocula squeezed Mudou's ass, because he was there too, and I was kind of wasted, so I couldn't see straight. So do I tell everyone that Kira squeezed the ass, so Kira'll beat me up, or the Count squeezed the ass, so he comes and beats me up? The Count has fangs, but I heard Kira mumbling something about being the Devil. Damn. I am so high. My head hurts again. I'm gonna go sleep now.

Later

The janitor found me in his closet sniffing his cleaners, so I'm suspended for a little while. Namie Amuro was in there too, and she was smoking pot too, so I don't see why she didn't get busted. Oh shit! I had Namie Amuro in the janitor's closet and I didn't make my move, do my Katou thang? Maybe it was me who squeezed Mudou's ass. Now I have to beat myself up for being a fag. Damn it.