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Geo: Hello and welcome to a special addition of Drinking Coffee Eagle in HAWAII!!
Staring: Eagle
Geo: And know here's Drinking Coffee with EAGLE!
Eagle: *is sleeping in a hammock*
Geo: eh... Eagle. Eagle. EAGLE!!
Eagle: *falls out of the hamock and looks up* Oh *beep* What was that beep...
Geo: Eagle your not suppose to cruse
Eagle: Oh ok well anyway Welcome to Drinking Coffee with Eagle. Today were fliming from
HAWAII on Earth. Really hot and yet nice here. But are first guest today is Ascot. We'll be
discussing what is Mokona made off?
Ascot: *Is standing backstage to afraid to come on*
Eagle: *gulps* ASCOT!
Ascot: *doesn't move*
Eagle: *begins to sweat* ASCOT GET YOUR *beep* *beep* OUT HERE!
Caldina: *sees Ascot and kicks him on stage*
Eagle: Thank you Caldina.
Caldina: No sweat sweetie.
Geo: Ascot is a summonor in Cephiro and also called a Palu. Learned that from the Manga Mixx
Eagle: Anyway Ascot have a seat and drink some coffee.
Ascot: uh yeah where is um... Umi... I haven't seen since last time.
Eagle: She'll be here in a minute.
Ascot: YAY! *falls of the chair*
Eagle: *sweatdrop* OKay let's see what is Mokona *loud noise coming from outside* Uh we hired
a new person for Security they'll handle this. *takes out a comunicator* Take care of it
* Outside *
Clef: *climbing up to the window* Must get inside and sing... fans need me!
Someone from shadows: Excuse me but do you have a ticket?
Clef: Get lost or I'll blast you... AHHH IT'S YOU!
Nova: *in a security outfit* Yeah don't I look so CUTE! I'M DEAD SEXY! Uh but Eagle warned
me about you and to keep you away so your out of here.
Clef: *girl scream* AHH *runs away*
Nova: This is easy. *calls Eagle* Everything is A.O.K!
Eagle: Great let's bring out Umi.
Geo: Umi is the Magic Knight of water making her second apperence on the show.
Umi: ASCOT!!!!! *runs to him and knocks him over and starts to kiss him*
Eagle: Okay mental note to self not to invite Umi back on the show. Next guest is Hikaru
and Fuu.
Geo: There Second appearence the Magic Knights of Fire and Wind. Hikaru and Fuu.
Hikaru: *ealks out in a wedding dress*
Fuu: *comes out*
Eagle: What's with the wedding dress.
Hikaru: me and Lantis are married!
Eagle: *rollseyes* okay anyway what do you belive Mokona is made of.
Hikaru: Mokona...
Mokona: PUU PUU!!!! *comes out and bounces all around the room*
Eagle: *ducks under his desk so he won't get hit*
Hikaru: *catches Mokona* I think he's made of marshmeelows... *takes a bitew out of Mokona
and then goes green* EEW!!! He's soft and yucky!
Fuu: Hikaru-chan, Sir Mokona is soft becuase it is an animal but if he were to made out of
food then he would not be alive so in conculsion Sir Mokona is made out of a rubbary type
objct*
Eagle: *falls asleep under his desk because of not getting enough sleep*
Geo: Great... uh what do we do know.
Mokona: PUU!!!! *bounces around the room and sees Umi* PUU!!!! *looks up her skirt*
Umi: AHHHHH! *sees Mokona and runs after him* I'm going to get you!!!!! *runs after Mokona
and when he stops she trips over him and falls into the camera*
Please Stand By
*outside*
Clef: No one's gaurding the door I can get in this way hee hee *looks all evil and horns come
out* Hee hee *walks over to the door and as soon as he walks in he gets catapulted into the
air*
Nova: WAH HA HA HA HA HA! TAKE THAT MASTER MAGE! WAH HA HA HA HA HA
Comercials
Lady Aska: Hey everyone its me Lady Aska! You remember me from last weak when I showed you
Paper and Brush. WELL GUESS WHAT! I SOLD OVER 7,000 of them already!
Sang yung: *mouth drops and hands are on cheeks* Really
Lady Aska: Yep its true Frosty!
Sang Yung: FROSTY! DO I LOOK LIKE SNOWMAN!
Lady Aska: *giggles* No... BWA HA HA HA HA
Sang Yung: *frowns*
Lady Aska: Anyway you too can get Paper and Brush. Call right know 1-800-555-5555. If you
call in the next twenty minutes I'll give you this free guide on how to use paper and brush
and get this THREE not one not two but THREE FREE BRUSHES!
Sang Yung: WOW THREE!
Lady Aska: JUST FOR $19.99. That's a 50 dollar for only just $19.99
*sound coming from the closet*
Chang Ang: LET ME OUT YOU BRATS!
Lady Aska: Well bye! *runs away from Snag Yung*
Chang Ang: *get out of the closet* WHERE DID THEY GO!
Comercial
Tarta: Hi ya'll I'm Tarta of Chizeta
Tatra: And I'm Tatra
Tarta: Were staring in are brand new television show Chizeta Moon
Tatra: That's because are last show didn't get one rating!
Tarta: SHUT UP WE CAN'T SHOW THEM WERE PETHETIC LOSERS!
Tatra: To late Tarta you just told them.
Tarta: AHH! STOP THE RECORDING LET'S DO THIS OVER! HURRY STOP!!
Geo: KNow back with Drinking Coffee with Eagle
Zazu: *is in the back seat drinking*
Eagle: Hey Zazu what are you doing?
Zazu: Absolutly nothing.
Eagle: SECURITY!
Lafarga and Lantis: *come in and drag Zazu out*
Zazu: You can't do this to me I'm the cheif mechanic I don't diserve this kind of treatment!
*gets thrown out*
Zazu: *sees clef*
Cled: I'll go through the basement...
Zazu: what are you doing?
Clef: AHH! *hits his head* Don't scare me I thought you were the witch!
Nova: WITCH!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!! *tackles Clef and starts to kill him*
Zazu: She's Beutiful *hearts come out everywhere as he sees Nova*
Nova: *Sees Zazu* Oh hello...
Zazu: Your beautiful...
Nova: *blushes* That is the first time someone has ever said anyhting nice about me.
Zazu: *smiles*
Nova: *kisses Zazu*
Eagle: *wakes up and finds a mess everywhere* Okay I'm going start to the music let's bring
out...
Geo: Uh eagle we don't have a musical guest
Eagle: AHHH!
Clef: *appears inside* OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW!
Eagle: NOVA!!!!!
Nova: Oh my sorry Eagle *is holding Zazu's hand*
Eagle: *eyes widened*
Nova: *kicks Clef into space all the way back to Cephiro* There come on Zazu let's get out
of here,
Zazu: OKAY! *walks out with Nova*
Eagle: They'll break up by next show.
Presea: *is sitting on Mokona so he won't make a mess* How can you be sure?
Eagle: Because Nova Forever would kill me if I made them stay together.
Presea: oh
Mokona: PUU PUU!
Eagle: I'm outta here.
Hikaru: Why are you doing this show then if you hate it?
Eagle: *mumbles* People being nice and *loud* BECAUSE I GOT A MILLION DOLLARS! Oh
*beeps* I said the loud part soft and soft part loud. *runs away*
Geo: This has been Drinking Coffee with Eagle *loud bang*
Primera: WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!! I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SHOW!!!!!!
Lantis: BECAUSE YOUR ANNOYING!!!!!!
Mokona: *eats Primera* BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clef: *walks inside and is about to sing when he sees Nova*
Nova: Chill out the cameras aren't on meaning no one is going to here you sing!
Clef: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Princess Hikaru: *hugs Eagle and kisses him* YOU DID GREAT LOOK AT ALL YOUR FANS!
Eagle FANS: EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE
Eagle: OKay please get off me I love all my fans but I really really want to quit.
Hikaru: NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T QUIT!
Eagle: why?
Hikaru: If you do we'll be out of a job!
Eagle: fine... *grumble*
Princess Hikaru: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Clef: *sneaks into A studio*
Jay Leno: Okay Everyone... *sees Clef* WHAT THE HELL!
Clef: *trows Leno out of the building* OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW
Nova: *at her house* WHAT!!!!! *drives over to the studio*
Clef: TOMARROW... *sees Nova bust in* AHH!
Nova: NO ONE RUINS JAY LENO'S SHOW!
Clef: *runs away*
Zazu: I Nova!
Nova: ZAZUY! *Note Zazuy is mine and NovaForever's name for him*
Zazu: *kisses her*
Nova: Oh Zazuy! *sits in his lap looking all cute*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Princess HIkaru: *watching the show* Know this is HIGH QUALITY ENTERAINMENT!
The End
Note: I'll probably make a couple more well ja ne
Geo: Hello and welcome to a special addition of Drinking Coffee Eagle in HAWAII!!
Staring: Eagle
Geo: And know here's Drinking Coffee with EAGLE!
Eagle: *is sleeping in a hammock*
Geo: eh... Eagle. Eagle. EAGLE!!
Eagle: *falls out of the hamock and looks up* Oh *beep* What was that beep...
Geo: Eagle your not suppose to cruse
Eagle: Oh ok well anyway Welcome to Drinking Coffee with Eagle. Today were fliming from
HAWAII on Earth. Really hot and yet nice here. But are first guest today is Ascot. We'll be
discussing what is Mokona made off?
Ascot: *Is standing backstage to afraid to come on*
Eagle: *gulps* ASCOT!
Ascot: *doesn't move*
Eagle: *begins to sweat* ASCOT GET YOUR *beep* *beep* OUT HERE!
Caldina: *sees Ascot and kicks him on stage*
Eagle: Thank you Caldina.
Caldina: No sweat sweetie.
Geo: Ascot is a summonor in Cephiro and also called a Palu. Learned that from the Manga Mixx
Eagle: Anyway Ascot have a seat and drink some coffee.
Ascot: uh yeah where is um... Umi... I haven't seen since last time.
Eagle: She'll be here in a minute.
Ascot: YAY! *falls of the chair*
Eagle: *sweatdrop* OKay let's see what is Mokona *loud noise coming from outside* Uh we hired
a new person for Security they'll handle this. *takes out a comunicator* Take care of it
* Outside *
Clef: *climbing up to the window* Must get inside and sing... fans need me!
Someone from shadows: Excuse me but do you have a ticket?
Clef: Get lost or I'll blast you... AHHH IT'S YOU!
Nova: *in a security outfit* Yeah don't I look so CUTE! I'M DEAD SEXY! Uh but Eagle warned
me about you and to keep you away so your out of here.
Clef: *girl scream* AHH *runs away*
Nova: This is easy. *calls Eagle* Everything is A.O.K!
Eagle: Great let's bring out Umi.
Geo: Umi is the Magic Knight of water making her second apperence on the show.
Umi: ASCOT!!!!! *runs to him and knocks him over and starts to kiss him*
Eagle: Okay mental note to self not to invite Umi back on the show. Next guest is Hikaru
and Fuu.
Geo: There Second appearence the Magic Knights of Fire and Wind. Hikaru and Fuu.
Hikaru: *ealks out in a wedding dress*
Fuu: *comes out*
Eagle: What's with the wedding dress.
Hikaru: me and Lantis are married!
Eagle: *rollseyes* okay anyway what do you belive Mokona is made of.
Hikaru: Mokona...
Mokona: PUU PUU!!!! *comes out and bounces all around the room*
Eagle: *ducks under his desk so he won't get hit*
Hikaru: *catches Mokona* I think he's made of marshmeelows... *takes a bitew out of Mokona
and then goes green* EEW!!! He's soft and yucky!
Fuu: Hikaru-chan, Sir Mokona is soft becuase it is an animal but if he were to made out of
food then he would not be alive so in conculsion Sir Mokona is made out of a rubbary type
objct*
Eagle: *falls asleep under his desk because of not getting enough sleep*
Geo: Great... uh what do we do know.
Mokona: PUU!!!! *bounces around the room and sees Umi* PUU!!!! *looks up her skirt*
Umi: AHHHHH! *sees Mokona and runs after him* I'm going to get you!!!!! *runs after Mokona
and when he stops she trips over him and falls into the camera*
Please Stand By
*outside*
Clef: No one's gaurding the door I can get in this way hee hee *looks all evil and horns come
out* Hee hee *walks over to the door and as soon as he walks in he gets catapulted into the
air*
Nova: WAH HA HA HA HA HA! TAKE THAT MASTER MAGE! WAH HA HA HA HA HA
Comercials
Lady Aska: Hey everyone its me Lady Aska! You remember me from last weak when I showed you
Paper and Brush. WELL GUESS WHAT! I SOLD OVER 7,000 of them already!
Sang yung: *mouth drops and hands are on cheeks* Really
Lady Aska: Yep its true Frosty!
Sang Yung: FROSTY! DO I LOOK LIKE SNOWMAN!
Lady Aska: *giggles* No... BWA HA HA HA HA
Sang Yung: *frowns*
Lady Aska: Anyway you too can get Paper and Brush. Call right know 1-800-555-5555. If you
call in the next twenty minutes I'll give you this free guide on how to use paper and brush
and get this THREE not one not two but THREE FREE BRUSHES!
Sang Yung: WOW THREE!
Lady Aska: JUST FOR $19.99. That's a 50 dollar for only just $19.99
*sound coming from the closet*
Chang Ang: LET ME OUT YOU BRATS!
Lady Aska: Well bye! *runs away from Snag Yung*
Chang Ang: *get out of the closet* WHERE DID THEY GO!
Comercial
Tarta: Hi ya'll I'm Tarta of Chizeta
Tatra: And I'm Tatra
Tarta: Were staring in are brand new television show Chizeta Moon
Tatra: That's because are last show didn't get one rating!
Tarta: SHUT UP WE CAN'T SHOW THEM WERE PETHETIC LOSERS!
Tatra: To late Tarta you just told them.
Tarta: AHH! STOP THE RECORDING LET'S DO THIS OVER! HURRY STOP!!
Geo: KNow back with Drinking Coffee with Eagle
Zazu: *is in the back seat drinking*
Eagle: Hey Zazu what are you doing?
Zazu: Absolutly nothing.
Eagle: SECURITY!
Lafarga and Lantis: *come in and drag Zazu out*
Zazu: You can't do this to me I'm the cheif mechanic I don't diserve this kind of treatment!
*gets thrown out*
Zazu: *sees clef*
Cled: I'll go through the basement...
Zazu: what are you doing?
Clef: AHH! *hits his head* Don't scare me I thought you were the witch!
Nova: WITCH!!!!!!!! AHHHH!!! *tackles Clef and starts to kill him*
Zazu: She's Beutiful *hearts come out everywhere as he sees Nova*
Nova: *Sees Zazu* Oh hello...
Zazu: Your beautiful...
Nova: *blushes* That is the first time someone has ever said anyhting nice about me.
Zazu: *smiles*
Nova: *kisses Zazu*
Eagle: *wakes up and finds a mess everywhere* Okay I'm going start to the music let's bring
out...
Geo: Uh eagle we don't have a musical guest
Eagle: AHHH!
Clef: *appears inside* OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW!
Eagle: NOVA!!!!!
Nova: Oh my sorry Eagle *is holding Zazu's hand*
Eagle: *eyes widened*
Nova: *kicks Clef into space all the way back to Cephiro* There come on Zazu let's get out
of here,
Zazu: OKAY! *walks out with Nova*
Eagle: They'll break up by next show.
Presea: *is sitting on Mokona so he won't make a mess* How can you be sure?
Eagle: Because Nova Forever would kill me if I made them stay together.
Presea: oh
Mokona: PUU PUU!
Eagle: I'm outta here.
Hikaru: Why are you doing this show then if you hate it?
Eagle: *mumbles* People being nice and *loud* BECAUSE I GOT A MILLION DOLLARS! Oh
*beeps* I said the loud part soft and soft part loud. *runs away*
Geo: This has been Drinking Coffee with Eagle *loud bang*
Primera: WHAT ABOUT ME!!!!!! I HAVEN'T BEEN THE SHOW!!!!!!
Lantis: BECAUSE YOUR ANNOYING!!!!!!
Mokona: *eats Primera* BURP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clef: *walks inside and is about to sing when he sees Nova*
Nova: Chill out the cameras aren't on meaning no one is going to here you sing!
Clef: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Princess Hikaru: *hugs Eagle and kisses him* YOU DID GREAT LOOK AT ALL YOUR FANS!
Eagle FANS: EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE EAGLE
Eagle: OKay please get off me I love all my fans but I really really want to quit.
Hikaru: NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T QUIT!
Eagle: why?
Hikaru: If you do we'll be out of a job!
Eagle: fine... *grumble*
Princess Hikaru: YAY!!!!!!!!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Clef: *sneaks into A studio*
Jay Leno: Okay Everyone... *sees Clef* WHAT THE HELL!
Clef: *trows Leno out of the building* OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW
Nova: *at her house* WHAT!!!!! *drives over to the studio*
Clef: TOMARROW... *sees Nova bust in* AHH!
Nova: NO ONE RUINS JAY LENO'S SHOW!
Clef: *runs away*
Zazu: I Nova!
Nova: ZAZUY! *Note Zazuy is mine and NovaForever's name for him*
Zazu: *kisses her*
Nova: Oh Zazuy! *sits in his lap looking all cute*
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Princess HIkaru: *watching the show* Know this is HIGH QUALITY ENTERAINMENT!
The End
Note: I'll probably make a couple more well ja ne
