Drinking Coffe With Eagle

Geo: LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE!!!!

Primera: Uh Geo number one this is Drinking Coffee with Eagle and Second were in Farhen today.

Geo: Huh how oh I must haved picked up the wrong copy. Here we go

Primera: Okay anyway LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!

Geo: WELCOME TO TRL LIVE!!!! HI I'M CARSON DAILY!

Primera: GEO!!!!! THAT'S THE WRONG SKRIPT AGAIN!

Geo: Huh what's going on.

Primera: Wait a minute. NOVA!

Nova: *walks in a skimpy outfit* Yeah Boss.

Primera: I think we have a problom and I bet Clef is at the bottom of it!

Nova: Okay I'll find the script! *runs out of the room

* Outside *

Clef: Mwa ha ha ha with out the script they can't have a show and with out a show they'll
be begging me to sing!

Nova: STOP YOU PURPLE HAIRED 745 YEAR OLD CHILD!

Clef: *screams like a girl* AHH! *runs away*

Nova: PRIMERA I GOT THE SCRIPT!

Primera: OKay from the top! LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION!

Geo: LIVE FROM FARHEN ITS DRINKING COFFEe WITH EAGLE!

* Applause *

Eagle: *walks out in his black clothes* Welcome to another addtion to you guessed it drinking
coffee with Eagle.

Zazu: *cries*

Eagle: *glares at Zazu and stomps over to him* What's wrong with you?

Zazu: she dumped me... the secon women I wanted dumped me!

Eagle: *sweatdrop* Who?

Zazu: Nova dumped me and she looked absolutly nothing like Hikaru but I loved her.

Eagle: True the only thing that looked alike was there eyes.

Zazu: *cries*

Eagle: *looks at the pitiful kid and gives him some beer*

Zazu: Not even beer will help me.

Eagle: *gasps and goes into a coma

Lantis: OH MY GOD ZAZU KILLED EAGLE!

Lafarga: YOU BASTARD!

Hikaru: NO THE ONLY MAN I EVER LOVED IS DEAD!

Lanris: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hikaru: I mean second I mean first I mean... oh shit...

Geo: He's not dead he's in a coma we need to get him to the hospitle.

Primera: Uh the shows going *points to the camera*

*everyone smiles big then Umi pulls a sign out saying Technical Difficulties*

*comercial*

Sang Yung: Hello everyone were back again!

Aska: YES WERE BACK WITH PAPER AND BRUSH! ITS THE HOTTEST NEW ITEM OUT THERE!

Sang Yung: If your one of the losers I mean not so cool people who hasn't bought then your
missing out on everything/

Aska: Yeah know we have the biggest deal EVER! Tell 'em Sang Yung.

Sang Yung: Not only will you be getting a Paper and Brush you also be getting EIGHT DIFFRENT
KINDS OF BRUSHES AND A WHOLE NEW SHEET OF PAPER!

Aska: *gasps* WOW BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE EXPENSIVE?

Sang Yung: Not at all my dear Aska! The cost is only I can't belive it $19.99

Aska: WOW WHAT A DEAL!

Chang Ang: What are you two doing... NO THERE NOT FOR SALE!!!

Sang Yung: AHH *gets chased by Chang Ang while he waves his stick*

Aska: Call 555-5555 and you'll get it all! AHH! HURRY! *Chang Ang crashes into the camera*

*next comercial*

Tarta: Hi everyone me and Tatra here have decided to stop show biz because it was so stupid!

Tatra: I thought it was because are shows got no ratings?

Tarta: AHH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

Tatra: How could you make your big sister cry again *cries*

Tarta: TATRA WE HAVE TO TELL THEM ABOUT ARE DANCE LESSONS!

Tatra: WOW! Tarta and I are having a dance lesson on the Bravada... we need some nice young
mem because hee hee we have enough women.

*Phone rings*

Tarta: Who could that be? *puts on speaker phone* Hello?

Someone: Will you ladies be wearing skimpier outfits?

Tarta: *turns red* Uh we'll be um dressed... like this... I own't wear my outfit from the
show I'll wear this skirt and bra... top

Someone: How about some beer?

Tarta: ZAZU!!!!!

Someone: I'm not Zazu... Do you like Scary movies?

Tatra: Hee hee Tarta look behind you.

Tarta: hmm *looks behind and sees no one.

Tatra: Under you!

Tarta: *sees Zazu with a cell phone looking up her skirt* AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *kicks Zazu out
of the Bravada and he falls back into the studio*

Tatra: Come every night at 7:00 I'll personally love for all you gentleman to come.

Tarta: GOOD BYE! *still red and the comercial ends*


*At the Hospitale*

Geo: Hello I'm Geo we have just rushed Eagle to the ER where he'll be fine I hope.

Hikaru: Oh Eagle don't die I love you I love you!

Lantis: I feel so unloved *walks away*

Nova: Oh Lanty POO I LOVE YOU!

Lantis: *takes Nova and runs away with her*

*Back at the Studio*

Fuu: Oh my how dreadful poor Eagle.

Umi: Yeah I know getting that heart attack or whatever he got.

Ascot: Hey Umi I got lunch *holds up a McDonalds bag*

Umi: YAY I'M STARVING! *goes with Ascot to eat*

Fuu: *realizes she's all alone* FERIO!

Ferio: *comes out with Mokona on his head* Yeah?

Fuu: You host the show! *kisses him and gives him the microphone and runs off stage*

Ferio: UH... um... HERE MOKONA! *runs off stage*

Mokona: PUU PA PUU PA PUU PA PUU!

Caldina: *runs on stage* I can't believe I over slept I'm going to kill Lafarga... OH Mokona
where is everyone?

Mokona: PUU PA PUU PA PUU!

Caldina: If only I oculd understand you. *waks off stage*

Mokona: PUU! *bounces off stage*

Clef: *pant* NONE *pant* WILL *pant* STOP *pant* ME *pant* FROM *pant* SINGING! *looks around
and notices no one is around* YES!

Chang Ang: COME BACK HERE! *chases Aska and Sang Yung on the stage*

Clef: NO IT'S MY TURN TO SING!!!! *thinks* Damn it why did they have to flim it on Farhen
today?

Aska: BUY PAPER AND BRUSH!!!!!!

Sang Yung: CALL 555-5555 NOW!

Chang Ang: *trips over a wire beringing the camera down.

Clef: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Hospitale *

Hikaru: Geo what are we going to do with out a host?

Geo: I don't know we find a new one for know.

Hikaru: But who no one wants the job.

Primera: There is only one person...

Hikaru: OH NO!

Geo: NOT HIM!

Clef: THAT'S RIGHT NEXT WEEK I'M HOSTING!!!!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Princess Hikaru: Oh my god... Clef hosting that is goingn to be heck!

Zazu: *falls into her offoce: Your telling me... Tarta has one good kick.

Princess Hikaru: I agree. *turns off the T.V.*