DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE

Geo: Welcome to another edition of Drinking Coffee with E... *SLAM*

Clef: NO HE'S IN A COMA!!!! ITS MY SHOW NOW!!!

Geo: Oh yeah... Welcome to another edition of Drinking Coffee with Clef... in Cephiro!
*mumbles* this sucks.

Clef: SHUT UP!

*Theme song*

*Clef comes out and dances*

Ferio: This is embarressing...

Fuu: I wish to quit but we need the money...

Ferio: How is Eagle?

Clef: SHUT UP!!!!! THIS IS MY SHOW NOT EAGLE'S SHOW ITS MINE!! IF I HEAR HIS NAME AGAIN I'LL
BLAST YOU ALL WITH MY MAGIC!!!!

Primera: AND ON WITH THE SHOW!!!!!

Umi: *kissing Ascot*

Clef: First off all the girls have to love me *kicks Ascot away and takes Umi*

Zazu: Damn... I need some beer...

Clef: NO BEER!

Zazu: damn...

Clef: First of all in MY SHOW! We get to egg Nova!!!

*Nova comes out strapped to a dart board*

Nova: LET ME GO!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!!

Clef: *eggs Nova* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Presea: I wish he who must not be named unless we want to get killed by Clef was back.

Caldina: I agree with ya Presea. Damn I can' even talk to Lafarga .

Lantis: Hikaru is checking on E...

*Celf glares at him*

Lantis: the blond guy!

*at the hospital*

Hikaru: Look Eagle its your show... *switches on Drinking ect.* Nova is being egged...

Eagle: ...

*back at the studio*

Clef: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

*Comercials*

Clef: ALL THE COMERCIALS ARE ABOUT ME AND MY SHOW NOT THAT LOSER BLOND AND HIS STUPID SHOW!!

Aska: oh god someone save us.

Sang Yung: From Clef

Chang Ang: I'm to old so don't look at me!

Tatra: I'LL SAVE YOU! SINCE ARE DANCING THING FAILED WE DECIDED TO BECOME SUPER HEROS!

Tarta: TATRA SHUT UP YOUR EMBARRESSING ME!!!!!!

Tatra: Oh Tarta your soooooooo cute when your mad... but stop making your big sister cry.

CLEF: AHHH NO MORE COMERCAILS BACK TO MY SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!

Geo: Back to Drinking Coffee with Clef... *grumble* this really sucks*

Clef: NOW I SHALL SING!!! OH THE SUN WILL COME OUT TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW
TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW
TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW TOMARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuu and Umi: *covers ears* he's horrible.

Ferio: Kill me please.

Ascot: I'm gonna die and I'm to young to die!

Caldina: Tarta doesn't sing as bad as this

Tarta: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lafarga: Good bye cruel world *about ot shoot himself*

Presea: ME FIRST!!! *takes the gun*

Lantis: NO ME FIRST!!!!

Primera: Geo... save us!

Geo: *unconcious*

Zazu: *is in a dumpster drunk*

Clef: *finishes* Okay know its time to tell you how I'M BETTER THEN EAGLE!!!! One: I'm hotter

*hospital*

Eagle: *fingers move slightly*

Hikaru: huh...???

*on the TV*

Clef: I'm stronger then that blond loser.

Eagle: *hands move*

Clef: I'm smarter then that crazy loon.

Eagle: Eyes flutter open

Hikaru: Oh my...

Clef: AND THIS SHOW IS MINE AND THAT LOSER WILL NEVER GET IT!!!! HA HA HA HA HA

Hikaru: *turns from the Tv and sees a ginat hole in the wall and Eagle gone* Huh???

CLEF: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

*huge blast*

Geo: EAGLE!!!!

Audience and staff: HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clef: You think you can beat me?

Eagle: THIS IS MY SHOW! AND I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!! *presses a button and Nova is free*

Clef: AHH

Eagle: Get'em Nova!

Nova: Payback time! *puncehs Clef all the way into space*

Eagle: *sits in his chair and smiles* Geo...

Geo: *wakes up* Oh yeah... WELCOME TO DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE IN CEPHIRO!

Eagle: Since we only have five minutes left I'd like to say if I ever go into a coma again
Lantis will be in charge and Nova will have authority to kill Clef if he tries to take over
the show again.

Fuu, Umi and Hikaru (Somehow got back): WE LOVE YOU EAGLE!

Ascot: UMI!

Ferio: FUU!

Umi and Fuu: Not literally.

Hikaru: I love you and Lantis, Eagle. I'm gonna marry you and Lantis.

Presea: Someone up there likes me... not Clef...

Lafarga: Finally that old kid is gone.

Caldina: Give me some suga, sugah.

*caldina and Lafraga kiss*

Lantis: *tries to smile but its to hard* damn...

Zazu: *is still drunk in the dumpster*

Aska and Sang Yung: BY PAPER AND BRUSH!

Chang Ang: COME BACK HERE!!!!!!

Tarta and Tatra: We need a job!!!!!!

Geo: Cue the lights

Primera: starting the song

*chorus sings*

Chorus: halleluia, halleluia, halleluia!

Eagle: That's it for this edition of Drinking Coffee... with Eagle... good night everyone.
*smiles and faints for no reason*

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Princess Hikaru: Interesting... *makes a note* Clef will never host again.