Authors Note: I don't own rayearth of folgers coffee song so don't hurt me!


Drinking Coffee with Eagle.

Geo: Hello everyoneI'm Geo Metro and this is Drinking Coffee with Eagle IN JAPAN!

*music comes on*

Geo: With the cast Hikaru Shidou...

Hikaru: *twirls around and smiles*

Geo: Umi Ryuzakki...

Umi: *sniffs a flower and smiles*

Geo: Fuu Houougi...

Fuu: *wipes her glasses put them on and smiles*

Geo: And also featuring Presea, Lantis, Primera, Caldina, Lafarga, and Ascot...

Presea, Lantis, Primera, Caldina, Ferio, Lafarga, and Ascot: *are in disco clothes and
dancing. The stop and wave*

Geo: Also: Clef and Nova...

Nova; *is throwing Clef out the window when she sees the camera and fixes her hair and
smiles*

Clef: *waves to the camera covered in junk*

Geo: ...and your host EAGLE VISION!!!!!!!!!!

Eagle: *walks out of on stage while the band plays* Thank you thank you!

*audience claps*

Eagle: Thank you, no thank you. *sips his coffee* You know something.

Hikaru: *pops out with cat ears* NO WHAT EAGLE!!!!!!

Eagle: Coffe makes me want to dance and sing.

*spot light goies one Eagle and a song plays*

Lantis and Lafarga: Ooo OOo OOO

Eagle: Every day I wake up. Pour myself a cup. Of that rich Folgers aroma.

Eagle Lafarga and Lantis: The best part of waking up. It's the doo-wop doo-wop in all I do.
The mountain grown aroma always comin' through. Oh the best part of wakin' up. Is Folgers
in your cup.

Eagle: Now, I'm right in harmony.

Eagle Lafarga and Lantis: When I doo-wop doo-wop di-dee One more cup and it's a nu-wop
she-bop for me. Oh the best part of wakin' up. Is Folgers in your cup.

Eagle: The best part of wakin' up Is Folgers in your cup.

Audience: WOO GO EALGE!!!! *claps hard*

Eagle: Thank you thank you!

Zazu: *raises hand*

Eagle: Yeah Zazu.

Zazu: I have two questions for you.

Eagle: OKay shoot.

Zazu: How the hell did you get Lantis to sing.

Princess Hikaru: I'll anwser that. Money he needed it I supplied it if he'd sing.

Zazu: OKay second question.

Eagle: Okay.

Zazu: HOW COME I'M NOT ON THE CAST!!!

Nova: I'll anwser it! CUZ YOUR A DRUNK KID!

Zazu: fine... *curses*

Eagle: Let's go to a comercial.

*Comercial*

Aska: AHH I'M ALMOST OUT OF PAPER AND BRUSH! COME ON HURRY UP AND CALL BEFORE THERE ALL GONE

Sang Yung: YEAH THAT OR CHANG ANG STOPS US!

Aska: THAT OLD FART HA HA HA HA HA LIKE HE COULD!

CHANG ANG: COME BACK HERE YOU BRATS!

Aska: RUN SANG YUNG RUN! *runs away*

Sang Yung: EEK!

Aska: Call us soon before we run out!

*Comercial 2*

Tarta: TURN OFF THAT CAMERA.

Tatra: Why sis?

Tarta: Were failures. Trun it off before I kick your ass!

Tatra: WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tarta: Oh no I'm sorry sis.

Tatra: You mean it?

Tarta: No HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Tatra: GRR *punches Tarta and turns off the camera*

Geo: Welcome back to Drinking Coffee with Eagle in Japan.

Eagle: Okay well anyway folks this is the time i'll start anwsering you letters.

Umi: Here ya go Eagle.

Fuu: Here Eagle-san.

Eagle: Thanks girls. Are first letter is form Master de Mageo Clef-o... He writes why the
hell do people like it when you sing and not me? The anwser is simple you stink.

Nova: You got that right Eagle!

Presea: Stinks bad.

Caldina: Ha ha ha...

Eagle: Next letter is from Lady Aska. She writes... DO YOU LOVE ME EAGLE??? *ong silece*
Aska... no... no... just no...

Primera: Luckily my Lantis loves me.

Lantis: *sweatdrop*

Eagle: OKay that's all the time we have for today good bye everyone.

Clef: *falls from the skylight* HA HA HA I'M IN HA HA HA!!! THE SUN...

Nova: *smacks Clef out the back window* All taken care of boss. *salutes Eagle*

Eagle: I need some coffee... *sips his coffee and the spotlight comes back* I need Ferio
and Ascot this time!

Lantis and Lafarga: Ooo OOo OOO

Eagle: Every day I wake up. Pour myself a cup. Of that rich Folgers aroma.

Eagle Ferio and Ascot: The best part of waking up. It's the doo-wop doo-wop in all I do.
The mountain grown aroma always comin' through. Oh the best part of wakin' up. Is Folgers
in your cup.

Eagle: Now, I'm right in harmony.

Eagle Ferio and Ascot: When I doo-wop doo-wop di-dee One more cup and it's a nu-wop
she-bop for me. Oh the best part of wakin' up. Is Folgers in your cup.

Eagle: The best part of wakin' up Is Folgers in your cup. Good night everbody! *waves
good bye and leaves*

Hikaru: *comes out and waves* Buh Bye!

Umi: *is back stage with Ascot* Bye

Ascot:... *blushes* bye!

Fuu: *is kissing Ferio* Bye

Ferio: *kisses Fuu and waves goodbye*

Larga, Caldina, Nova, Lantis, Primera, and Preasea: *are dancing disco*

Clef: *in a dumpser* B... y... e...

Geo: I'm Geo metro and this has been drinking coffee with Eagle. Good night.

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Princess Hikaru: Heh wonderful show.

Eagle: *is sleeping*

Princess Hikaru: Remember I DO NOT OWN RAYERTH OR FOLGERS!

Hikaru: We hear ya!