Katou's Journal

Day 1

Rociel, long have I searched for you, seeking ways to free you from your imprisonment! You would be so proud of me. I've started up a very devious telemarketing service to get vessels for you. In no time, you will be resurrected!

Day 3

My business went under. Oh Rociel, I've failed youuu. Maybe if it would have worked if my hours weren't from midnight to five in the morning. Most people got very upset. I did get one soul, but it was from a forty-five year old man, who was not nearly pretty enough to be a vessel.
However, I have started a very devious website to collect souls. Alright, maybe it's not the most beautiful website ever, but I'm a beginner! And it even has games on it, like Pin-the-Devil-Tattoo-on-Slutty- Twin-Sister's-Boob, or Brush Rociel's Hair. Tonight, I drink to Rociel's success, and that of my site!

Day 5

Geocities deleted my website. I don't want to do all that work again! Goodbye to www.geocities.com/sellyoursoultorociel/katansfunkygrooves.com. I loved you.
I was left with a not-so-devious plot to hand out CD-Roms over the city. Damn. None of the really pretty people would take them, and neither would the sorta-pretty people, so I was left handing them out to losers. It worked, but I can feel the nerdy germs crawling over my body. Rociel's going to be so upset with the ugly vessels I got for him. He'll probably make me strip down and smear myself with mud like he used to when I was bad.
A strange boy kicked me in the butt when I was giving this very unfortunate girl the program. His foot kind of lingered there, too. Not only did that remind me of Rociel, but the boy looked like him too. It was creepy.

Day 6

I saw the weird boy again in a church, but these demons showed up and tried to kill me. After bravely and nobly transporting away to safety, they caused one of the girls I gave the disk to to go blind. Now I have to listen to her complain, via the built in Instant Messenger in the program, about not being able to see and how her friend tricked her and Setsuna really didn't like her, etc. So whiny! But her house happens to be the fifth point on the pentagram, so I don't have a choice. Stupid pentagram. I hate that stupid shape so much. Now I have to listen to 'kill Sara this and Sara should die that, and why haven't you killed Sara yet?' If I didn't miss Rociel so much. I do miss our paternal, familial love, which I guessed merited all those spankings. I missed his fatherly French kisses, and the caring way he would laugh and refuse to leave when he walked in on me in the shower, ripping the curtain away and encouraging me to "lather harder!" Or the way he would make me walk around nude for hours, for no particular reason. Ah, I can't wait until he comes back.

Day 7

I have resurrected Rociel! Go me! I wish I had done it a little earlier though, because I had a barbershop quartet prepared to sing about how beautiful he is, and it's too late to call them up now. It's really a shame, since Rociel likes castrati so much.

Later

Rociel seemed rather pleased with me, and told me to pull down my pants to do an "inspection." When I told him I was too old for the "Naked Boy" game, he yelled at me, but when I did pull them down, he fainted. I hope he's okay.

Later

Rociel has woken up, but is a little cranky. He made me strip down and move furniture. He's still as fickle as he used to be. "Move a few inches to the left. No, back. Actually, turn it completely around. And put some back into it!" It was annoying, but he said he'd let me sleep with him tonight, like he used to when I was young. It'll be very nostalgic.

That Night

Well, we never did that before. I mean, it was okay, but I kind of just wanted to get to sleep. It made Rosiel most pleased with himself, though, so I guess it's fine.