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Drinking Coffee with Eagle

Geo- Hello and welcome to another edition of DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE IN CHIZETA!

*Music plays and everyone is dressed in a Chizeta type outfit *

Geo- With the cast of the magic knight of fire, HIKARU SHIDOU!

Hikaru- YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geo- The magic knight of water, UMI RYUZAKKI!

Umi- I'M NUMBER ONE I'M NUMBER ONE!

Geo- *sweat drop * The Magic Knight of wind FUU HOUOUGI!

Fuu- *is busy studying * I'm busy I need to get an "A" on my test so I can become a SYSTEMS ENGINEER! Then I won't have to work here anymore!

Geo- Uh..

Primera- *shouts from the side * GO ON! COME ON THE MUSIC IS RUNNING OUT!

Geo- Oh yeah okay.. From Cephiro the Mysterious and Handsome Swordsman FERIO.. Wait a minute. that sounded so.

Ferio- *looks scared * Ugh. Geo.

Geo- I swear I didn't write it! I don't think you're handsome at all!

Ferio- Uh. I'm UGLY *goes in the corner and cries *

Geo- NO! NO! I didn't mean your ugly your. UH FUU PLEASE TELL FERIO IS NOT UGLY!

Fuu- LEAVE ME ALONE! I AM STUDYING! *Glares coldly at everyone *

Geo- *hides under his desk * She scares me

Primera- *screams and causes Geo to hit his head *

Geo- *smashes head * OW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT? WHAT'S WRONG?

Primera- The music ran out.

Geo- *falls down and twitches *

Primera- *rewinds it * Okay finish it up!

Geo- And then there is Caldina, Presea, Nova, Lantis, Lafarga, Ascot and blah! Blah! Blah! Whatever it says about them. And here is your host EAGLE VISION OF AUTOZAM!

Eagle- *mumbles * about time. HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE.

Crowd minus Zazu- WOOO!!! EAGLE! EAGLE! EAGLE!

Eagle- *sees Zazu not cheering * What's wrong now?

Zazu- I want to be part of the damn show okay!

Eagle- Jeez, talk to Princess Hikaru about it!

*phone rings *

Eagle- Hello?

Shidou, Hikaru- it is Shidou Hikaru-chan to you Eagle-kun!

Eagle- Whatever -chan!

Caldina- Hey, Eagle tell them who the guests are! We only have 3 minutes until the commercial.

Eagle- GRR!!! IF GEO DIDN'T CALL FERIO HANDSOME AND WASTE ALL THIS TIME WE WOULDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM!

Ferio- Does that mean you think I'm ugly too? *Cries and goes into a corner *

Eagle- growls and veins bulge out * SECURITY!

Nova- Yeah boss?

Eagle- Do me a favor and slap some sense into Ferio!

Nova- Okay chief! *takes some loose change and slaps Ferio with it *

Eagle- *stares * Not only was that a cheesy joke I didn't mean to SLAP HIM!

Clef- *bursts in from the ceiling wearing a space suit * I WILL SING!

Nova- OH NO YOU WON'T! *Punches him into space AGAIN! *

Caldina- Well now. this is interesting. UH I mean eagle 30 seconds until the commercial!

Eagle- OKAY WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW! THE PRINCESSES OF CHIZETA ARE HERE! TARTA AND TATRA!

Zazu- Hey can I have an application for the show?

Presea- I think I have one.

Eagle- *pushes Presea off stage * NO SHE DOESN'T! TO THE COMMERCIAL!

*Commercial *

Aska- HEY EVRYONE! GUESS WHAT!

Sang Yung- What is it?

Aska- WE GOT A NEW SHIPMENT OF PAPER AND BRUSH!

Sang Yung- *mouth drops * REALLY THEN THAT MEANS?

Aska- That's right! MORE FOR ALL YOU SAPS. I mean stupid. I mean people who haven't bought any.

Sang Yung- YES AND LIKE ALWAYS ITS ONLY $19.95!

*Muffled voice comes from closet behind them *

Aska- *sweat drop * Uh that's all for today!

Chang Ang- WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE YOU BRATS! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

*Commercial 2*

Tarta- Hey, were not going to have a commercial like usual because were on the DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE SHOW! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Tatra- Watch your accent Tarta!

*Clef bursts in *

Clef- HA! HA! HA! NOW I CAN TAKE CONTROL OF THIS COMMERCIAL!

Tarta- GRR! NEVER INTERRUPT ME! *kicks Clef out the window of the studio *

Nova- WHERE IS HE?

Tarta- I took care of him.

Nova- Okay cool! *leaves *

*end of the commercial *

Geo- WELCOME BACK TO DRINKING COFFEE WITH EAGLE! AND HERE IS YOUR HOST, EAGLE VISION!

Fuu- GEO-SAN!!! SHUT UP! I'm STUDYING!

Geo- *gulps *

Ferio- I'm ugly. I'm ugly!!!!

Eagle- *ties up Presea and gags her *

Hikaru- Eagle why are you tying up Presea?

Eagle- Shhhh! I don't want Zazu working here. All he'll do is buy booze!

Hikaru- I see.

Umi- *brushes her hair while Ascot watches * Oh Ascot I love my hair

Ascot- I love you!

Umi- ASCOT! *jumps in his arms and topples him over while kissing him *

Eagle- Anyway. I'd like to introduce our guests. Geo!

Geo- *sees Fuu glaring at him *

Eagle- GEO!

Geo- *is gone *

Eagle- I need better *sees Zazu * EVERYTHING IS PERFECT! TARTA AND TATRA GET OUT HERE NOW!

Fuu- Eagle. SHUT UP I NEED AN A!!! *fire comes out of no where and devil horns come out of her head *

Eagle- * Gulp*

Tarta and Tatra- THANK YOU!

Tatra- Um. Eagle can I have some tea?

Tarta- GRR! SHUT UP TATRA!

Tatra- *goes and cries in the corner with Ferio *

Eagle- I need a vacation! *groans *

Lafarga- *comes out with some tea for Tatra *

Tatra- THANK YOU SWEETIE! *hugs him *

Caldina- OH NO YOU DON'T! *Comes out and starts a fight with Tatra * HE'S MY MAN!

Audience- JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

Eagle- THIS IS NOT THE SPRINGER SHOW!

Audience- Sorry. EAGLE! EAGLE! EAGLE!

Eagle- Much better!

Lantis- *rolls his eyes and leaves *

Hikaru- Lantis where are you going?

Lantis- I QUIT!

Zazu- . THERE'S AN OPENING!!!!!!!!!!

Eagle- jumps on his back * NO LANTIS PLEASE!!! HERE HAVE SOME MONEY! *gives him a sack of money *

Lantis- Okay. I'll stay.

Eagle- *sighs with relief *

Ferio- I quit! Not even money can bring me back! You all think I'm ugly.

Eagle- *gasps * NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuu- *growls * WHAT IS ALL THE RACKET! Oh Ferio. *sees him in a cute outfit from Chizeta * YOU LOOK SO CUTE!

Ferio- *sees Fuu in her Chizeta outfit * YOUR DEAD SEXY!

*they jump into each others arms and kiss each other *

Ferio- I'll stay! *runs off with Fuu *

Eagle- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*suddenly Clef comes crashing down and lands on Tarta *

Clef- I MADE IT! NOW I WILL SING!

Nova- NO YOU WON'T!

Tarta- WHY YOU LITTLE OLD JERK!

*both Nova and Tarta grab clef and shove him out the window and he lands into a dumpster *

Eagle- Wow. hey Tarta want a job?

Tarta- REALLY?

Zazu- HEY!

Eagle- Uh. never mind. end the show! GEO! *runs out of the studio and into his FTO *

Geo- *isn't around *

Primera- Ugh.. This is for this edition of Drinking coffee with Eagle. BYE!

Hikaru and Lantis- BYE!

Umi and Ascot- BYE!

Caldina and Tatra- *still fighting *

Presea- *still tied up * MMPH!!!!! (GET ME OUT OF HERE!)

Nova and Tarta- COME HERE CLEF!

Clef- *screams like a girl *

Lafarga- *shrugs *

Shidou Hikaru- Well. this was interesting! Hee hee!

Eagle- I deserve a raise!

Shidou Hikaru- Okay only if you do the next show someplace cool!

Eagle- Where?

Shidou Hikaru- I don't know just do it Eagle! *glomps him *

Eagle- Ugh.. Jeez what I'll do for money!