Just Call Me Fangs

Marcus Flint smiled as he walked out of the dentist's office. It was a once-in-a-lifetime sort of thing, and his pearly "golds" were now a pearly "white."

Flint grinned and wiggled his eyebrows mischeviously as he shot himself a look in his compact mirror (every guy should have one). Flint was back.

He walked into the Slytherin common room, and was greeted by a familiar face. Pansy Parkinson's long black hair was pulled back from her face revealing her large electric beautiful eyes.

 "Back so soon?" she simpered

 "Ya… you like?" Marcus flashed her a smile.

 "Auuugghhhh!"

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 "Ahhhhhh!!"

Legolas Greenleaf cupped his hand around his pointy ear.

"Oh what is the sound that so thrills the ear?"

Frodo seemed not to have heard him, because Professor Dumbledore walks into the room, and pushed

Gimli the dwarf over as he screamed.

 "Gandalf!"

Professor Dumbledore starts shaking as he sees Frodo,

 "Who are you?"

Frodo ignores him and jumps into his arms, planting kisses all over his face.

On the ground, Gimli starts grumbling, but is stepped on by Sam. There is momentary silence as Winky the

house elf walks into the room scantily dressed.

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Alicia smiled as she walked into the 7th-years girls dormitory. Angelina Jones and Katie Bell were doing

yoga.

J.K. Rowling: Yoga? That's for ninnies. They're quidditch girls. Shouldn't they be bashing each other with broomsticks?

Director: -Shakes head-

And….Take 2

Katie Bell slams her broomstick on top of Angelina's head.

 "Cedric Diggory is mine, my love, my own, my precious!"

Angelina points at the wall,

 "I see the light!"

Katie takes a dagger out from her kneesock, stabs Angelina, and runs out of the room giggling evily.

Audience: Katie! Katie!

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Camera pans over to Cho Chang and Luna Lovegood in library /i

Cho:-takes mirror out of back pocket- Do I look like a duck?

Luna: maybe –giggles-

Katie Bell arrives with a dagger in hand. She waves shyly at Cho. She appears to be chewing on a leg bone.

Luna: -points at Katie- I see the light….

Director:-groans- Luna we've gone over this before, it's not cool to repeat other people's lines.

Cho: No, wait, I see it too, I SEE THE LIGHT!

Director: -slaps head- Cho, repeat after me, My name is Cho and I need to finish this scene before Katie

Bell kills me.

Cho: My-my-my n-n-a-a… I NEED MY MEDICINE!!

Cho hands "medicine" over to Luna.

Cho: Now we're both on the pill!!