Disclaimer:Why the fuck is there a disclaimer in everyone of these storys?!?! sorry I got a new partner in crime named ben (He doesn't like his name BENNIE!) and Jen is right here we have a story team Ben will be the new drama Jen is the lovey-dovey one and me I am THE FUNNY! so pretty much I ain't gonna be writing that much on here!just kidding it wull be funny well more funny.ENJOY!.

(Two weeks later!)Johnny sits on his couch drinking Fizz Wizz watching Oprah wait his house its still clean! "Well this is interesting only phsychotic fat blobs watch this!"Said Johnny somiling at his own joke (Don't take that personally!)*KNOCK* *POUND* *KKKZZIIITTT* "What the fuck?!"choked Johnny he drinks to fast! *POUND* Johnny stands up and walks to the door then he opens it (Bet you didn't see that one coming!) there stands some little gothic kid (PAPITO! I forgot how to spell his name and so did everyone else!) "Hey you what the hell took you so long?"asked little Pepito (Second choice *OUCH*)Heh hell! Johnny stares at him confused "Do I know you?"Asked Johnny staring at the piggy faced midget Pepito looks at him "Yeah remember Todd brought me over and we played video games."Said the midget known as Pepito "Wait I have game?Sweet where?Damnit gimme my games!!!"Yelled Johnny Pepito walks in and throws a sheet off of a little corner there sits a playstation2 "OH MY GAWD!!!WHEN DID I GET THAT?!?!?!"Yelled Johnny jumping in front of the screen and keeping his eyes on it (Literally) Pepito walks in front of him "I came over to ask if you were going to see eh whats her name debbie?Betty?No wait it was Devi she came to me and asked if I could ask you."Said Pepito keeping from laughing (Johnny died!) "Wait back up who the fuck are you?"asked Johnny (Fade to black OH MY GOD WERE DYING!!!! wait thats just a movie effect)

(Johnny the not so maniac) Johnny walks on a street infested with people a weird day first sun then rain and unexpected snow (Devi's side.) "Damnit stop that!"Yelled Devi who is yelling at wait thats SICKNESS! (How the fu- Jen:Watch the language! Me:Cra-I mean dern we got a censor $%&^%@ ^&!@ ^*& $%#$!@.Things don't make sense in this story) Sickness who looks diffrent (Put your messed up image here)"But Devi he just can't see what you have made it would break his heart!"Said Sickness with a sick grin alls you see is a painting with a shadow crying with a switchblade in the moonlight the knive is bloody black (Gee I wonder what that means!)

(A word from Jen the phsycopath that inspired this screwed up story) "First of all I would like to say FUCK OFF! YOU TALK TO MUCH!" wait she's talking to me!!!!!"Fuck you you can't talk to me like that!" "Yes I can nanny nanny na na!!!" "jeese just shut the fuck up the both of you!" Me:"FUCK OFF ME AND JEN ARE FIGHTING!" hey where did that wrestling ring come from and why are we in it? *KICK IN PRIVATE SPOT FROM JEN* "Jen wins who knew that her ballet lessons would work!" me:"Fuck you...ZzZzZz"

(Back to some weird scene about 1day after the fight)Johnny still walks with his hand in his pocket ''What kind of evil fucking force can try and stop me?"Johnny asks himself as a women covers her babys ears from Johnny's cussing then Johnny walks into a building called so we meet again Mr.? Johnny was curious as to what the Fuck its for then he see's somebody in a black chair "So we meet again Mr.C."Said some guy from James bond turning when he says it "C. Johnny C. whats with the building its Fucking creepy."Said Johnny looking at the guy sitting in the chair "Uh well Bye- Bye!"Said the guy then some dimension opens up and Johnnys back outside "I don't know how that happened!"Said Johnny getting up and starting to walk again.

(The End of chapter something)This was a update so it was short and sucky and I suffer nut damage after that little wrestling thing with Jen and we might get somebody else to help Oh and those of you who have flamed us and are going to FUCK OFF!