Shout outs to everyone who reviewed and especially to pokElilpupE. I got your review right before I went to camp and it really made my day to read it.

I really wasn't going to write in revenge simply because I'm extremely uncreative when it comes to these things, I think stealing their silver ware while they are trying to set the table is funny but that's just me. Anyway, I was going to write a chapter about going camping and write in some of the stuff I did in camp, but I'll write in the revenge as best as I can and if anyone can think of a better prank, please tell me and I'll consider changing it.

9/1/03

Guess where we are? We are camping! Yes, we have gone camping to celebrate the end of summer and the beginning of our careers. I still haven't heard from Puddlemere, I think they don't like me. I don't think I made the team. Oliver says they're taking so long cause they're going tryouts all over the U.K.

He said I had gone to the first tryout in London and they had to do one in Wales and Scotland and that I shouldn't be worried. I am.

So anyway, we are camping. We went to the Catskills in America. It apparently rained earlier so I get to watch an installment of Angelina and Alicia try to start a fire. It's really funny cause they're trying to use pine needles. They're both blowing REALLY hard and getting nowhere. I really wish you could see this, I can barely keep a straight face. They look like chipmunks.

Now they're glaring at me cause I have paper. I remind them that using paper is a lot easier but they want to be wilderness girls and use pine needles. Loony if you ask me. I think spending al that time around Gred and Forge is getting to them.

They've been at it for twenty minutes. Alicia went to find birch bark and then came back and admitted she had no idea what it looked like. I was sent to go find some. When I came back the fire was started, I suspect they tore paper out of my journal while I wasn't looking to save their pride. Bloody annoying.

Oh, I forgot to mention I showed a copy of the boys' recordings of our sleepover to Alicia and Angelina. We're going to get revenge tonight. I'm not saying how incase this is taken away from me.

Still laughing. I dive tackled Alicia and starting beating her up. No, I wasn't hurting her or anything, just friendly making sure your friend can't move and gets tickle tortured. Then Alicia yells at Angelina, who is reading, "Angelina! Help me! Together we make a whole black person!" I started cracking up and Angelina and Alicia started tickle torturing me.

Now I must explain about Alicia and Angelina. Angelina is three quarters African and one quarter Irish. Yes, three of her grandparents are descendents of Africans and one is a descendent from Irish people. So we call her three-quarters black. Alicia is one quarter Indian, as in the country, one quarter African, one quarter French and one quarter a whole lot of middle eastern mix. If you put them together, you get one whole black person plus another mixed up person.

It's starting to rain so I'm putting you in the tent. We're going to try to keep the fire going.

We just spent half an hour dancing around the fire trying to keep it going. I was the goddess on air. I kept blowing on it. Alicia was the mistress of ponchos since she went in and wore a raincoat. Angelina was the high priestess on dancing and Fred the god of dancing. George was the god of the wet and Oliver was the master of Wood, he kept putting more on.

So there we were in the pouring rain all dancing and singing about a fire. We were also jumping over it, which is actually a lot of fun. We kept it going for half an hour before it went out. It's so much fun. Then we went mud sliding.

Fred the little bugger kept tackling me and shoving me into the mud. I tracked him down with the help of Angelina and threw him in the mud. VICTORY!

I also did a lot of mud kicking. To do this you have to have a whole lot of mud built up. Then you kick it at unsuspecting people. Unfortunately it goes everywhere and sometimes you end up getting you allies and then they get revenge on you. RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! Sorry, Monty Python.

The rain is starting to clear up but we're going to sleep anyway. Currently we're having tent wars.

"You guys are about as interesting as a baboons' backside!" Alicia just yelled at the boys' tent.

"Look at the spider!" George or maybe Fred yelled back. Alicia has gone hysterical. Did I mention she's arachnophobia? Angelina has gotten her to calm down. I have a feeling the insults will continue for a while. We're not getting revenge tonight, we don't want them to pull a prank on us right back.

9/2/96

At lunch, Fred and George get up and start singing.

"Have you heard Oliver's accent?" Fred sings.

"Yes I've heard Oliver's accent," George replies.

"did you understand a word he meant?" Fred sang.

"Oliver's accent, word he meant tra lala lala lalalalalalalala," they sing together. "Om pa om pa om pa om pa."

Have you heard Katie yell?

Yes I've heard Katie yell.

You can hear her down in hell.

Katie yell, down in hell, tra lala lala lalalalalalalala. Om pa om pa om pa om pa.

Have you Angelina?

Yes I've seen Angelina

She used to be a ballerina

Angelina ballarina. tra lala lala lalalalalalalala. Om pa om pa om pa om pa.

Have you heard Alicia sing?

Yes I've heard Alicia sing

It's got a certain ring

Alicia sing, certain ring. tra lala lala lalalalalalalala. Om pa om pa om pa om pa.

The rest of us had burst out laughing by this time. We were laughing so hard Fred and George decided not to continue in fear of making us laugh ourselves to death, or that's what they claimed.

After that we went swimming. It was a blast, we had water fights and races. There's a Tarzan rope that someone put up near the swimming hole we used. Now I will explain what the Tarzan rope is. The tarzan rope is a rope you swing on from the top of a step or rock into the water. When you are at the highest point over the water, you let go.

We also went to a high cliff and jumped in. It must have been five meters high. We came back to the camp site and I'm currently by the fire writing. Fred has decided this is a perfect time to serenade Anelina and I hear him singing, he can't sing,

L is for the way you look at me

O is for the only one I see

V is very very extra ordinary

E is even more than anybody you adore

Love is all
That I can give to you
Love is more
Than just a game for two
Two in love can make it
Take my heart
And please don't break it
Love was made
For me and you

It's quite funny. Angelina is cooking pizzas over our little camping stove and Oliver is attempting to build a fire now. Though his name is wood, he's very bad at starting fire. He's using magic and it still won't light. I had better go give him a hand before he hurts himself.

9/3/96

BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Success! We pranked the guys and they screamed like girls. First we put a twenty-four hour charm on all their clothes turning them into stylish dresses. Their shoes are high heels. Then we took a page out of the parent trap. Yes I do watch American movies. (I'm talking about the old version.) What? You don't like American films? Why am I arguing with an imaginary persona of a journal? I must be going crazy from hanging out with these loonies.

Anyway, we put string all over so their tent looks like a spider web. We put shaving cream, the REALLY good smelling kind, all over. We wrote, "We see you!" on the sides of the tent. Oh yea, we stashed their wands in the bear bag, which is up in a tree.

When they woke up they screamed like my little cousin. I'm sure one of them starting hyperventilating. We of course started cracking up. We were rolling around on the floor by the time they realized it was only string they were dealing with. Then they saw their clothes.

Right now they're wearing the high heels and not having an easy time of walking around. I don't think I can write anymore, the pen is shaking and making irreadable scribbles and no I don't care if that's not really a word. Bye for now.

Sorry if that's not all that good. I have ideas for the next few chapters but I'm always open to new ideas. I could go on with this story for a while and I'm willing to do so as long you guys keep reading it and giving me ideas. (I have plans for a few years from now.)