Hey! It's you again! I was wondering when you'd be back in my head..

Yes. Well, I'm here, and I'm about to ask you several questions about life in your city. And to sweeten the deal, (pardon the pun), here's a cherry Slurpee. *hands him one*

Thanks! So what're the questions?

First, how is it that you are never caught when you kill mass amounts of people?

How…how did you know?! Wait…you're with the DOG! THE DOG SENT YOU!!! IT KNEW! YOU KNOW!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!

NNY! Please calm down. I am not with a dog. I am merely asking you a simple question.

*goes from crazy eyes to relative, creepy calmness* I honestly don't know. It seems to me that even though the police here try to protect the people, they really aren't doing much on the job except partaking of coffee and doughnuts. Therefore, due to their lack of overseeing the safety of the public, I am never caught.

Well, that IS one of many opinions, but I suppose this one carries more weight because it comes from the culprit himself! What about cheerleaders, Nny? How do you feel about them?

Cheerleader? Cheerleaders?! CHEERLEADERS?!! I CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU'D ASK ME ABOUT THOSE STUCK-UP, RUB-IT-IN-YOUR-FACE-IF-YOU'RE-DIFFERENT, PRIM, PRISSY SACKS OF GARBAGE THAT PAINT THEIR FACES DAILY AND STEP ON OTHER PEOPLE JUST TO BE ABLE TO CLAIM THAT THEYE'RE "BETTER" THAN SOMEONE ELSE! WHO ARE A BLOT ON THE HUMAN RACE AND DELIGHT IN THE FESTERING POT-HOLES OF SELF-VANITY AND SELF-UPLIFTING!!!

Thank you for that…err…interesting view.

This is fun! Ask me more questions!!!

I really don't have any mo-

I don't care! Think of one, and quickly!!!

Uhh…maybe I could wait and get some questions from our listeners out there. Hey, all you sick, deranged people out there! E-mail me if you have a question that you've just been dying to ask Nny here. I'll be waiting! And no, not another issue of this chat will come out until I have a few good questions. Hope to hear you!