Before Scene 8
Link: Hmm, ultimate codes. Super animation. I can do that with coffee! (Link drinks several cups.)
Navi: Link! Don't do that. Hey. Codes? Does that mean our existence has been meaningless?
Link: Hey! Navi, you'll like this one. Shut up Navi!
Navi: No! I mean, um, Sheik kind of forgot to teach us the Prelude of Light. Let's put the cheat for knowing that on. We don't want to let our fans down by getting stuck. In fact, have we even met Sheik?
Link: Um, now we have.
Sheik: [imitates Impa's (Pimply's) accent] I'm Sheik, I had some issues getting disguised. I mean, um, dressed. It's very hard you know.
Navi: Link, I think there's something suspicious about. Well, Sheik doesn't look like, um, Sheik has a gender.
Sheik: I'm a manly woman.
*~Link and Sheik precede to make out~*
Link: She's definitely a girl.
Navi: There's something fishy about her though.
Link: I had a fishy in a bottle once. I think Jabu Jabu ate it though.
Navi: We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple!
Link: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! ALL RIGHT!
Scene 8 In Da Fire Temple
*~Link and Navi enter fire temple~*
Navi: Link! LOOK OUT FOR THE FIRE BATS!!
Link: What fire bats-ARRRGH!
*~Link and Navi enter unlocked door~*
Darunia: (in a gravelly old man voice) Link.its been so long, boy.Where have you been for these seven years? I'd like to have a man to man talk with you.but
Link: But what?
Darunia: Your wearing green tights.
Link: very TIGHT tights.
Darunia: Gannondorf is going to feed rock candy-I mean my people- to an evil dragon.
Link: I LIKE rock candy!
Darunia: Are your tights too tight, Link?
Darunia: We need to drop the hammer on Gannondorf..if only we had it!
Darunia: I'm asking you to help me as my swearing, I mean sworn brother.
Link: @#$@#$@#$@! Find your own f#@#$#@ hammer.
Darunia: Save my rock candy, I mean people! The candy, I mean prisoners cells are in the opposite direction. I am counting on you Link! 1 2 3 4 5 ( Darunia continues to count on fingers)
*~Link stalks away muttering "hard headed old @@#$%@#$@%$@#"~*
Navi: You wouldn't be so grouchy if you would trade those tights for some pants!
*~They go and free all of the rock candy.~*
Navi: Finally! We reached the enemy!
Link: Finally! You can shut the @#@#$@$@# up!
*~Beats enemy~*
Navi: Oooohh.. The mountain exploded.
*~In the temple of sages~*
Darunia: Thank you swearing, um sworn brother for saving my rock candy from melting! Even though you wear tights, I guess you're a real man.
Link: I'm a real man! Football! Ooh Ooh hoo!
Darunia: I'm the grandfather, erm, Sage of Fire. Isn't that funny. This must be destiny! I feel suddenly religious, like a bishop or something. I'm the Pope of Fire Man! I'm no longer a cannibal, I mean rock candy eater. Nothing has made me happier than seeing a man brave enough to wear tights while sealing evil away. Now, take this Fiery Love Medallion. And win yourself a nice goron girl, perhaps my niece.
Link: Erm, thank you I guess, but I've already got, erm, a few girlfriends.
*~Link gets Fiery Love Medallion~*
Navi: Let's go to the water temple now.
Link: Nope, I'm going to eat potato chips, watch football, and read more about this code thing.
Navi: Link!
Link: All right!
And so ends Scene 8
Link: Hmm, ultimate codes. Super animation. I can do that with coffee! (Link drinks several cups.)
Navi: Link! Don't do that. Hey. Codes? Does that mean our existence has been meaningless?
Link: Hey! Navi, you'll like this one. Shut up Navi!
Navi: No! I mean, um, Sheik kind of forgot to teach us the Prelude of Light. Let's put the cheat for knowing that on. We don't want to let our fans down by getting stuck. In fact, have we even met Sheik?
Link: Um, now we have.
Sheik: [imitates Impa's (Pimply's) accent] I'm Sheik, I had some issues getting disguised. I mean, um, dressed. It's very hard you know.
Navi: Link, I think there's something suspicious about. Well, Sheik doesn't look like, um, Sheik has a gender.
Sheik: I'm a manly woman.
*~Link and Sheik precede to make out~*
Link: She's definitely a girl.
Navi: There's something fishy about her though.
Link: I had a fishy in a bottle once. I think Jabu Jabu ate it though.
Navi: We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple! We need to go to the fire temple!
Link: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! ALL RIGHT!
Scene 8 In Da Fire Temple
*~Link and Navi enter fire temple~*
Navi: Link! LOOK OUT FOR THE FIRE BATS!!
Link: What fire bats-ARRRGH!
*~Link and Navi enter unlocked door~*
Darunia: (in a gravelly old man voice) Link.its been so long, boy.Where have you been for these seven years? I'd like to have a man to man talk with you.but
Link: But what?
Darunia: Your wearing green tights.
Link: very TIGHT tights.
Darunia: Gannondorf is going to feed rock candy-I mean my people- to an evil dragon.
Link: I LIKE rock candy!
Darunia: Are your tights too tight, Link?
Darunia: We need to drop the hammer on Gannondorf..if only we had it!
Darunia: I'm asking you to help me as my swearing, I mean sworn brother.
Link: @#$@#$@#$@! Find your own f#@#$#@ hammer.
Darunia: Save my rock candy, I mean people! The candy, I mean prisoners cells are in the opposite direction. I am counting on you Link! 1 2 3 4 5 ( Darunia continues to count on fingers)
*~Link stalks away muttering "hard headed old @@#$%@#$@%$@#"~*
Navi: You wouldn't be so grouchy if you would trade those tights for some pants!
*~They go and free all of the rock candy.~*
Navi: Finally! We reached the enemy!
Link: Finally! You can shut the @#@#$@$@# up!
*~Beats enemy~*
Navi: Oooohh.. The mountain exploded.
*~In the temple of sages~*
Darunia: Thank you swearing, um sworn brother for saving my rock candy from melting! Even though you wear tights, I guess you're a real man.
Link: I'm a real man! Football! Ooh Ooh hoo!
Darunia: I'm the grandfather, erm, Sage of Fire. Isn't that funny. This must be destiny! I feel suddenly religious, like a bishop or something. I'm the Pope of Fire Man! I'm no longer a cannibal, I mean rock candy eater. Nothing has made me happier than seeing a man brave enough to wear tights while sealing evil away. Now, take this Fiery Love Medallion. And win yourself a nice goron girl, perhaps my niece.
Link: Erm, thank you I guess, but I've already got, erm, a few girlfriends.
*~Link gets Fiery Love Medallion~*
Navi: Let's go to the water temple now.
Link: Nope, I'm going to eat potato chips, watch football, and read more about this code thing.
Navi: Link!
Link: All right!
And so ends Scene 8
