The Adventures of Harry and Cho

By:Ben Moody

Disclaimer: I do not own anything and never will. (BOO-HOO) J.K Rowling owns it all. Personal Note: I'm not very good at naming my pieces so they all will probably be named The Adventures of Harry and Cho.

It is after class and Harry and Cho are talking.

"Harry, I have something to tell you. It may suprise you."

"Ooo. I like suprises! What is it? Is it for me?"

"No Harry, it is not for you. Its for me. I'm coming out."

"Coming out of what? Are you changing classes? Are you leaving Hogwarts? No don't leave me! Who will dress me? Who will think for me!"

"No Harry, I'm not leaving you. I..." She sighs. " I'm gay Harry. Do you understand?"

"Yes I do."

"Good. That is relieving. I thought you would be upset."

"Why would I be? You are happy about something. What is it?"

"God Harry you stupid fuck! I'm a lesbian! I'm off! I like girls!"

"Oh. Can I be a lesbian too? I like girls."

"No you can't Harry. You have to be a girl to be a lesbian. Good bye Harry."

She walks away. The next day...

"Hi Cho!"

"Do I know you?"

"Yes it's me Harry. I found a spell that changes me into a girl. But it does not last long."

"Well I do like girls. I guess it works for me."

She kisses him, or her, and they walk hand in hand down the hall.