A/N: ok. I know I said that I wasn't going to update until I got 5 reviews, but well this story is too much fun to write… so yeah. At first I was just writing 'cause I thought it would be funny. Now, I'm writing for myself. So, here's the first chapter.  Hope you enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters from LOTR. If I did own LOTR then I would steal the hobbits so I would always be tall. (well if I owned them, I wouldn't have to steal them… I would make sure they were always around… yeah that's it)

"Talking"   ::action:: ~thinking~  (author's note)

You're as Short as a Hobbit

Chapter 1

By Stellamucca

            Frodo was walking through the woods with Sam when suddenly a stick flew out of nowhere and hit him in the head.

            "Oww! Sam, why did you throw a stick at me? Frodo asked rubbing his head.

            "I didn't throw no stick, Mr. Frodo, honest I didn't," Sam said.

            As soon as he finished speaking, five people were thrown out in front of them and landed on the ground.

            "Ow… that hurt," Malice said as she stood up, not noticing the two hobbits that had very confused looks on they're faces.

            Phillip stood and brushed the dirt off his pants, "Where are we?" he asked.

            "You're in the Shire," Frodo stated.

            "Who said that?" Phillip looked around but failed to see the hobbit that stood over a foot shorter than he did.

            Katie stood up and turned toward the direction from where the voice came and squeaked, "A Hobbit!"  She ran over to Frodo.  "Hi! I'm Katie. You're Frodo aren't you?"

            "Umm… yes. My name is Frodo, but how did you know?" he asked, more confused than he had been to begin with.

            "Oh, I guessed," Katie lied, not wanting to tell him he was in a book.

            Kassi looked around, "hey, what happened to Lindz?" she asked the other four.

            "I dunno."

            "Haven't seen her since you both said 'Na'."

            "I ate 'er?"

            "Maybe she got left behind."

            "Hmm… maybe. Oh well."  Kassi said as she helped Jen up.

            "Well, we need to get going," Frodo said as he started walking, "Come on, Sam."

            "Wait, Frodo," Malice said.  "Can we come with you?"

            Frodo looked at the five people standing there.  They were all taller than him, however one was only slightly taller then he.  All were wearing very odd clothing, and one of them had purple hair.  "I don't even know your names, with the exception of Katie."

            "I'm Alice."

            "I'm Phillip."

            "My name's Jen."

            "Kassi."

            "Well, I still don't really know who you are," Frodo hesitated, "but I suppose you may come with us."  ~Maybe Gandalf will know where these odd people came from.~

            "Yay! Hobbits!"  Katie shouted and hugged them.  ~Finally someone shorter than me~

            Frodo and Sam looked at each other and then at the group of humans in front of them.  ~I don't think Frodo aught to have let them come with us.  They are very odd humans.~  Sam thought to himself.

            "Alright come on then," Frodo said as he readjusted his pack and began walking.

            The five tag-alongs followed the two hobbits through the woods quietly for a short while.  The woods were peaceful and quiet until suddenly Kassi spoke up, "Where are we going anyways?"

            "To Bree," Jen said, receiving an odd look from the hobbits.

            "To the Inn of the Prancing Pony," Malice said, the Halflings looking even more confused.

            "To meet Gandalf," Katie added.

            Frodo looked at the three curiously, "How did you know?"

            "We uhh…" Katie began.

            "We guessed," Alice quickly said.

            Frodo looked at her in disbelief, "You are good guessers," he stated.

            They walked for some time, Frodo and Sam quietly talking to each other, and their five companions joking and being stupid as they always did, when suddenly they realized they were in a cornfield.  It was very difficult to remain together and soon Frodo and Sam were separated.

            Sam began to worry, "Mr. Frodo! Mr. Frodo!" he shouted frantically trying to find his master.

            Frodo stepped out of the corn where Sam was.  "What is it, Sam?" he asked, at that time the five teens walked up behind them.

            "My Precciousss…" Kassi hissed in Frodo's ear.

            "Ahh! Gollum!"  Frodo shouted turning around as fast as he could. Kassi laughed evilly as Frodo tried to catch his breath from being scared.

            Frodo glared at the girl, "Come on, Sam."  They began walking, closely followed by the teens.

            Suddenly two younger hobbits appeared from the corn, running into Frodo and Sam, knocking them to the ground.

            The youngest hobbit looked down at ho he had run into and then over at the hobbit he had been with, "Look, Merry. It's Frodo Baggins."

            "Hello, Frodo," the hobbit on top of Sam said as he was pushed off.

            "Get off him," Sam said pushing the Halfling off his master and helping him up, "are you alright, Mr. Frodo?"

            "Yes, Sam, I'm fine." Frodo replied as he brushed the dirt off him.

            "Merry! Pip!" Katie squealed. ~ More short people! I'm Tall!~  She ran over and hugged the confused hobbits.

            "Who are they?" Pip asked with his awesome accent.

            "We found them," Frodo replied.

            Merry bent down to pick up the vegetables he dropped, and handed then to Alice who was standing nearby. "Hold these." He said bending down to gather the rest.

            Sam looked at Merry and Pip, who were both holding a pile of vegetables. "You've been into farmer Maggot's crop!" he shouted as the sound of dogs barking and an angry farmer grew closer.

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yeah I know this chap. didn't really have a good ending but I just stopped where I stopped writing today.  Ok as of now, I plan to update regularly like every day, every other day. Whatever. Just depends on how much I write each day. Hope you enjoyed! Please review!