Yu-Gi-Oh! Takes a road trip.

Author: Okay.yeah.I feel kinda dumb for writing this.but oh well.

Marik: you feel dumb?

Author: shut up! Marik.do the Disclaimer and introduce the next chapter before I do something really bad to you.

Marik: Name your worst!

Author gets out a notebook full of ways to torture an evil person.

Author:(looks at page 67 at random) Oh.that's good.how would you like to appear in the hit show.Vegetales... I'm sure some nice vegetables would like to have you on the show.maybe when they make a second movie.you can star. Sound good.

Marik: Never!

Author: Try me! (Cackles manically)

Marik: And I thought I had an evil laugh

Disclaimer: this asshole doesn't own any of these characters.

Author: DIE!!!!

Marik: Okay..now.on with the first chapter!

Chapter 1

(doorbell rings)

Yugi: Seto?

Seto: yeah.

Tea: What is he doing here?

Joey: Probably wanting to duel Yugi again!

Seto: At least I'm not here to find a dog's ass to sniff!

Joey glares at Seto

Seto: Me and Mokuba are going on a vacation, and he insisted that I invite you guys. Tea: Sure.we'd love to go.

All: Sure!

Seto: Fine.I expect you all to be at Kaiba Corp. headquarters packed.

Yugi: Kay.cant wait.

The next day.

Joey: What the hell did you pack in all this crap?!

Tea: Umm.yeah.I chose to pack all my smiley face clothes.just in case. I chose to under pack this time.

Joey: You call 14 bags under packing?!

Tea: So who wants to be a gentleman and carry my bags?

Mokuba: Umm.would you believe me if I said I wasn't a man?

Tea: No.^_^

Mokuba: Umm.I have to use the bathroom. (runs off)

Joey: Same here! (runs off)

Ryou: I'm after Joey! (runs off)

Seto: I'm busy. (runs off)

Tea: with what?!

Seto: I am running a company.

Mai: I'm no man.

Bakura: I'm too evil!

Pegasus: Umm.I gotta look for more wine and cheese! (runs off)

Tristan and Duke: We'll help! (runs after him)

Tea: Fine.(carries her bags to the huge van)

About 30 minutes later.everyone is in the van.

Seto: Okay.I'm driving

Pegasus: No I'm driving.

Seto: Uh.no I'm driving!

Pegasus: I'm gonna sing the Funny Bunny theme song the whole way there!

Seto: Fine you drive!

Joey: Why is he here?

Seto: He offered me 100 grand.

Mai: I love that Candy Bar!

Seto: Not that Dumbass.

Mai: Oh.

Yugi: So what are we listening to?

Joey: My neck My back!

Mai: Milkshake

Tristan: Candy from Dance Dance Revolutions!( I love that song.but its hard to do on the game)

All stare

Pegasus: I'm putting in Linkin Park!

Seto: As gay as you are.I would've thought you would suggest something like country.

Pegasus: I'm not gay Kaiba-boy! I have a wife dumbass.

Seto: Uh-huh.

Mai: 99 bottle of beer on the wall.

Bakura: For the love of Ra!!!! Shut the hell up!!!!

Yami joins in.

Bakura: Will someone shut them up?!

Ryou joins in.

Bakura: don't you even start.I live inside you.I'll screw your mind up from the inside and take your body for my own!

Ryou stops.

Pegasus: Screw Linkin Park!

Everyone but Seto, Ryou and Bakura joins in.

Bakura: Too.much.happiness! (dies)

Ryou: Oh well.