Chapter 2
After actually finishing 99 bottles of Beer, they come to a fork in the road that they are driving on.
Pegasus: Which way?
Seto: left
Mai: right
Yugi: right
Ryou: left
Joey: Beans!
All stare at Joey
Pegasus: Look on the damned map!
Seto: it says go left.
Pegasus: (turns left) you'd better be right Kaiba-boy.
As they continue on the path, they run into a darkness that covers the sky, a lightning storm begins and they hear an evil voice cackle every once in a while.
Tea: umm. guys, I don't think we're in Domino anymore..
Bakura: No shit! We left Domino like. 60 miles ago you dumb bitch!
Mai: I resent that strongly!
All stare at Mai.
Voice: (cackles manically) Now you've stumbled onto my land!
Yami: I recognize that voice. it's the evil gay overlord who rules the gay restaurant known as Pee Wee Paradise. It's Pee Wee Herman you guys!
Seto: How do you know that?
Pee Wee: Wad up Yami-cans?!
Yami: I think we should leave.
Pegasus: You did get us lost you funny bunny wannabe!
All stare at Pegasus.
Pee Wee: still laughing.
Bakura: will someone shut him the hell up?!
Lightning hits Bakura
Bakura dies
Pegasus: everyone! Back in the car!
They drive off
One hour later.
Mai: I cant believe Kaiba had the map upside down and got us lost.
Joey: Yeah. he's a pretty big dumbass huh?
Seto: Screw all of you guys!!!!
Pegasus: Okay. we're at another fork in the road.
Mokuba: what is up with the word "the"
Joey: What's the little shit talkin bout now?
Mokuba: Grow some balls asshole!
Joey glares at Mokuba
Mokuba: You guys keep saying a fork in 'the' road. So wouldn't you use the word 'a'? it sounds like you know the road.
Seto: I smell an English lesson coming
Author: So do I. oh well. I'm an English freak. I actually like my English class.
Ryou: But we're only talking about one road. The subject is road and the words 'the' and 'a' are both articles.
Mokuba: what's that got to do with anything?
Yugi: What Ryou is trying to say. is the word 'a' would be referring a road. Well. it can be any road. When you say 'the'. you'll most likely think about the road we're on.
Bakura: Wait! The subject isn't road. its fork. road is the Direct Object!
Yugi: So what?
They continue their English conversation completely neglecting the fork in the road.
Seto: (thinking) Just why did I invite these Idiots?!
Pegasus: (thinking) Boy. I wanna drink some wine and cheese right now. funny bunny is on in about an hour.
Seto: OKAY! EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!!
Everyone in the back is completely strangling each other.
Pegasus: I.. smell. wine!!!! (goes right)
Seto: Oh here's the map. it says we should've went left.oh shit. that cant be good.
Pegasus: WINE! WINE! WINE!!
Police officer: Pull over now!
Pegasus: (begins crying) I want wine.
Officer takes off it's helmet.
Yami: No way. Its you?! **************************************************************************** *** Author: who do you think it is?
Marik: How much do I care is the real question.
Author gets out a butcher knife
Marik: this isn't gonna go well..
After actually finishing 99 bottles of Beer, they come to a fork in the road that they are driving on.
Pegasus: Which way?
Seto: left
Mai: right
Yugi: right
Ryou: left
Joey: Beans!
All stare at Joey
Pegasus: Look on the damned map!
Seto: it says go left.
Pegasus: (turns left) you'd better be right Kaiba-boy.
As they continue on the path, they run into a darkness that covers the sky, a lightning storm begins and they hear an evil voice cackle every once in a while.
Tea: umm. guys, I don't think we're in Domino anymore..
Bakura: No shit! We left Domino like. 60 miles ago you dumb bitch!
Mai: I resent that strongly!
All stare at Mai.
Voice: (cackles manically) Now you've stumbled onto my land!
Yami: I recognize that voice. it's the evil gay overlord who rules the gay restaurant known as Pee Wee Paradise. It's Pee Wee Herman you guys!
Seto: How do you know that?
Pee Wee: Wad up Yami-cans?!
Yami: I think we should leave.
Pegasus: You did get us lost you funny bunny wannabe!
All stare at Pegasus.
Pee Wee: still laughing.
Bakura: will someone shut him the hell up?!
Lightning hits Bakura
Bakura dies
Pegasus: everyone! Back in the car!
They drive off
One hour later.
Mai: I cant believe Kaiba had the map upside down and got us lost.
Joey: Yeah. he's a pretty big dumbass huh?
Seto: Screw all of you guys!!!!
Pegasus: Okay. we're at another fork in the road.
Mokuba: what is up with the word "the"
Joey: What's the little shit talkin bout now?
Mokuba: Grow some balls asshole!
Joey glares at Mokuba
Mokuba: You guys keep saying a fork in 'the' road. So wouldn't you use the word 'a'? it sounds like you know the road.
Seto: I smell an English lesson coming
Author: So do I. oh well. I'm an English freak. I actually like my English class.
Ryou: But we're only talking about one road. The subject is road and the words 'the' and 'a' are both articles.
Mokuba: what's that got to do with anything?
Yugi: What Ryou is trying to say. is the word 'a' would be referring a road. Well. it can be any road. When you say 'the'. you'll most likely think about the road we're on.
Bakura: Wait! The subject isn't road. its fork. road is the Direct Object!
Yugi: So what?
They continue their English conversation completely neglecting the fork in the road.
Seto: (thinking) Just why did I invite these Idiots?!
Pegasus: (thinking) Boy. I wanna drink some wine and cheese right now. funny bunny is on in about an hour.
Seto: OKAY! EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!!
Everyone in the back is completely strangling each other.
Pegasus: I.. smell. wine!!!! (goes right)
Seto: Oh here's the map. it says we should've went left.oh shit. that cant be good.
Pegasus: WINE! WINE! WINE!!
Police officer: Pull over now!
Pegasus: (begins crying) I want wine.
Officer takes off it's helmet.
Yami: No way. Its you?! **************************************************************************** *** Author: who do you think it is?
Marik: How much do I care is the real question.
Author gets out a butcher knife
Marik: this isn't gonna go well..
