Chapter 2

After actually finishing 99 bottles of Beer, they come to a fork in the road that they are driving on.

Pegasus: Which way?

Seto: left

Mai: right

Yugi: right

Ryou: left

Joey: Beans!

All stare at Joey

Pegasus: Look on the damned map!

Seto: it says go left.

Pegasus: (turns left) you'd better be right Kaiba-boy.

As they continue on the path, they run into a darkness that covers the sky, a lightning storm begins and they hear an evil voice cackle every once in a while.

Tea: umm. guys, I don't think we're in Domino anymore..

Bakura: No shit! We left Domino like. 60 miles ago you dumb bitch!

Mai: I resent that strongly!

All stare at Mai.

Voice: (cackles manically) Now you've stumbled onto my land!

Yami: I recognize that voice. it's the evil gay overlord who rules the gay restaurant known as Pee Wee Paradise. It's Pee Wee Herman you guys!

Seto: How do you know that?

Pee Wee: Wad up Yami-cans?!

Yami: I think we should leave.

Pegasus: You did get us lost you funny bunny wannabe!

All stare at Pegasus.

Pee Wee: still laughing.

Bakura: will someone shut him the hell up?!

Lightning hits Bakura

Bakura dies

Pegasus: everyone! Back in the car!

They drive off

One hour later.

Mai: I cant believe Kaiba had the map upside down and got us lost.

Joey: Yeah. he's a pretty big dumbass huh?

Seto: Screw all of you guys!!!!

Pegasus: Okay. we're at another fork in the road.

Mokuba: what is up with the word "the"

Joey: What's the little shit talkin bout now?

Mokuba: Grow some balls asshole!

Joey glares at Mokuba

Mokuba: You guys keep saying a fork in 'the' road. So wouldn't you use the word 'a'? it sounds like you know the road.

Seto: I smell an English lesson coming

Author: So do I. oh well. I'm an English freak. I actually like my English class.

Ryou: But we're only talking about one road. The subject is road and the words 'the' and 'a' are both articles.

Mokuba: what's that got to do with anything?

Yugi: What Ryou is trying to say. is the word 'a' would be referring a road. Well. it can be any road. When you say 'the'. you'll most likely think about the road we're on.

Bakura: Wait! The subject isn't road. its fork. road is the Direct Object!

Yugi: So what?

They continue their English conversation completely neglecting the fork in the road.

Seto: (thinking) Just why did I invite these Idiots?!

Pegasus: (thinking) Boy. I wanna drink some wine and cheese right now. funny bunny is on in about an hour.

Seto: OKAY! EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!!

Everyone in the back is completely strangling each other.

Pegasus: I.. smell. wine!!!! (goes right)

Seto: Oh here's the map. it says we should've went left.oh shit. that cant be good.

Pegasus: WINE! WINE! WINE!!

Police officer: Pull over now!

Pegasus: (begins crying) I want wine.

Officer takes off it's helmet.

Yami: No way. Its you?! **************************************************************************** *** Author: who do you think it is?

Marik: How much do I care is the real question.

Author gets out a butcher knife

Marik: this isn't gonna go well..