Author: Okay.I havent been able to post for awhile because my computer
hates me to death. but I'm back so.Im thinking its time for chapter 3.for
all those who like my story thus far. and who want to know who the officer
is.maybe the Disclaimer might give you a hint.
Marik: I don't want to do it.
Author: overruled. Marik.you shouldve stayed outta sight until the story started. I see why you couldn't be pharaoh.
Marik: Whatever! That stupid Yami doesn't have s*** on me!
Author: why are you being bleeped out? This is PG13 so you can pretty much say what you want.just to a certain extent..
Marik: well gee.I wonder why.why don't we ask the dumb*** who is writing this story..
Author: Marik.youre in my hands now.so I'd suggest you watch your tounge.
Marik: Oh I'm shaking.
Author: Lets just get this over with.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters from Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Inuyasha.
Chapter 3
Yami: No way.its you?
Miroku: Do you know how fast you were going there sir?
Pegasus: Well.in funny bunny mileage, about 600 kilohops screwtum.(sorry.had to come up with something)
Miroku: I mean in normal.did you say funny bunny?!
Pegasus: yes that's my favorite cartoon. ^_^
Miroku: Yes! Next to women, Funny Bunny is the best thing ever!
Pegasus: Oh yes!
Bakura: Oh for the love of Ra! Can we get going plz?!
Seto: Why don't you stay dead?!
Ryou: As long as im alive.I choose when he comes back.
Mai: But I thought you didn't like him..
Ryou: I don't.
Yami: then why do you keep bringing him back?
Seto: I Think intelligence is a factor in the answer.
Ryou: I think he's cute.
Seto: O_o never mind.
Joey: So youre gay?
Ryou: No.
Tristan: But you said he was cute.
Ryou: Yes.he's cute.
Duke: So then youre gay.
Ryou: No.
Tristan: Yes.
Ryou: No. I'm not gay.
Serenity: Just go along with it. Personally I think gay people are sexy.
Tristan and Duke: Oh really? ^_^
Seto: I don't like where this is going.
Miroku and Pegasus continue their funny bunny conversation. Duke and Tristan get Duke's portable t.v. out and watch Queer Eye for the Straight guy, and Seto and everyone else is getting extremely irritated.
2 hours later
Pegasus: Oh!!! Did you see that one episode where they.
Seto: That's it! Dammit! Are we getting a ticket?!
Duke: I'll give you a ticket to my pants.
All stare
Tristan: y'all need to settle down you silly goose! (rubs Yugi's arm)
Yugi: No!!!! (Jumps out the window)
Seto: I've had enough of you freaks!
Mai: Can we get this show on the road?
Pegasus: Whatever.
Miroku: You know, just forget the ticket.
Pegasus: Well thanks!
Miroku drives off.
Pegasus: Well its nice to know that not all cops are assholes. (starts driving)
Yugi pops back up.
Seto: Uh.we need to get back on the road.
Tristan: Why don't you get on my road (rubbing Seto)
Seto knocks Tristan out.
Duke: Like ohmygawd! He is so not cool.
Joey: So where are we surposed to be going anyway?
Seto: Florida. nice Paradise Resort.
Yami: nice.
Joey: Probably cus you wanna see yer old friend pee wee..
Ryou: He's scary.
Bakura: He's an ass. He killed me.
Seto: Maybe that was the best thing.
Tea: Kaiba! Why do you hate everyone? Youll be happier if you had friends..
Seto: Oh no. here we go.
Tea: I don't get it. When you have friends to help you and back you up whenever you need help or youre in trouble.you can do almost.(gets cut off)
Joey: Save it for Oprah!
Ryou: isn't the author planning to kill her in one of his future stories?
Joey: Oh yeah.
Seto: Dumbass.
Mai: I'm with Joey.I don't wanna hear any friendship speeches today.
Tea: I have the right to freedom of speech!
Everyone else: Not in this car!!!!
Tea: Yes I do!
30 minutes later, Tea is tied up and gaged.and they are at a gas station.
Author: well.there you go.I have a lot more in store for this story. R&R
Marik: I don't want to do it.
Author: overruled. Marik.you shouldve stayed outta sight until the story started. I see why you couldn't be pharaoh.
Marik: Whatever! That stupid Yami doesn't have s*** on me!
Author: why are you being bleeped out? This is PG13 so you can pretty much say what you want.just to a certain extent..
Marik: well gee.I wonder why.why don't we ask the dumb*** who is writing this story..
Author: Marik.youre in my hands now.so I'd suggest you watch your tounge.
Marik: Oh I'm shaking.
Author: Lets just get this over with.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters from Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Inuyasha.
Chapter 3
Yami: No way.its you?
Miroku: Do you know how fast you were going there sir?
Pegasus: Well.in funny bunny mileage, about 600 kilohops screwtum.(sorry.had to come up with something)
Miroku: I mean in normal.did you say funny bunny?!
Pegasus: yes that's my favorite cartoon. ^_^
Miroku: Yes! Next to women, Funny Bunny is the best thing ever!
Pegasus: Oh yes!
Bakura: Oh for the love of Ra! Can we get going plz?!
Seto: Why don't you stay dead?!
Ryou: As long as im alive.I choose when he comes back.
Mai: But I thought you didn't like him..
Ryou: I don't.
Yami: then why do you keep bringing him back?
Seto: I Think intelligence is a factor in the answer.
Ryou: I think he's cute.
Seto: O_o never mind.
Joey: So youre gay?
Ryou: No.
Tristan: But you said he was cute.
Ryou: Yes.he's cute.
Duke: So then youre gay.
Ryou: No.
Tristan: Yes.
Ryou: No. I'm not gay.
Serenity: Just go along with it. Personally I think gay people are sexy.
Tristan and Duke: Oh really? ^_^
Seto: I don't like where this is going.
Miroku and Pegasus continue their funny bunny conversation. Duke and Tristan get Duke's portable t.v. out and watch Queer Eye for the Straight guy, and Seto and everyone else is getting extremely irritated.
2 hours later
Pegasus: Oh!!! Did you see that one episode where they.
Seto: That's it! Dammit! Are we getting a ticket?!
Duke: I'll give you a ticket to my pants.
All stare
Tristan: y'all need to settle down you silly goose! (rubs Yugi's arm)
Yugi: No!!!! (Jumps out the window)
Seto: I've had enough of you freaks!
Mai: Can we get this show on the road?
Pegasus: Whatever.
Miroku: You know, just forget the ticket.
Pegasus: Well thanks!
Miroku drives off.
Pegasus: Well its nice to know that not all cops are assholes. (starts driving)
Yugi pops back up.
Seto: Uh.we need to get back on the road.
Tristan: Why don't you get on my road (rubbing Seto)
Seto knocks Tristan out.
Duke: Like ohmygawd! He is so not cool.
Joey: So where are we surposed to be going anyway?
Seto: Florida. nice Paradise Resort.
Yami: nice.
Joey: Probably cus you wanna see yer old friend pee wee..
Ryou: He's scary.
Bakura: He's an ass. He killed me.
Seto: Maybe that was the best thing.
Tea: Kaiba! Why do you hate everyone? Youll be happier if you had friends..
Seto: Oh no. here we go.
Tea: I don't get it. When you have friends to help you and back you up whenever you need help or youre in trouble.you can do almost.(gets cut off)
Joey: Save it for Oprah!
Ryou: isn't the author planning to kill her in one of his future stories?
Joey: Oh yeah.
Seto: Dumbass.
Mai: I'm with Joey.I don't wanna hear any friendship speeches today.
Tea: I have the right to freedom of speech!
Everyone else: Not in this car!!!!
Tea: Yes I do!
30 minutes later, Tea is tied up and gaged.and they are at a gas station.
Author: well.there you go.I have a lot more in store for this story. R&R
