Ghostface vs. Ash
Sidney is watching
TV and the phone rings. Sidney picks up the phone.
Sidney:
Hello.
Voice: Do you like scary movies?
Sidney: Uh.
Yeah.
Voice: Which one is your favorite?
Sidney: Uh. I like
Evil Dead the most.
Voice: Good choice. Uh, listen. There's a guy
outside you window. Do you see him? Can't miss him he's wearing a
ghost mask.
Sidney looks out the window and sees a ghost
mask.
Sidney: Yes. Why?
Voice: Just wondering.
Sidney:
Hmmm. Wonder what that was about.
Phone rings again.
Sidney picks the phone up.
Sidney: Hello.
Voice: Do you
like scary movies?
Sidney: OH! Didn't you just call me?
Voice:
I'm gonna kill you!
Sidney drops the phone and screams.
The Ghostface jumps through the window and runs after Sidney.
Sidney runs for the front door. As she is about to reach the door,
a chainsaw blade comes through the door and Ash kicks the door
in.
Ash: GO! GO! Run outside!
Sidney runs outside
and the Ghostface runs around the corner right into the barrel of
Ash's boomstick.
Ash: Time for you to scream.
Ash
shoots the Ghostface in the head, killing him instantly.
Ash:
The first one was kinda scary, but the third one! Whoa! That was
retarded.
Ash puts his boomstick back into its holster and
crosses the Ghostface's name off a list. Ash jumps into his yellow
Oldsmobile and drives down the driveway to kill his next target.
