Tooth Fairy vs. Ash
Kyle Walsh is
sitting in a room by himself with a flashlight on his face. The Tooth
Fairy is flying around the room trying to kill him.
Kyle: I
thought I killed you! How did you come back!?
Voice: Son, they
always come back. And I'm the man to stop them from coming back.
Ash turns on a flashlight to show his face.
Ash: They never
die. It's weird.
Ash still hasn't looked at the Fairy's
face. He loads his shotgun and starts his chainsaw.
Ash: YO!
She-Bitch! LET'S GO!
The Fairy looks at Ash and starts
coming at him. Ash simply turns on the light and the Fairy bursts
into flames.
Ash: Groovy.
Kyle gets up to thank
Ash.
Kyle: How did you do that?
Ash: Well. It takes a lot
of sense. If there is a monster that is allergic to light, turn the
lights on. Are you people crazy or something? If I heard the story of
a woman that kills children, I'd move out of this town. I'm that kind
of guy.
Ash takes out the list and marks the Tooth Fairy's
name off. He gathers his things and goes on to take on his next
opponent.
