Leatherface vs. Ash
Leatherface is
chasing a girl through a cornfield. The girl gets away from
Leatherface and jumps into the back of a pick-up truck and rides
away.
Girl: NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Leatherface spins
around in circles while revving up his chainsaw.
Voice: What
the hell are you doing?
Leatherface turns around to see
who it is.
Ash: Are you a dancer? Psycho dancer? Weird.
Leatherface faces Ash. They look at each other. Tumble weed rolls
in between them.
Ash: There's only room for one vigilante who
uses a chainsaw. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?
Leatherface
revs up his chainsaw. Ash does the same.
Ash: DRAW!
Leatherface runs at Ash with his chainsaw in the air. Ash simply
pulls out his boomstick and shoots him in the face. Ash smiles.
Ash:
I fight dirty.
Ash crosses Leatherface's name off the list
and walks up to Leatherface's lifeless body.
Ash: Hail to the
king.
Ash opens the door to his yellow Delta 88 and drives
back home to Dearborn.
Ash: It's over.
