Leatherface vs. Ash

Leatherface is chasing a girl through a cornfield. The girl gets away from Leatherface and jumps into the back of a pick-up truck and rides away.
Girl: NOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Leatherface spins around in circles while revving up his chainsaw.
Voice: What the hell are you doing?

Leatherface turns around to see who it is.
Ash: Are you a dancer? Psycho dancer? Weird.

Leatherface faces Ash. They look at each other. Tumble weed rolls in between them.
Ash: There's only room for one vigilante who uses a chainsaw. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?

Leatherface revs up his chainsaw. Ash does the same.
Ash: DRAW!

Leatherface runs at Ash with his chainsaw in the air. Ash simply pulls out his boomstick and shoots him in the face. Ash smiles.
Ash: I fight dirty.

Ash crosses Leatherface's name off the list and walks up to Leatherface's lifeless body.
Ash: Hail to the king.

Ash opens the door to his yellow Delta 88 and drives back home to Dearborn.
Ash: It's over.