Ashes 2 Ashes

Ash wakes up, gets out of bed, and walks into the bathroom.

Ash: Uhhhh...

Ash looks into the mirror and sees his reflection.

Ash: Shop smart. Shop S-MART. I hate saying that.

Ash looks down to brush his teeth, but his reflection stays the same. The reflection has an evil look in his eyes. Ash looks back up at the reflection and looks at it weird. The reflection jumps out of the mirror and starts choking Ash.

Evil Ash: Hi! Remember me?

Evil Ash throws Good Ash and pulls himself out of the mirror. Ash runs into the kitchen to get his chainsaw.

Ash: I thought I killed you!!!

Evil Ash: You thought wrong! Come here!

Ash grabs his chainsaw and starts it up.

Ash: COME ON!

Evil Ash: Chainsaw! You wimp! Why don't we fight with our bare hands!? HUH!?

Ash: Alright...

Ash stabs Evil Ash in the waist with his chainsaw.

Evil Ash (in pain): That's not your hand!!!

Ash: I have a chainsaw hand! Remember!?

Ash cuts Evil Ash in half. Blood splatters all over Ash's face.

Ash: OH YEAH!

Ash walks out the door.


Ash: You've done it know.

Ash walks off and gets into his yellow Delta 88 and heads out of town to fight his next opponent.