Ashes 2 Ashes
Ash wakes up, gets
out of bed, and walks into the bathroom.
Ash: Uhhhh...
Ash looks into the mirror and sees his reflection.
Ash:
Shop smart. Shop S-MART. I hate saying that.
Ash looks
down to brush his teeth, but his reflection stays the same. The
reflection has an evil look in his eyes. Ash looks back up at
the reflection and looks at it weird. The reflection jumps out of the
mirror and starts choking Ash.
Evil Ash: Hi! Remember
me?
Evil Ash throws Good Ash and pulls himself out of the
mirror. Ash runs into the kitchen to get his chainsaw.
Ash:
I thought I killed you!!!
Evil Ash: You thought wrong! Come
here!
Ash grabs his chainsaw and starts it up.
Ash:
COME ON!
Evil Ash: Chainsaw! You wimp! Why don't we fight with
our bare hands!? HUH!?
Ash: Alright...
Ash stabs
Evil Ash in the waist with his chainsaw.
Evil Ash (in
pain): That's not your hand!!!
Ash: I have a chainsaw hand!
Remember!?
Ash cuts Evil Ash in half. Blood splatters all
over Ash's face.
Ash: OH YEAH!
Ash walks out
the door.
Ash: You've done it know.
Ash walks
off and gets into his yellow Delta 88 and heads out of town to fight
his next opponent.
