The Leprechaun vs. Ash

The Leprechaun is after his pot of gold, again.
Leprechaun: I'm the Leprechaun! Where's me pot of gold!?
Thug: Look, man! I don't have yo pot of gold!
Leprechaun: Where's me pot of gold!?
Voice: SHUT UP!

The Leprechaun looks around to see who it is. It's Ash.
Ash: What's with you and the pot of gold? I don't think it would be in the hood. It's probably back in Ireland.
Leprechaun: Do you have me pot of gold?
Ash: Uh... Does it look like I have a pot of gold?
Leprechaun: I don't know. Well, do you have me pot of gold?
Ash: No...
Leprechaun: You lie! You have it!
Ash: If I had a pot of gold, I'd spend it on fixing my car.
Leprechaun: YOU HAVE IT! AHHH!

The Leprechaun runs at Ash with a knife in the air.
Leprechaun: GIVE IT BACK!!!
Ash: Oh crap...

Ash pulls out his twelve gauge and shoots the Leprechaun in the head and in the chest.
Ash: I'm the deadite killer, baby.

Ash laughs crazily and crosses the Leprechaun's name off the list. He gets into his yellow Delta 88 and speeds off to take on his next opponent.