The Leprechaun vs. Ash
The Leprechaun is
after his pot of gold, again.
Leprechaun: I'm the Leprechaun!
Where's me pot of gold!?
Thug: Look, man! I don't have yo pot of
gold!
Leprechaun: Where's me pot of gold!?
Voice: SHUT UP!
The Leprechaun looks around to see who it is. It's Ash.
Ash:
What's with you and the pot of gold? I don't think it would be in the
hood. It's probably back in Ireland.
Leprechaun: Do you have me
pot of gold?
Ash: Uh... Does it look like I have a pot of
gold?
Leprechaun: I don't know. Well, do you have me pot of
gold?
Ash: No...
Leprechaun: You lie! You have it!
Ash: If I
had a pot of gold, I'd spend it on fixing my car.
Leprechaun: YOU
HAVE IT! AHHH!
The Leprechaun runs at Ash with a knife in
the air.
Leprechaun: GIVE IT BACK!!!
Ash: Oh crap...
Ash pulls out his twelve gauge and shoots the Leprechaun in the
head and in the chest.
Ash: I'm the deadite killer, baby.
Ash laughs crazily and crosses the Leprechaun's name off the list. He
gets into his yellow Delta 88 and speeds off to take on his next
opponent.
