Imhotep vs. Ash
Rick O'Connell is
fighting Imhotep. Imhotep throws Rick at the wall, hard. Rick pulls
out a sword.
Rick: DIIIIIIIE!!!
Rick runs after
Imhotep with the sword in the air. Rick cuts Imhotep's hand off.
Imhotep's hand goes flying. It lands right in front of Ash.
Ash:
I've been there before.
Rick: Who are you!?
Ash: The names Ash.
Thought you could use some help.
Rick: I do! Get Imhotep!
Imhotep walks over and attaches his hand back to his arm.
Ash:
Whoa...
Rick: Get him with that hand off yours. Jonathon! You
almost done!?
Jonathon is holding the Book of the Living.
He is trying to read a spell that'll turn Imhotep mortal.
Jon:
I'm almost finished!
Rick: HURRY!
Ash chops Imhotep's
arm off.
Ash: OH YEAH!
Imhotep picks his arm up and
attaches it back to his body.
Ash: OH CRAP! HEY! JONNY! HURRY
UP WITH THAT SPELL! WILL YA!
Jon: Emanofust!
A chariot
made off light runs down the steps and takes Imhotep's powers.
Imhotep runs after the chariot, but the chariot disappears.
Rick:
GOOD JOB, JONATHON!
Ash: YO! Bubba Ho-Tep!
Imhotep
turns around to face Ash.
Ash: Let's go!
Imhotep
runs after Ash and Rick. Rick throws a spear at Imhotep. Imhotep
yells in pain and steps forward in front of Ash.
Ash: Eat
chainsaw!
Ash cuts Imhotep's head off. Imhotep bursts into
flames and falls to the ground.
Ash: Groovy.
Jonathon runs down the steps to meet Ash and Rick.
Jon: We did
it!
Ash: Yeah. WE did. So. What was that mummy after anyway?
Rick:
The Book of the Dead.
Ash: The Necronamicon!? I've been fighting
everything that has to do with that book. Have you fought any
deadites?
Rick: Deadites?
Ash: You know. Freaking looking
people that say, "I'll swallow your soul!" Never fought
them. Weird. Well boys. It's been fun, but I got people to kill. See
ya.
Rick: Goodbye, Ash.
Ash crosses Imhotep's name off
the list and walks on to take on his next opponent.
