Imhotep vs. Ash

Rick O'Connell is fighting Imhotep. Imhotep throws Rick at the wall, hard. Rick pulls out a sword.
Rick: DIIIIIIIE!!!

Rick runs after Imhotep with the sword in the air. Rick cuts Imhotep's hand off. Imhotep's hand goes flying. It lands right in front of Ash.
Ash: I've been there before.
Rick: Who are you!?
Ash: The names Ash. Thought you could use some help.
Rick: I do! Get Imhotep!

Imhotep walks over and attaches his hand back to his arm.
Ash: Whoa...
Rick: Get him with that hand off yours. Jonathon! You almost done!?

Jonathon is holding the Book of the Living. He is trying to read a spell that'll turn Imhotep mortal.
Jon: I'm almost finished!
Rick: HURRY!

Ash chops Imhotep's arm off.
Ash: OH YEAH!

Imhotep picks his arm up and attaches it back to his body.
Ash: OH CRAP! HEY! JONNY! HURRY UP WITH THAT SPELL! WILL YA!
Jon: Emanofust!

A chariot made off light runs down the steps and takes Imhotep's powers. Imhotep runs after the chariot, but the chariot disappears.
Rick: GOOD JOB, JONATHON!
Ash: YO! Bubba Ho-Tep!

Imhotep turns around to face Ash.
Ash: Let's go!

Imhotep runs after Ash and Rick. Rick throws a spear at Imhotep. Imhotep yells in pain and steps forward in front of Ash.

Ash: Eat chainsaw!

Ash cuts Imhotep's head off. Imhotep bursts into flames and falls to the ground.
Ash: Groovy.

Jonathon runs down the steps to meet Ash and Rick.
Jon: We did it!
Ash: Yeah. WE did. So. What was that mummy after anyway?
Rick: The Book of the Dead.
Ash: The Necronamicon!? I've been fighting everything that has to do with that book. Have you fought any deadites?
Rick: Deadites?
Ash: You know. Freaking looking people that say, "I'll swallow your soul!" Never fought them. Weird. Well boys. It's been fun, but I got people to kill. See ya.
Rick: Goodbye, Ash.

Ash crosses Imhotep's name off the list and walks on to take on his next opponent.