A Quick Rest

Ash is driving down a desert rode. He spots a motel with a "Vacancy" sign.
Ash: Time for some rest.

Ash pulls over and parks the car in the parking lot. Ash walks into the main office and rings the bell on the desk.
Ash: Hello! Is anyone here?

A skinny man walks in eating a turkey sandwich.
Norman: May I help you?
Ash: Yeah. I'm gonna need a room. One with a shower. I stink.
Norman: Then you're gonna want room number one. It's the best room.

Norman hands Ash the key.
Ash: Thanks.
Norman: Don't mention it.

Ash walks out. Norman looks at him in a weird way. Ash unlocks and walks through his motel room door. He throws his shotgun on the bed and walks into the bathroom. He takes his clothes off and gets into the shower. He turns the shower on.
Ash: SWEET JESUS! IT'S COLD!
Norman: Yesss... Just the way I like it.

Norman is looking in on Ash taking a shower. He runs out of the room and into his house. Meanwhile, Ash is washing all of the blood off of his body.
Ash (singing): You're gonna loose your life in Detroit... ROCK CITY!

A figure walks into the bathroom. It's an old woman in a dress. Ash sees her and revs up his chainsaw. The old woman rises up a knife and opens the curtains to kill Ash, but he rams his chainsaw into her stomach. The woman hits the ground. Ash steps out of the shower and looks over the woman.
Ash: Let's see who you are.

Ash roles over the body to reveal that the woman is... Norman!
Ash: AH! AH! That's just nasty! You're a guy! Look at women! Not guys!

Ash puts his clothes on and mops up the blood in the bathroom. He takes Norman's lifeless body and throws it in the quicksand out behind the motel. Ash looks around to see if there are any cops.
Ash: You weren't even on the list. Oh well. Time to go back to work.

Ash gets into his Delta 88 and speeds off to take on.