A Quick Rest
Ash is driving down
a desert rode. He spots a motel with a "Vacancy" sign.
Ash:
Time for some rest.
Ash pulls over and parks the car in
the parking lot. Ash walks into the main office and rings the bell on
the desk.
Ash: Hello! Is anyone here?
A skinny man
walks in eating a turkey sandwich.
Norman: May I help
you?
Ash: Yeah. I'm gonna need a room. One with a shower. I
stink.
Norman: Then you're gonna want room number one. It's the
best room.
Norman hands Ash the key.
Ash:
Thanks.
Norman: Don't mention it.
Ash walks out. Norman
looks at him in a weird way. Ash unlocks and walks through his motel
room door. He throws his shotgun on the bed and walks into the
bathroom. He takes his clothes off and gets into the shower. He turns
the shower on.
Ash: SWEET JESUS! IT'S COLD!
Norman:
Yesss... Just the way I like it.
Norman is looking in on
Ash taking a shower. He runs out of the room and into his house.
Meanwhile, Ash is washing all of the blood off of his body.
Ash
(singing): You're gonna loose your life in Detroit... ROCK CITY!
A figure walks into the bathroom. It's an old woman in a dress. Ash
sees her and revs up his chainsaw. The old woman rises up a knife and
opens the curtains to kill Ash, but he rams his chainsaw into her
stomach. The woman hits the ground. Ash steps out of the shower and
looks over the woman.
Ash: Let's see who you are.
Ash roles over the body to reveal that the woman is... Norman!
Ash:
AH! AH! That's just nasty! You're a guy! Look at women! Not guys!
Ash puts his clothes on and mops up the blood in the bathroom. He
takes Norman's lifeless body and throws it in the quicksand out
behind the motel. Ash looks around to see if there are any cops.
Ash:
You weren't even on the list. Oh well. Time to go back to work.
Ash gets into his Delta 88 and speeds off to take on.
