Silver: welcome to yet another of my retarded stories about any old thing. This one is for a friend of mine who loves Severus Snape and Alan Rickman. This is one of my absolute favorites to write also. Anyways like all my stories there's gunna be sex and it's gunna be slashy sex so if you don't know what that means, I suggest you find out before reading on.

Julian: I write the sex parts!

Silver: yes he does, he's my sex monkey

Julian: no I'm not, I'm gay!

Silver: oh yeah...

Julian: on with the story!

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"Damn him" Snape said "Damn him to hell" he was in his dungeon, working on a potion for Sirius. It was easy to see that he did not want to be there. "Why the fuck did I even agree to do this for him?" he asked himself out loud. He heard Sirius' voice in his head.

'...if you don't make it for me I'll tell everyone about your little secret...' Blackmail, of course it was the only way to make Snape do anything and Black knew it. He lifted the small cauldron up to the light to see if it was done. Only a few moments left. He set it done on the fire again.

"Black if you ever pull anything like this again I swear I'll..." his voice was drown out by a large explosion. The force of it pushed him up against the wall, knocking him out. The whole school woke up to the sound of a large fiery explosion that night, and every one but the Slytherin's and one large black dog were celebrating the pain of one, Severus Snape.

The following day, there was a substitute in potions class, and Harry could not of been happier. There was also a certain dog in the classroom to make sure that the potion explosion really was just a fluke, and not an insidious plot to destroy Harry. He felt awful, forcing Snape to stay up late and brew that potion. It was his fault that he was fighting for his life. The substitute was none other than Remus Lupin. Apparently he was also a very talented potions master, and a lot nicer than Snape would ever be. Harry sat with Ron and Hermione, as usual. Lupin walked around the classroom checking every one's potions, patting the mysterious dog in the corner several times... Malfoy looked over to Harry, who looked over quickly then blushed when he seen Malfoy looking at him. The had secretly been 'seeing' each other for weeks, but decided it would be best if no one knew. Lupin made his way over to Neville, whose potion was spitting out tiny fireworks.

"Dumbledore, let me go! I'm fine!" Every one's head snapped as they heard the voice from outside the door. "It was a small accident, no side effects! Go away!" The dungeon door burst open, nad in walked...

"Severus?" Remus said, very surprised "Are you... feeling ok?"

"Yes, yes, Lupin I'd just like to resume teaching my class" Harry felt like he was going to die of laughter. He chuckled a bit, the rest of the class followed. Malfoy raised his hand. "What is it Malfoy?"

"Sir, I was just wondering why... are you wearing pink robes?" at that question the entire class erupted into fits of laughter. Snape had walked into class wearing bright pink, frilly robes, covered in small red flowers.

"It's simple really, pink is the new black you see." The class stopped laughing. Now utterly freaked out, they all stared at the potions master. He turned to the corner to look at the dog. "Sirius, you dawg! You came to see if I was ok!" The dog stood up and walked over to him. "Why don't we go into another room and I'll make you stay, sit and come?" the dog backed away a little, and turned its head to Remus. Remus looked as if he were about to explode.

"Severus..." he said through gritted teeth "What the fuck is wrong with you?!" The kids all looked taken aback, they had never heard a teacher cuss before. Snape walked over to Remus and wrapped his arms around him.

"What's a matter Ray ray? Jealous?" While Lupin blushed, the dog growled. Snape put his hands on Lupin's ass and pulled hard so they were together. The dog snapped at Snape. "Shut up dog" Snape said, then gently pulled one hand away from Lupin's ass and put it behind Lupin's head. He pulled him in and kissed him. Remus moaned into his mouth, then angled his head to deepen the kiss. Sirius moved around so he was behind Snape and bit him on the butt. Snape pulled away from Lupin screaming and cursing at the dog. Remus still stood exactly where he had been, only now looking at the man in the bright pink robes.

"Snape..." he asked quietly "Are you ok?"

"Jolly good" he said with a big smile "How nice of you to ask" he put his nose up into the air and sniffed. "I say..." he said, "Draco, you smell nice today" Draco turned crimson. The whole class laughed at him as he attempted to hide his embarrassment. Snape took a step closer to Malfoy, then stopped and said: "Good God Malfoy, I haven't seen hair that greasy since I looked at myself in the mirror this morning! Which reminds me, I'm going to be late! I've got to go class see you tomorrow!"

"Wait, Severus where are you going?" asked Lupin, which ticked off Sirius really bad.

"I'm going to be late for my perm!" he yelled as he ran out the door. The entire class stared after him with a mix of horror and disgust on their faces. There was also a trace of amusement in the air as Lupin looked back at the class. Hermione raised her hand.

"Yes, Miss. Granger?"

"Sir, what just happened? Why was Professor Snape acting so odd?"

"Well, Hermione I do believe he's just getting started."

~*LATER...*~

"What the fuck does Snape think he's doing?!" shouted a still pissed off Sirius. "He can't just waltz in and kiss my mate! FUCK NO! I'LL KILL THE SLIMY HEADED SON OF A BITCH!"

"Sirius, please keep your voice down, the whole school can hear you!" Remus pleaded with him

"AND YOU!" he said pointing a finger at him "YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT IT OFF! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! WHAT? HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING HIM BEHIND MY BACK?!"

"LIKE YOU?" Remus was sick of playing the good little boy routine, he hated being yelled at, especially when someone was accusing him. "THAT'S RIGHT SIRIUS, I KNOW ABOUT YOU AND FLUFFY!" Sirius looked taken aback, he calmed down drastically.

"I-I don't know what you mean." He said calmly

"DON'T LIE TO ME! I KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING THAT THREE HEADED TRAMP! I KNOW ALL ABOUT SNAPE BREWING THAT POTION FOR YOU! THE ONE THAT KEEPS DOGS FROM HAVING PUPPIES!"

"Remus, please I-"

"Don't talk to me"

"But Remus I-"

"just leave" he pointed to the door, Sirius turned to go, then turned his head to speak

"I'll leave, but I want you to know that..."

"what? That you'll be going to fuck her again?"

"That I love you" and with that Sirius turned into the big black dog, leaving Remus to cry himself to sleep, in the big bed that they once shared.

'He never said that before' Remus though to himself 'He never told me he loved me, not once, why now?' But he answered his own question; Sirius wanted him to know that he never wanted to hurt him.

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Silver: and that friends is where we will leave this story for now.

Julian: that was so sad, and so funny I don't know if I want to laugh or cry

Silver: Anyways, the next chapter is called: flashbacks and curly hair Mostly It's about Remus and Sirius and James but there is some Snape in there, no peter.

Julian: something tells me this story is about Remus and Sirius mostly.

Silver: for now, it gets dumber as it goes.