The Creeper vs. Ash

Ash is creeping slowly through a cornfield looking for The Creeper.
Ash: Where are you, you ugly mother?

A figure flies into the air, coming towards Ash. Ash turns around, instantly spotting the creature.

Ash: There you are!

Ash revs up his chainsaw.
Ash: Let's rock!

The Creeper swoops down and picks Ash up.
Ash: PUT ME DOWN! YOU OVERGROWN PIGEON!

Ash looks up at the creature.

Ash: Ever had a hurts doughnut?

Ash rams his chainsaw into the belly of the beast.
Ash: Hurts, don't it?

The Creeper yells in pain and drops Ash. Ash hits the ground and falls unconscious. The Creeper moves slowly toward Ash and comes down on him ready to eat Ash, but Ash's eyes open.

Ash: EAT THIS!

Ash cuts the Creeper's head off with a mighty blow. Ash gets up and starts slicing the Creeper up. Creeper parts are all over the place. Ash is covered in blood.
Ash (out of breath): How'd you like that? HA! HA! HA!

Ash crosses the Creeper's name off of the list of names and sets off to fight.