The Creeper vs. Ash
Ash is creeping
slowly through a cornfield looking for The Creeper.
Ash: Where
are you, you ugly mother?
A figure flies into the air,
coming towards Ash. Ash turns around, instantly spotting the
creature.
Ash: There you are!
Ash revs up his
chainsaw.
Ash: Let's rock!
The Creeper swoops down
and picks Ash up.
Ash: PUT ME DOWN! YOU OVERGROWN PIGEON!
Ash looks up at the creature.
Ash: Ever had a hurts
doughnut?
Ash rams his chainsaw into the belly of the
beast.
Ash: Hurts, don't it?
The Creeper yells in
pain and drops Ash. Ash hits the ground and falls unconscious. The
Creeper moves slowly toward Ash and comes down on him ready to eat
Ash, but Ash's eyes open.
Ash: EAT THIS!
Ash cuts
the Creeper's head off with a mighty blow. Ash gets up and starts
slicing the Creeper up. Creeper parts are all over the place. Ash is
covered in blood.
Ash (out of breath): How'd you like that?
HA! HA! HA!
Ash crosses the Creeper's name off of the list
of names and sets off to fight.
