Silver: hello and welcome to part 2 of this ate up story.

Julian: yes..... hello..... I'm a monkey.....

Silver: don't mind him, he's as dumb as a board.

Julian: Yes..... a board.....

Silver: BIG WARNING!!! YOU DON'T LIKE M x M, Slash, WHATEVER, DO NOT READ!!! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT AND YOU READ ANYWAY, DON'T REVIEW!!! IT'S REALLY THAT SIMPLE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME! IT LOOKS LIKE I'M YELLING! BUT REALLY I'M JUST HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY! YAY! THANK YOU! NOW TO THE STORY!

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Disclaimer: I own..... NOTHING! SURPRISE!

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The next day Snape walked into his class as usual, as though everything in the world was perfectly normal. The class stared at his now curly, and fluffy, and bouncy, and not-greasy hair. Parvati squealed happily with the new changes. In fact every girl in the class room seemed to stare at him with lust. Even, to Ron's annoyance, Hermione. Today, his robes were a very bright white with the words: 'Kiss me I'm Snape' written across the front in blue. He stood behind his desk and proceeded to dig out a magazine. He opened the magazine, set it one his desk and gradually turned each page. The front cover read: "The hottest teen scream sensations". Only Malfoy dared to speak.

"Um, Professor? What are we-"

"Shut up, you prat! God, you're so annoying!" The entire class, looked both alarmed and amused. Draco looked as if he were about to shit himself. Snape looked around, and seemed to notice the class for the first time.

"oh, yes. Today class instead of potions or magic, I'm going to help you with your voices!" everyone looked at him like he was insane. "Right then, repeat after me! I like chicken! I like liver! Meow mix, meow mix please deliver!" the class stared at him. Neville fell off his chair in a dead faint.

"Oh dear!" Snape said and rushed over to help him. "Neville? Neville?! Are you ok? Oh please god be ok!" and as if that wasn't enough, Snape started to perform CPR on him.

"Um, professor?" Hermione said quietly " Why don't you just use the reviving potion you have?" he avoided the question completely and continued to 'breathe life' into the boy.

"I don't think he's doing it right" Harry whispered to Ron "I mean yeah, it always looks like kissing, but not with tongue....." Ron threw up all over the table. Harry started laughing when a very small slug crawled out of Ron's mouth. Ron started to freak out.

"SHIT! NOT AGAIN! NO! SHIT AHHH! NO! ARGH! SHIT! FUCK! NO!" Ron was going insane about the slugs. That just made Harry laugh harder. Hermione was the next to react, she too threw up. Soon they had the whole class throwing up, Harry made his way out of the dungeon before he threw up too, just like everyone else. He walked all around the school and somehow found himself at the third floor corridor. The one where Hagrid was permitted to keep Fluffy. After the little adventure with the sorcerer's stone Hagrid was afraid Dumbledore might not let him keep Fluffy anymore, but Dumbledore came through and let him stay. Harry took a step closer to the door. He did have his flute with him..... maybe he could just peek in and see the dog..... He neared the door. As he drew closer to the door, sounds started to echo from the in side. Harry listened intently to the sounds..... it sounded like two different dogs fighting, or something. He rushed over and laid his ear flat on the door, sure enough the sounds were coming from inside. He took out his flute and held it ready to his face. He burst in the door and, after a quick survey of the scene, turned around bright red. Sirius was there, in dog form. As was fluffy in all her three-headed glory. The only thing wrong with the scene was that Sirius was humping the much larger female dog. Harry, who was still turned around, started playing his flute. Fluffy went to sleep almost immediately. Sirius looked at Harry and seemed rather startled to see him there. He turned back into human form and quickly zipped up his pants under his large black robe.

"Harry, I-" he began, Harry cut him off

"oh god please, my stomach just can not handle an explanation right now."

"Harry, just let me-"

"SHUT UP SIRIUS!"

"Remus kicked me out" Harry looked over to him with bewilderment

"you and, Remus were, were, together?" He finally started t o calm down

"That's Lupin to you"

"And what's he to you? 'Sexy bitch'?!"

"Sometimes, depending on my mood" Harry stared in disbelief at his god father.

"Why the FUCK did you tell me that?!" he half yelled. Sirius shrugged

"you asked" They both started laughing like idiots.