Jack Frost vs. Ash
Ash is taking time
off from his duties to build a snowman.
Ash: Okay. Next comes
the nose and.. I'm done!
Ash turns around to take a
picture, but the snowman comes to life and taps Ash on the
shoulder.
Ash: What do you... AHHH!
The snowman
looks at Ash with an evil look on his face.
Ash: This is too
stupid. A walking and talking snowman. You're begging to get killed,
aren't you?
Jack: It's time for YOU to die, Ash.
Ash: Come get
some.
Jack charges at Ash, but Ash knocks Jack's head off
with a shovel.
Ash: AH! HA!
Jack: OH! You're goin' down!
Ash grabs a beer bottle and takes a swig of beer. Ash lights a match
and raises an eyebrow.
Jack: NO!
Ash puts the match
to his mouth and spits the beer out in a spraying fashion, making a
flame come out. The flame hits Jack Frost and he melts.
Jack:
I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! OH! WHAT A WORLD!
Ash: Stupid...
Jack Frost is reduced to a puddle of hot water.
Ash: Killer
snowman? Oh! Come on! Stupid.
Ash crosses Jack Frost's
name off of the list and walks off to take on.
