Jack Frost vs. Ash

Ash is taking time off from his duties to build a snowman.
Ash: Okay. Next comes the nose and.. I'm done!

Ash turns around to take a picture, but the snowman comes to life and taps Ash on the shoulder.

Ash: What do you... AHHH!

The snowman looks at Ash with an evil look on his face.
Ash: This is too stupid. A walking and talking snowman. You're begging to get killed, aren't you?
Jack: It's time for YOU to die, Ash.
Ash: Come get some.

Jack charges at Ash, but Ash knocks Jack's head off with a shovel.
Ash: AH! HA!
Jack: OH! You're goin' down!

Ash grabs a beer bottle and takes a swig of beer. Ash lights a match and raises an eyebrow.
Jack: NO!

Ash puts the match to his mouth and spits the beer out in a spraying fashion, making a flame come out. The flame hits Jack Frost and he melts.
Jack: I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! OH! WHAT A WORLD!
Ash: Stupid...

Jack Frost is reduced to a puddle of hot water.

Ash: Killer snowman? Oh! Come on! Stupid.

Ash crosses Jack Frost's name off of the list and walks off to take on.