Mike: Hush now, I wanna write this part, Silver isn't here and I don't want her to know so-

Silver: I'm here now, sorry I'm late, Someone hit me over the head and stuffed me into the trunk of a car, then the car fell off a cliff and well, it doesn't matter now, at least I can write the story!

Mike: DAMN YOU!

Silver: You do the warning

Mike: Guys on Guys, no likey, no looky, no looky, no review-y

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Disclaimer: I don't own nothin' so don't sue me, 'cause one of my personalities is a lawyer and we'll counter sue your ass

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"Welcome back!" Jerry yelled "My next guest is here to confront his lover, and lover's lovers and force him to make a decision, please welcome, Remus!" The audience burst into applause as Remus walked onto the stage and sat down.

"Remus, why are you here?"

"I'm here because my lover has been sleeping around, and I'm sick of it. If he doesn't stop it, Then...that's it."

"That's it? You men, you'll leave him?" Remus looked down and wiped his eyes.

"Yeah..." his voice started cracking "That's it"

"Ok, let's bring out your lover's lover Severus Snape!"

"WHAT?!" He roared as Snape walked out onto the stage, sporting his magenta robes with fuzzy purple trim. "YOU BITCH!" He ran at him, but luckily Todd was there to catch him. Some nameless guards helped Todd, and some other nameless guards held back Snape. Soon enough they calmed down.

"I can't believe this" Remus said softly. "I didn't know you were one of his lovers"

"You betta believe I am, whore! And he loves me! HE FUCKED ME UP GOOD, AND I'M GUNNA KEEP HIM!"

"Like HELL YOU WILL!" Remus got up and took a swing, he nailed him on the tip of his hooked nose, which fell off. Snape snatched for it, but Remus got there first.

"HA!" He screamed "I - GOT - YOUR - NOSE!" Snape threw his hand up to the spot where his nose once was.

"My nose! My beautiful nose! Give it back!"

"Give me back my man!"

"ANYTHING! MY NOSE! MY NOSE! MY BITCH FOR MY NOOOOOOOOSE!" the audience began to boo. A woman in the audience raised her hand, and Jerry forked over the microphone.

"You would give up your man for your nose? Damn, you're a dumbass bitch!" The audience promptly responded by applauding loudly. Snape flicked her off and continued the struggle for his nose.

"Ok, let's bring out the cause of this mess, Sirius!" Jerry yelled. Sirius walked onto the stage and was greeted by Snape walking over to him and trying to throw his arms around him. Sirius ducked him and walked around back of the chairs. Remus pointed at Snape and screamed "HA!" as Sirius walked over to him. He tried to kiss him but Remus wanted no part in that.

"You cheating son of a bitch, you actually expect me to just forgive you?" Sirius licked his lips,

"I saw you fight for me just now, you can't deny that you still love me, and you want me back." He kissed his neck " I know you too well." Remus moaned.

"Of course I still love you and I want you back, but I have to know if your going to stop cheating on me."

"If it will keep you by my side, I would cut of my limbs" the audience made sounds of emotion and love. Remus gave in and kissed him. Snape was still on the stage, and nose less.

"NO! I WANT MY NOSE!" Remus tossed it over to him with out looking, Snape dived for it and hit his head on a chair. He got it back and pulled a tube labeled: ANAL LUBE out of his robe "Oops, wrong one" He said, then stuffed it back into his robe and pulled out one that said: NOSE GLUE. He glued his nose back on and sat in a chair.

"Sirius..." He called in a sing song voice. Remus and Sirius sat down in the purple chairs and pulled theirs close together.

"Now then" Snape began "Sirius, I love you, you know I do. You told me that you loved me, I want to know, right now, do you love me, or him?" Snape made big puppy dog eyes. Sirius flinched, and began to twitch.

"Don't make puppy eyes!" Sirius said to him "Remus, help!" Remus responded to his plea by sitting in his lap, wrapping his legs and his waist and kissing him deeply.

"Remus..." Sirius breathed heavily, "I love Remus" Remus started to cry

"I love you too, Sirius" He wiped a tear away "I love you too" Most members of the audience began to cry.

"We'll, be back" Jerry said through tears.