Here it is.
Ch. 5
Here goes
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TK wakes up the next morning, remembering yesterdays adventures at the mall (you know, people
scared of the movie theatre, Kenshin releasing pets, and the whole gang forced to clean up the
mess at the mall). She walks out of her room, seeing Misao and Kaoru in front of her door.
TK: Hey, Misao. Hey, Kaoru.
Both: Hi.
TK: What do you two need?
Misao: Nothing...we're just wondering if we could go to this..."school" place with you.
TK: Ya'll want to go to high school?!
Both: Yeah.
TK:............YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO THROUGH THE HELL OF MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!! Ahem! Well...I guess
you two are the suitable age.
Kaoru: How old do you have to be?
TK: Most kids go off to college at 18. So...
Kaoru: I'm 17.
Misao: I'm 16!
TK: I know that.
Misao: *gasp* How do you know?!
TK: --_--' Anywayz...you two just find suitable clothing and then you can go.
Kaoru: Okay! *walks to the closet*
Misao: WAIT!!! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
TK: Cuz I don't want to.
Kenshin: What are you two talking about?
Misao: TK'S TAKING US TO HIGH SCHOOL!!! ^_^
Kenshin: High school?
Misao: YES!! A WONDERFUL, COOL, HAPPY PLACE FOR LEARNING!!! THIS "HIGH SCHOOL" THING SOUNDS SO
WONDERFUL!!!
TK: Who the hell lied to you?
Misao: What?
TK: Nevermind. Misao, you gotta get some decent clothes too.
Misao: ISN'T WHAT I'M WEARING GOOD ENOUGH??!!
TK: Not for the place we're going, and please stop yelling in my ear.
Misao: OK!!!!! ^_^
TK: Ow!
Kenshin: Hey, can I go too?
TK: Um...
Kenshin: What? I wanna go too.
TK: It'll be weird to see a 28 year old man with long red hair and a scar on his cheek walking
around a high school.
Kenshin: Why?
TK: Nevermind. It's too hard to explain...to you.
Kenshin: ??
TK: See?
Kenshin: Oro?
TK: Stop saying that.
Aoshi: What is Misao wearing?
TK: What do you mean?
Aoshi points at Misao, who is wearing a short tanktop, and short shorts that say "Bootilicious"
on the back.
TK: MISAO!!!!
Misao: Don't you like it? I think it's cute. ^-^
TK: MISAO, WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE!?!?!
Misao: Your dresser.
Aoshi looks at TK.
TK: I don't wear that.
Aoshi and Kenshin stare at TK some more.
TK: I don't even own those.
Aoshi & Kenshin: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
TK: I'm being honest.
Aoshi: Is that suitable for this..."school"?
TK: Hell, no! We'd be kicked out if we wore that!
Aoshi: Then...why...?
TK: *shrugs*
Misao: I really wanted to show Aoshi-I MEAN....*bites lip*
Aoshi: 0_o
TK: *lol*
Kenshin: Yeah...I'm gonna go look for Miss Kaoru now...
TK: YOU CAN'T!! She's changing her clothes right now!
Kenshin: That makes it even more fun! *runs into the bathroom (were Kaoru is)*
TK:....
Aoshi: Now, Misao. Could you please explain what you mean by that?
TK: Oh, come on! You know what she means!
Aoshi: No, I don't.
TK: She wants you.
Aoshi: ??
TK: Don't play stupid! You know!
Aoshi:...
TK: She wants you to kiss her on the bed, and then-
Misao: NO!!! DON'T SAY IT!!!
Aoshi: ??
TK: Should I give you the talk about the birds and the bees?
Aoshi: No, thank you. I already got that talk when I was young.
Misao: What can I were now?!
TK: Look in my closet for MORE SUITABLE clothing.
Misao: OK!!!!!!!!!!!
TK: *in Misao's ear* AND STOP SCREAMING INTO MY EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao: Ow, my eardrum!
Later, the three girls got dress and were ready for school.
Kenshin: I want to go too, that I do.
TK: Kenshin, I told you. I don't think it's a good idea.
Kenshin: /._.\
TK: *groans* fine.
Kenshin: ^_^
TK: Let's get onto the bus.
The four get into the bus. First TK gets on the bus with no problem, but when Misao and Kaoru
get on, everyone looks at them funny. Then Kenshin got on.
Bus driver: IT'S THAT CRAZY MAN WITH THE SWORD!!!!
Children: *scream and jumps out the windows, back door, and emergency doors*
Kenshin: Oro?
TK: I told you this wasn't a good idea.
Kaoru: Now how are we suppose to go to school?!
Misao: Wait! *looks at driver's seat* I can probably control this thing.
TK: No! No! No! Don't do that, Misao!
Misao: Why?
TK: That's not safe.
Misao: Either that or nothing.
TK: I'd rather have nothing.
Misao: You won't go to school.
TK: Excellent.
Misao: And just think of all that make-up homework...
TK:...On second thought...
Misao: I GET TO CONTROL THE BUS!!! ^_^
TK: That wasn't what I was getting at.
Misao got behind the wheel. She was okay at driving, if you leave out the 5 elementary kids,
7 cars, 1 other bus, and police officer that she hit.
Misao: *skids across the parking lot and runs into a tree* This is our stop! ^_^
TK: @_@
Kaoru: *stars floating around her head*
Kenshin: X_X
Misao: I SAID THIS IS OUR STOP!!!
Everyone is still in their places.
Misao: GOT OFF THE DAMN BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks Kenshin's unconscious body off
the bus* YOU TWO, KAORU!!
Kaoru: No, mommy!
Misao throws Kaoru out the window. She suddenly looks at TK.
TK: I'll get myself out. *walks off the bus*
Meanwhile...
Kenji and Aoshi are playing chess.
Kenji: *makes a move* Checkmate. That's the third time I beat you.
Aoshi: --_--
Sano: *wearing the same thing Misao was wearing earlier* Wow, Kenji! You are good!
Kenji: Well, thank y-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
Sano: What? Is there a booger on my face?
Kenji: Aoshi?
Aoshi: What?
Kenji: Don't turn around.
Aoshi: *Turns around and sees Sano* AHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Sano: What?!
Aoshi & Kenji: O_O
Anywayz, back at school, TK, Misao, and Kaoru were in Keyboarding class with TK. Kenshin had to
go to the office since they don't allow swords at the school.
Misao: *observing the keyboard* What is this thing?
TK: A Keyboard.
Misao: ?? *picks up Keyboard* :) Oh, Kaoru.
Kaoru: What?
Misao smacks Kaoru in the face with the Keyboard.
Kaoru: *stands up holding the keyboard* WHY YOU LITTLE!! *smacks Misao back with her keyboard*
Misao and Kaoru start smacking each other with the keyboards.
TK: --_--'
Teacher: HEY!! YOU DON'T DO THAT IN THE CLASSROOM!!! SIT DOWN!!!
Misao and Kaoru sit down.
Misao: *sticks her tongue out at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *flicks her off*
Misao: ??
Kaoru: I just picked that up somewhere.
TK: *shakes head and continues typing*
Later, the three girls go to 2nd period (Army Junior ROTC class).
Teacher: CLASS ATTENTION!!!
TK stands in attention with the class. Kaoru is picking her nose, and Misao is just sitting
there, humming "Freckles" to herself.
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?!?! YOU GET WITH THE CLASS AND GET INTO ATTENTION NOW!!!!
Misao and Kaoru: What?
Teacher: Drop and give me 20!
Kaoru gets on her kness. Misao gets on her knees and pulls out a 20 dollar bill.
Misao: I stole this from TK.
Kaoru: 20?
TK:....
Teacher: I'M NOT PLAYING!!! I SAID GET ON THE FLOOR AND GIVE ME 20 PUSH-UPS!!! NOW GIVE ME 50!!!
Misao: You don't have to be so mean!
Teacher: NOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
Misao and Kaoru get on the floor and do 50 push-ups. They get back up.
Teacher: How bout you give me an extra 10.
Misao: Me?
Teacher: Yes you. Now drop.
Misao: *whiny voice* Do I have to?
Teacher: Yes!
Misao: /._.\
Teacher: --_-- Get into attention with the rest of the class.
Misao: *stands behind TK* He is so mean!
TK: Not behind me! You have to go towards the left!
Misao: Fine. *walks to the end of the line*
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I had to cut ch. 5 in half, so be looking forward to ch. 6.
Ch. 5
Here goes
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TK wakes up the next morning, remembering yesterdays adventures at the mall (you know, people
scared of the movie theatre, Kenshin releasing pets, and the whole gang forced to clean up the
mess at the mall). She walks out of her room, seeing Misao and Kaoru in front of her door.
TK: Hey, Misao. Hey, Kaoru.
Both: Hi.
TK: What do you two need?
Misao: Nothing...we're just wondering if we could go to this..."school" place with you.
TK: Ya'll want to go to high school?!
Both: Yeah.
TK:............YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO THROUGH THE HELL OF MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!! Ahem! Well...I guess
you two are the suitable age.
Kaoru: How old do you have to be?
TK: Most kids go off to college at 18. So...
Kaoru: I'm 17.
Misao: I'm 16!
TK: I know that.
Misao: *gasp* How do you know?!
TK: --_--' Anywayz...you two just find suitable clothing and then you can go.
Kaoru: Okay! *walks to the closet*
Misao: WAIT!!! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
TK: Cuz I don't want to.
Kenshin: What are you two talking about?
Misao: TK'S TAKING US TO HIGH SCHOOL!!! ^_^
Kenshin: High school?
Misao: YES!! A WONDERFUL, COOL, HAPPY PLACE FOR LEARNING!!! THIS "HIGH SCHOOL" THING SOUNDS SO
WONDERFUL!!!
TK: Who the hell lied to you?
Misao: What?
TK: Nevermind. Misao, you gotta get some decent clothes too.
Misao: ISN'T WHAT I'M WEARING GOOD ENOUGH??!!
TK: Not for the place we're going, and please stop yelling in my ear.
Misao: OK!!!!! ^_^
TK: Ow!
Kenshin: Hey, can I go too?
TK: Um...
Kenshin: What? I wanna go too.
TK: It'll be weird to see a 28 year old man with long red hair and a scar on his cheek walking
around a high school.
Kenshin: Why?
TK: Nevermind. It's too hard to explain...to you.
Kenshin: ??
TK: See?
Kenshin: Oro?
TK: Stop saying that.
Aoshi: What is Misao wearing?
TK: What do you mean?
Aoshi points at Misao, who is wearing a short tanktop, and short shorts that say "Bootilicious"
on the back.
TK: MISAO!!!!
Misao: Don't you like it? I think it's cute. ^-^
TK: MISAO, WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE!?!?!
Misao: Your dresser.
Aoshi looks at TK.
TK: I don't wear that.
Aoshi and Kenshin stare at TK some more.
TK: I don't even own those.
Aoshi & Kenshin: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
TK: I'm being honest.
Aoshi: Is that suitable for this..."school"?
TK: Hell, no! We'd be kicked out if we wore that!
Aoshi: Then...why...?
TK: *shrugs*
Misao: I really wanted to show Aoshi-I MEAN....*bites lip*
Aoshi: 0_o
TK: *lol*
Kenshin: Yeah...I'm gonna go look for Miss Kaoru now...
TK: YOU CAN'T!! She's changing her clothes right now!
Kenshin: That makes it even more fun! *runs into the bathroom (were Kaoru is)*
TK:....
Aoshi: Now, Misao. Could you please explain what you mean by that?
TK: Oh, come on! You know what she means!
Aoshi: No, I don't.
TK: She wants you.
Aoshi: ??
TK: Don't play stupid! You know!
Aoshi:...
TK: She wants you to kiss her on the bed, and then-
Misao: NO!!! DON'T SAY IT!!!
Aoshi: ??
TK: Should I give you the talk about the birds and the bees?
Aoshi: No, thank you. I already got that talk when I was young.
Misao: What can I were now?!
TK: Look in my closet for MORE SUITABLE clothing.
Misao: OK!!!!!!!!!!!
TK: *in Misao's ear* AND STOP SCREAMING INTO MY EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misao: Ow, my eardrum!
Later, the three girls got dress and were ready for school.
Kenshin: I want to go too, that I do.
TK: Kenshin, I told you. I don't think it's a good idea.
Kenshin: /._.\
TK: *groans* fine.
Kenshin: ^_^
TK: Let's get onto the bus.
The four get into the bus. First TK gets on the bus with no problem, but when Misao and Kaoru
get on, everyone looks at them funny. Then Kenshin got on.
Bus driver: IT'S THAT CRAZY MAN WITH THE SWORD!!!!
Children: *scream and jumps out the windows, back door, and emergency doors*
Kenshin: Oro?
TK: I told you this wasn't a good idea.
Kaoru: Now how are we suppose to go to school?!
Misao: Wait! *looks at driver's seat* I can probably control this thing.
TK: No! No! No! Don't do that, Misao!
Misao: Why?
TK: That's not safe.
Misao: Either that or nothing.
TK: I'd rather have nothing.
Misao: You won't go to school.
TK: Excellent.
Misao: And just think of all that make-up homework...
TK:...On second thought...
Misao: I GET TO CONTROL THE BUS!!! ^_^
TK: That wasn't what I was getting at.
Misao got behind the wheel. She was okay at driving, if you leave out the 5 elementary kids,
7 cars, 1 other bus, and police officer that she hit.
Misao: *skids across the parking lot and runs into a tree* This is our stop! ^_^
TK: @_@
Kaoru: *stars floating around her head*
Kenshin: X_X
Misao: I SAID THIS IS OUR STOP!!!
Everyone is still in their places.
Misao: GOT OFF THE DAMN BUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks Kenshin's unconscious body off
the bus* YOU TWO, KAORU!!
Kaoru: No, mommy!
Misao throws Kaoru out the window. She suddenly looks at TK.
TK: I'll get myself out. *walks off the bus*
Meanwhile...
Kenji and Aoshi are playing chess.
Kenji: *makes a move* Checkmate. That's the third time I beat you.
Aoshi: --_--
Sano: *wearing the same thing Misao was wearing earlier* Wow, Kenji! You are good!
Kenji: Well, thank y-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! O_O
Sano: What? Is there a booger on my face?
Kenji: Aoshi?
Aoshi: What?
Kenji: Don't turn around.
Aoshi: *Turns around and sees Sano* AHHHHHHHHH!!!! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!
Sano: What?!
Aoshi & Kenji: O_O
Anywayz, back at school, TK, Misao, and Kaoru were in Keyboarding class with TK. Kenshin had to
go to the office since they don't allow swords at the school.
Misao: *observing the keyboard* What is this thing?
TK: A Keyboard.
Misao: ?? *picks up Keyboard* :) Oh, Kaoru.
Kaoru: What?
Misao smacks Kaoru in the face with the Keyboard.
Kaoru: *stands up holding the keyboard* WHY YOU LITTLE!! *smacks Misao back with her keyboard*
Misao and Kaoru start smacking each other with the keyboards.
TK: --_--'
Teacher: HEY!! YOU DON'T DO THAT IN THE CLASSROOM!!! SIT DOWN!!!
Misao and Kaoru sit down.
Misao: *sticks her tongue out at Kaoru*
Kaoru: *flicks her off*
Misao: ??
Kaoru: I just picked that up somewhere.
TK: *shakes head and continues typing*
Later, the three girls go to 2nd period (Army Junior ROTC class).
Teacher: CLASS ATTENTION!!!
TK stands in attention with the class. Kaoru is picking her nose, and Misao is just sitting
there, humming "Freckles" to herself.
Teacher: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!?!?!?! YOU GET WITH THE CLASS AND GET INTO ATTENTION NOW!!!!
Misao and Kaoru: What?
Teacher: Drop and give me 20!
Kaoru gets on her kness. Misao gets on her knees and pulls out a 20 dollar bill.
Misao: I stole this from TK.
Kaoru: 20?
TK:....
Teacher: I'M NOT PLAYING!!! I SAID GET ON THE FLOOR AND GIVE ME 20 PUSH-UPS!!! NOW GIVE ME 50!!!
Misao: You don't have to be so mean!
Teacher: NOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!
Misao and Kaoru get on the floor and do 50 push-ups. They get back up.
Teacher: How bout you give me an extra 10.
Misao: Me?
Teacher: Yes you. Now drop.
Misao: *whiny voice* Do I have to?
Teacher: Yes!
Misao: /._.\
Teacher: --_-- Get into attention with the rest of the class.
Misao: *stands behind TK* He is so mean!
TK: Not behind me! You have to go towards the left!
Misao: Fine. *walks to the end of the line*
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I had to cut ch. 5 in half, so be looking forward to ch. 6.
