After 2nd period (for Misao and Kaoru, after having to go through a class of nonstop push-ups)

TK was on her way to ecology class.

Misao: I'm tired! So, tired!

TK: You shouldn't have gotten into so much trouble.

Misao: I feel like my arms are gonna fall off.

Kaoru falls in the middle of the hallway.

TK:....

Misao: Kaoru?

Kaoru: *gets back up* Sorry. I tripped. ^_^

Later, They got into the class room (What was the point of Kaoru tripping? I have no idea).

Teacher: Hello, class!

Class:.....

Teacher: I see we haven't woke up yet.

Misao: We have to wake up at FIVE IN THE GOD DANG MORNING AND CRASH INTO A TREE WITH A BUS!!

AND THEN WE HAVE TO GO TO A REALLY BORING CLASS CALLED "KEYS-BORING" OR SOME CRAP LIKE THAT,

AND THEN WE GO TO A CLASS WERE YOU GET YELLED AT AND DO PUSH-UPS!!! I'M TOO DAMN EXHAUSTED TO

SAY HELLO!!!

Kaoru: *anime sweat drop*

Teacher:.........

TK: Don't mind her. She's new.

Teacher:......I see.

Misao: *has a vein popping out of her forehead*

Teacher: What's her name?

TK: Her name is Misao.

Teacher: Right, I'll remember that. *writes her name on a discipline notice* Anyway

class...*start doing a lecture*

30 minutes into the class, TK was still sitting there writing notes, about to fall asleep, Kaoru

was asleep, (she banged her head on the desk about 10 minutes ago) and Misao was sitting

there, drawing pictures of Aoshi.

Teacher: Now class, we are gonna go to the lab and look into the microscope at our specimen.

Kaoru: *in her sleep* Kenshin...

Misao raises her hand.

Teacher: Ah! Misao! What?

Misao: WHAT'S A MICROSCOPE?!?!?!

Everyone: o_0

TK: --_--'

Kaoru: *in her sleep* Kenshin...

TK: *pokes Kaoru* Kaoru?

Kaoru: *still asleep* I love you. *hugs TK*

TK: AHHHH!!! *pushes Kaoru away*

Misao: What? I wanna know what a microscope is! Is that too much to ask?

Kaoru: *in her sleep, still trying to grab TK*

TK: Ah! Kaoru, I'm not Kenshin!

Kaoru: No, Kenshin! Don't leave me!

TK:....

Kaoru: *grabs TK and kisses her*

TK: *slaps Kaoru hard*

Kaoru: *wakes up* Huh? What happened? Why does my face hurt?

TK:....

Misao: WHY YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!?!?!?!?!

Everyone: 0_o

Misao: --_--

TK: Misao, you are crazy.

Misao: WHY?? I DONT KNOW WHAT A MICROSCOPE IS!

Teacher: You have detention.

Misao: Huh? What's that?

Teacher: Where do you come from?!

Misao: The 18-

TK jumps to her and covers her mouth

TK: ARE YOU CRAZY?! YOU NEARLY REVEALED YOUR SECRET!!!

Misao: WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT BEING FROM THE 1800S??!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!??!

Everyone from different classes looks through the doorway wondering what the noise is about.

TK: --_--'

Kaoru: Kesnhin....

Teacher: Please explain to me why you keep saying Kenshin over and over.

Kaoru: Because he's my husband and I love him.

Teacher: How old are you?

Kaoru: Well, I was born June 28, 18- AHHH!!! *TK pounces on her*

TK: STOP IT!

Teacher: TK, do you need a discipline referral for your insane

behavior?

TK: No.

Misao: I have this friend, and he's 26, and he has black hair, and blue eyes, and wears a

trench coat, and he's sexy, and-

TK: Misao?

Misao: What?

TK: Shut up.

Misao: Okay! ^_^

Teacher: Let's just go to the lab then. --_--'

In the lab...

Kaoru: What are those?

TK: Oh! Those are just chemicals people from the other class left.

Kaoru: Oh.

Misao: *picks up microscope* COOL!!! *drops microscope* Oopsy...

TK: MISAO, YOU IDIOT!!! O_O KAORU DON'T!!!!

Kaoru is drinking chemicals from a beaker.

TK: O_O

Kaoru: *monstrously loud burp* Excuse me.

TK: --_--

Back at TK's

Kenji: Checkmate. That's the 7th time!

Aoshi: I demand a rematch!

Sano: *finds a thong* What's this?

Kenji: *takes the thong and examines the thing, then put it on his head* Maybe it's some kind

of hat.

Aoshi: What an idiot. Don't you know this is some kind of slingshot?

Kenji: Oro?

Aoshi: You really are becoming your father. Give me that. *take a chess piece and flings it at

Kenji, hitting his eye*

Kenji: OW! YOU ASSHOLE!!!

Aoshi: Sorry, I was demonstrating.

Back at school, TK, Misao, and Kaoru go to 4th period. TK meets Katie in there.

Katie: Hey, TK. O_O MISAO?!?!?! KAORU?!?!?!

Misao & Kaoru: Hi?

Katie: How did they get to school?!

TK: Long story that involves crashing buses into trees.

Misao: Ehe! ^_^'

Katie: ??

TK: Anyway, How are you?

Katie: Fine...but I just don't think it's a good idea that Misao and Kaoru come to school, too.

Remember what they did at the mall?

TK: --_--' How could I forget?

Misao: So I made a mistake! Let's leave that behind us!

Kaoru: Picking up that dog shit. Disgusting!

TK: Don't say the brown word.

Kaoru: WHAT ARE YOU?!?! MY MOTHER?!??!!

The bell rings.

Misao: What is that thing? I heard that thing go off 9 times now!

Teacher: Class, be quiet! This is a time to study, not to talk.

Misao: *mumbling* If only I had SOMEONE to study...like Lord Aoshi. *sighs*

TK: *rolls eyes and reads her book*

Kaoru: *bangs her head on the desk continuously*

TK: Um...that's not healthy.

Kaoru: SO WHAT?!?!?! I'M BORED!!!

Teacher: Shhhhhh!

Kaoru: Sorry.

20 minutes later...

Misao: Is this class over yet?

TK: No.

Misao: WILL IT EVER END?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!!

Everyone stares at her.

Misao: Okay, I'm done. *puts her head down*

TK: --_--'

Katie: *shakes her head and continues reading her book*

After a while, it was lunch time. TK and Katie went to the pizza line with Kaoru and Misao

following them.

TK: *gets her pizza*

Misao: *looking at hot tray* What is it?

TK: It's pizza.

Misao: Pizza?

TK: Yeah. You eat it.

Misao: *touches the hot tray itself* OW!! SHIT, THAT HURTS!!!

TK: --_--'

They sit at the table.

Misao: My hand! Owww!

TK: You shouldn't have touched the hot tray.

Misao: You never told me it was hot!

Kaoru: This food looks a little weird. *eats pizza; spits it at Katie* THIS STUFF IS

DISGUSTING!!!

TK: You don't like pizza?!

Kaoru: It tastes like crap!

TK: Wow, the first person I met who doesn't like pizza.

Katie: *with partially eaten food all over her face* --_--

After lunch, Misao went to the bathroom. TK decided to follow her to make sure she doesn't do

anything weird.

Misao: What are those things?

TK: It's a toilet.

Misao: Okay? *walks into the stall*

TK: And close the door.

Misao slams the door stall.

TK: YOU NEARLY GOT MY FINGER!!!

Misao: Sorry.

TK stood there in front of Misao's stall. After about 2 minutes, TK thought that Misao is taking

too long. She knocked on the stall, only getting the answer of something dropping into the

toilet. After that she heard the toilet flush. TK thought that maybe she was done when suddenly

she heard something else drop. 'Maybe she's taking a long dump.' TK thought. TK then thought,

'Well, maybe I'll check on her.' She knocked once again.

TK: Misao?

Misao: Come in.

TK opens the door to see Misao sticking her head in the toilet.

TK: o_0 Misao...what are you doing?

Misao: *lifts head* I'm washing my face! ^_^ *sticks her head back in and flushes the toilet*

TK:....Misao? It's not for that.

Misao: *lifts head* Then what is it for?

TK whispers in her ear what it's for.

Misao: EWWWWW!!!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!!!!!! I *REALLY* NEED TO WASH MY FACE, NOW!!!!!!!!!!

TK:....Not now. I need to run to my 5th period.

TK, Kaoru (who was standing in front if the bathroom sign), and Misao ran to the Social Studies

hallway. In 5th period...

Teacher: *bell rings* You're late.

TK: No thanks to Misao.

Misao: DON'T BLAME ME!!!!!! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PEOPLE CRAP IN THOSE THINGS!!!!!!

Everyone: *stares; blinks*

TK: *ahem*

Misao:...............................WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Teacher:...Nothing. Just sit down.

Misao: Okay! ^_^ *sits down*

Teacher: *ahem* Now class, as I was saying...*starts making a really boring lecture*

Misao and Kaoru instantly fall asleep. TK is tempted to fall asleep.

Guy sitting near TK (GSNTK): Hey baby.

Misao: What? Me?!

GSNTK: Yeah you. You're cute.

Misao:......

TK: Don't mind him. He's the same guy who was flirting with me.

GSNTK: But I don't want you! She's even more cute.

Misao:......

GSNTK: Who's that girl sitting behind you?

Misao: Kaoru. Why?

GSNTK: She's cute too. Even more cute than both of you!

Kaoru: O.O

Misao: What?!

TK: You're kidding me.

Misao: I AM DEFINITLY SEXIER THAN KAORU IF YOU ASK ME!!!

Kaoru: NO!! I'M SEXIER THAN YOU!!!

Misao: YOU ARE NOT!!!!

GSNTK: O.O

TK: --_--'

TK sat like that, while Kaoru and Misao fought all 5th period. Since this is going nowhere,

I'll speed up to 6th period. In sixth period...

Teacher: *puts a bunch of complex geometry problems on the board*

Misao: He expects us to do all this in our heads?!

TK: No. We have calculators. Use one. *gives Misao a calculator*

Misao: *stares at calculator; chews it*

TK: NO!!!!! Give me that. --_-- *takes it back* Saliva! Gross!

Misao: What?

Kaoru: *is eating paper*

TK: o_0

Kaoru: *with paper hanging from her mouth* I'm hungry.

TK: What is wrong with you two?

Kaoru: Well, I didn't eat during lunch.

TK: You should've.

Kaoru: I DON'T EAT SHIT!!!

Misao: NEITHER DO I, AND I STUCK MY HEAD IN THE TOILET!!!

Everyone: o_0

TK: *anime sweat drop*

Teacher:....You two go to the office.

Misao & Kaoru: Huh?!

Teacher: You heard me! Go! I'll call the principal.

Misao: Where's the office?

Teacher: An administrator will lead you.

Misao: ??

TK: You are in trouble.

Misao: SHUT UP!!!

TK: WHAT?!?! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!!

Misao: YES IT IS!!! YOU BROUGHT US TO THIS HELLHOLE!!!

Kaoru: YEAH!!!

TK: You suggested it.

Teacher: 3 of you, then.

TK: Huh?

Teacher: All 3 of you go to the office.

TK: But!! BUT!!!

Teacher: No buts!

Kaoru: NO BUTTS!?!?!

TK: No, stupid!

Kaoru: DON'T CALL ME STUPID!!!!

TK: --_-- You are.

Kaoru: *throws a desk at her*

TK: O_O *ducks* WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

The desk hits another student.

Student: X_X

Teacher: This may be a problem.

Kaoru: GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misao: Calm down.

TK: You otta be talking.

MIsao: What?

Kaoru tackles TK.

TK: O_O

Kaoru starts punching TK.

Suddenly the administrator walks in seeing Kaoru on top of TK,

punching the living daylights out of her, and Misao sitting there confused. Later in the office,

Kenshin is sitting in there, hugging his sword, when he suddenly sees Kaoru, a very beat up TK,

Misao walking into the room.

Kenshin: What happened?

TK: We had a little fight.

Kaoru: *glares at TK*

Kenshin: Who did this?

TK points at Kaoru.

Kesnhin: My delicate Kaoru?

Kaoru: Yes, sweetheart. ^_^

Kenshin: Oro?

TK: *grabs Kenshin by the collar* IF YOU DON'T STOP SAYING "ORO", I AM GONNA-

Kaoru: PUT HIM DOWN!!!!

TK: *drops Kenshin* Okay, I'm cool now.

Kaoru: --_--

Afterward, Kenshin, Kaoru, Misao, and TK were released off school campus. Back at home.

Misao: So now you can't go back to school for a week?

TK: Yup, and I'll probably fail the semester, no thanks to both of you.

Kaoru glares.

TK: It's true.

Misao: It's my fault too. I talk way too much, and it gets you into trouble.

TK: That's true too.

Misao: And now I'm gonna be silent for a WHOLE DAY!

TK: *sarcasm* OH, BOY!!!

Misao: What? You don't think I can do it?

TK: I'd say it won't even last for 30 seconds.

Misao: OKAY!!! *bits lip and stay's silent*

30 seconds later...

Misao: *face turns red* Mmmmm! Mmmmm! *really wants to talk*

TK: Uh, oh! She's gonna choke!

Misao:............AHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!! I MUST TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TK: I knew it.

Misao: Hey, TK. Remember that day I smashed up that cube of yours?

TK: Unfortunately for you, yes.

Misao: Remember how I kept thinking that it was Lord Aoshi, but then Lord Aoshi was right there?

TK: Yes.

Misao: If that wasn't Lord Aoshi, then who was it?

TK: Aoshi.

Misao: Huh?

TK: That was nothing more than a little picture of Aoshi.

Misao: Oh.

TK: I have many more.

Misao:......HEY!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF AOSHI ANYWAY?!?!

TK:......

Misao: Wait a minute. You don't...

TK:...

Later in the living room, Aoshi was relaxing on the couch. His relaxation was interrupted when

TK and Misao ran by. Misao was holding a long, very sharp, butcher knife.

Misao: YOU COME BACK HERE, TK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TK: NO, MISAO!!! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!

Misao: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK OF GETTING NEAR AOSHI!!!!!!!!!

Aoshi:.......

TK: WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?!?!?!?! HELP ME FROM THIS INSANE CHILD!!!!!!!!!!

Aoshi:....

Saito comes out of nowhere.

TK: Saito? Where did you come from?

Saito: I have come to punish you. *deep inhale*

Suddenly a bunch of female dancers come out of TK's closet with dressed up as catholic school

girls and starts dancing behind Saito, who is also dressed up like a schoolgirl. Suddenly some

horrifying pop music starts playing. and Saito starts twirling his hair.

Saito: *singing*

Oh baby,baby, how was I supposed to know,

that something wasn't right here,

Oh baby, baby,

I shouldn't have you go,

And now you're out of sight, yeah

Show me how you want it to be

tell me baby cause i need to know now,

oh because

Suddenly the dancers and Saito start singing all together.

My loneliness is killing me (and I)

I must confess I still believe (still believe)

When I'm not with you i lose my mind

give me a sign

hit me baby one more time!

This was starting to scare TK, Aoshi, and Misao.

TK: *covering ears* SAITO!!! PLEASE STOP!!!

Saito: Fine! I'll give you the ultimate punishment. *starts taking off his clothes*

TK & Aoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Misao: O_O I'M TOO YOUNG TO SEE THAT!!!!!

TK: YOUR TOO YOUNG!?!?!?!?! I'M 14!!! PLUS, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTS TO HAVE DIRTY SEX WITH

AOSHI!!!

Aoshi: O_O

Misao: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSE TO TELL!!! *jump on TK and starts to choke her*

TK's face starts to turn blue.

Aoshi:......

Misao: DIE!!! DIE!!!! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

TK:X_X

Aoshi:..................Misao, stop.

Misao: *stops choking TK and gets off*

TK: *gasping for breath*

Misao: I'm still gonna get you for what you said.

TK: o.o

Saito: Um... is anyone paying attention to me at all?

Aoshi: *looks at Saito; quickly looks away with a grossed out look on his face* P-Put your

clothes back on!

Saito: But I feel comfortable!

Aoshi: Please! I'm begging you!

Saito: Fine. *puts his clothes back on*

TK: Why me?!

Aoshi: That was the most disturbing thing I have EVER seen in my life.

Saito: Is it really that bad?

TK: Yes!

Saito: You're mean!

TK: You're ugly!

Saito: *whiny* NO, I'M NOT!!! *walks away crying*

TK: *sigh* Why didn't you guys just all be warped to the future at Katie's house?

Misao: I dunno.