Misao, Kenshin, and Aoshi are downstairs with TK watching the big black thing with colors and people in it. (the big screen TV; that is what Aoshi calls it)
Misao: HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE GET IN THERE?!?! CAN I GET IN THERE?!?!?!
TK: They didn't get in there and no, Misao. You can't get inside the TV.
Misao: Why Not?! /._.\
TK: Because it's not possible.
Kenshin: Not if I can help it! *runs at the TV yelling; smashes into the screen*
TK: See?
Misao: Aww! I wanted to go in there. I would be cool!
TK: Too bad. *changes the channel*
Misao: *gasp* HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!??!?!?!
TK: Do what?
Misao: You push that thingy then the whole thing changes! Now it went to a guy jumping out of a car to a boring old man talking.
TK: The news.
Misao: Whatever. Lemme see that! *takes remote and changes channel to Barney* What is that?
TK: Misao, change the channel.
Misao: What?
TK: NOW!!
Misao: Not until you tell me what it is.
TK: Change it!
Barney comes out of the TV.
Kenshin: I knew it was possible!
TK: WHAT THE F-
Aoshi: This is a PG-13 story, like you told me. No cussing.
TK: *looking at Barney* O_O
Barney: Hi everybody!
TK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: *looking at TK* ...........................I don't see what's so scary.
Barney: #I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...#
Aoshi covers his ears.
Kenshin suddenly takes off the head of the costume. It's Shishio!
Kenshin: Shishio?! What are you doing?
Shishio: Punishing you! What does it look like?!
TK: How did you get out of the TV?
Shishio: Houji spiked your food that you all ate for breakfast and now you're pumped with LSD!
TK: So you're a figment of our imagination?
Shishio: Exactly!
Aoshi: This makes no sense at all whatsoever! *looks at hand and starts moving it back and fourth* My hand is glowing! o.o
TK: Dude, what is wrong with you?
Aoshi: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!
TK: What did you eat?
Aoshi: Bacon.
TK: I'm not eating that tomorrow.
Misao: *runs around the room* WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TK: I'm guessing she ate what you ate.
Shishio: I see the drugs are already affecting you. I must go now. *disappears*
Kaoru suddenly walks downstairs.
Kaoru: KENSHIN!!! KENJI IS WALKING ON THE MOON!!! CAN YOU TELL ME WHY?!?!
TK: Um…Kaoru? 0_o
Kenshin is on the floor with drool coming out of his mouth.
Kaoru: KENSHIN!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? *kicks Kenshin*
Kenshin: Piggys…
TK: Kaoru? Did you eat the bacon?
Kaoru: Yeah. Why?
TK: The bacon is drugged. You're hallucinating.
Kaoru: NO!!! I'M JUST SITTING THERE, TALKING WITH KENJI, THEN SUDDENLY THE MOON APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AND KENJI FLEW TO THE MOON!!! And then a cow jumped over it too…*starts drooling*
TK: o_0
Aoshi faints.
TK: Aoshi? *pokes Aoshi*
Aoshi: *mumbles* No. Leave me alone, Misao. I want to sleep.
Misao: BUT I'M NOT TRYING TO HUMP YOU LIKE I TRY TO EVERY MORNING!!!
TK: O_O
Misao:...Ehe! Forget you heard that. ^_^ '
TK: I'll try to.
Misao: Aoshi? *poke* Aoshi?! *poke, poke* AOSHI DON'T DIE!!!!!! *beats on Aoshi's chest*
Aoshi pops to life.
Aoshi: Ugh! What?!
Misao: I like your ass. ^_^
Aoshi falls over again.
Misao: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD BOOBS!!!
Aoshi: *pops up again* WHAT?!?!?! *looks at chest* I don't have boobs.
Misao: MY HUNNY BUNNY!!! *jumps on Aoshi and starts hugging him tightly*
Aoshi: I...can't...breath...!
TK:.....I'm going upstairs. --_--
Misao: Great! I'll go with you!
TK and Misao go upstairs.
TK: Why are you following me?
Misao: I dunno.
Kaoru comes out of nowhere.
Kaoru: THE COWS!! THE COWS!!! *grabs TK's shirt collar and shakes her violently* THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWS!!!!!!!!!!
TK: (While being shaken) AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! WHAT COWS?!?!
Kaoru: *pulls TK close; shifty eyes; whispers* The cows are coming.
TK: 0_o
Misao: COWS?!?! THE COWS ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER!?!?! I MUST HIDE!!! *runs behind a tall plant in the living room*
TK: This is why you shouldn't take drugs.
Kaoru: EVERYBODY RUN!!! *runs outside*
TK: *sigh* Great. --_-- *runs after Kaoru*
Aoshi walks upstairs wondering what the commotion is about.
Aoshi: What just happened?
Misao: AOSHI?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?!?! *stares at the tall plant* Aoshi?
Aoshi:...
Misao: Say something, sweetie.
Aoshi: Um...I'm behind you.
Misao: *to Aoshi* Not now! *to the tall plant* Aoshi?
It's quiet for 20 seconds.
Misao: /._.\ Why don't you talk to me?!
Aoshi: --_-- ...Whatever...*walks off*
Misao: Aoshi?! You said something!!
Meanwhile outside...
TK: KAORU!!! COME BACK HERE!!!
Kaoru knocks on one of the doors to the houses.
Person: *answers the door* Hello?
Kaoru: *shakes person* LOCK YOUR DOORS!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN TO PROTECT YOURSELVES!!! THE COWS ARE COMING!!!
Person: Okay...?
Kaoru runs off like a lunatic.
Person's wife: Honey? Who is that?
Person: Oh, nothing! Just someone trying to sell us something! *slams door*
TK: KAORU COME BACK OVER HERE!!!
Misao: HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE GET IN THERE?!?! CAN I GET IN THERE?!?!?!
TK: They didn't get in there and no, Misao. You can't get inside the TV.
Misao: Why Not?! /._.\
TK: Because it's not possible.
Kenshin: Not if I can help it! *runs at the TV yelling; smashes into the screen*
TK: See?
Misao: Aww! I wanted to go in there. I would be cool!
TK: Too bad. *changes the channel*
Misao: *gasp* HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!??!?!?!
TK: Do what?
Misao: You push that thingy then the whole thing changes! Now it went to a guy jumping out of a car to a boring old man talking.
TK: The news.
Misao: Whatever. Lemme see that! *takes remote and changes channel to Barney* What is that?
TK: Misao, change the channel.
Misao: What?
TK: NOW!!
Misao: Not until you tell me what it is.
TK: Change it!
Barney comes out of the TV.
Kenshin: I knew it was possible!
TK: WHAT THE F-
Aoshi: This is a PG-13 story, like you told me. No cussing.
TK: *looking at Barney* O_O
Barney: Hi everybody!
TK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aoshi: *looking at TK* ...........................I don't see what's so scary.
Barney: #I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...#
Aoshi covers his ears.
Kenshin suddenly takes off the head of the costume. It's Shishio!
Kenshin: Shishio?! What are you doing?
Shishio: Punishing you! What does it look like?!
TK: How did you get out of the TV?
Shishio: Houji spiked your food that you all ate for breakfast and now you're pumped with LSD!
TK: So you're a figment of our imagination?
Shishio: Exactly!
Aoshi: This makes no sense at all whatsoever! *looks at hand and starts moving it back and fourth* My hand is glowing! o.o
TK: Dude, what is wrong with you?
Aoshi: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!
TK: What did you eat?
Aoshi: Bacon.
TK: I'm not eating that tomorrow.
Misao: *runs around the room* WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TK: I'm guessing she ate what you ate.
Shishio: I see the drugs are already affecting you. I must go now. *disappears*
Kaoru suddenly walks downstairs.
Kaoru: KENSHIN!!! KENJI IS WALKING ON THE MOON!!! CAN YOU TELL ME WHY?!?!
TK: Um…Kaoru? 0_o
Kenshin is on the floor with drool coming out of his mouth.
Kaoru: KENSHIN!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? *kicks Kenshin*
Kenshin: Piggys…
TK: Kaoru? Did you eat the bacon?
Kaoru: Yeah. Why?
TK: The bacon is drugged. You're hallucinating.
Kaoru: NO!!! I'M JUST SITTING THERE, TALKING WITH KENJI, THEN SUDDENLY THE MOON APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AND KENJI FLEW TO THE MOON!!! And then a cow jumped over it too…*starts drooling*
TK: o_0
Aoshi faints.
TK: Aoshi? *pokes Aoshi*
Aoshi: *mumbles* No. Leave me alone, Misao. I want to sleep.
Misao: BUT I'M NOT TRYING TO HUMP YOU LIKE I TRY TO EVERY MORNING!!!
TK: O_O
Misao:...Ehe! Forget you heard that. ^_^ '
TK: I'll try to.
Misao: Aoshi? *poke* Aoshi?! *poke, poke* AOSHI DON'T DIE!!!!!! *beats on Aoshi's chest*
Aoshi pops to life.
Aoshi: Ugh! What?!
Misao: I like your ass. ^_^
Aoshi falls over again.
Misao: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD BOOBS!!!
Aoshi: *pops up again* WHAT?!?!?! *looks at chest* I don't have boobs.
Misao: MY HUNNY BUNNY!!! *jumps on Aoshi and starts hugging him tightly*
Aoshi: I...can't...breath...!
TK:.....I'm going upstairs. --_--
Misao: Great! I'll go with you!
TK and Misao go upstairs.
TK: Why are you following me?
Misao: I dunno.
Kaoru comes out of nowhere.
Kaoru: THE COWS!! THE COWS!!! *grabs TK's shirt collar and shakes her violently* THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWS!!!!!!!!!!
TK: (While being shaken) AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! WHAT COWS?!?!
Kaoru: *pulls TK close; shifty eyes; whispers* The cows are coming.
TK: 0_o
Misao: COWS?!?! THE COWS ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER!?!?! I MUST HIDE!!! *runs behind a tall plant in the living room*
TK: This is why you shouldn't take drugs.
Kaoru: EVERYBODY RUN!!! *runs outside*
TK: *sigh* Great. --_-- *runs after Kaoru*
Aoshi walks upstairs wondering what the commotion is about.
Aoshi: What just happened?
Misao: AOSHI?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?!?! *stares at the tall plant* Aoshi?
Aoshi:...
Misao: Say something, sweetie.
Aoshi: Um...I'm behind you.
Misao: *to Aoshi* Not now! *to the tall plant* Aoshi?
It's quiet for 20 seconds.
Misao: /._.\ Why don't you talk to me?!
Aoshi: --_-- ...Whatever...*walks off*
Misao: Aoshi?! You said something!!
Meanwhile outside...
TK: KAORU!!! COME BACK HERE!!!
Kaoru knocks on one of the doors to the houses.
Person: *answers the door* Hello?
Kaoru: *shakes person* LOCK YOUR DOORS!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN TO PROTECT YOURSELVES!!! THE COWS ARE COMING!!!
Person: Okay...?
Kaoru runs off like a lunatic.
Person's wife: Honey? Who is that?
Person: Oh, nothing! Just someone trying to sell us something! *slams door*
TK: KAORU COME BACK OVER HERE!!!
