Misao, Kenshin, and Aoshi are downstairs with TK watching the big black thing with colors and people in it. (the big screen TV; that is what Aoshi calls it)

Misao: HOW DO THOSE PEOPLE GET IN THERE?!?! CAN I GET IN THERE?!?!?!

TK: They didn't get in there and no, Misao. You can't get inside the TV.

Misao: Why Not?! /._.\

TK: Because it's not possible.

Kenshin: Not if I can help it! *runs at the TV yelling; smashes into the screen*

TK: See?

Misao: Aww! I wanted to go in there. I would be cool!

TK: Too bad. *changes the channel*

Misao: *gasp* HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?!??!?!?!

TK: Do what?

Misao: You push that thingy then the whole thing changes! Now it went to a guy jumping out of a car to a boring old man talking.

TK: The news.

Misao: Whatever. Lemme see that! *takes remote and changes channel to Barney* What is that?

TK: Misao, change the channel.

Misao: What?

TK: NOW!!

Misao: Not until you tell me what it is.

TK: Change it!

Barney comes out of the TV.

Kenshin: I knew it was possible!

TK: WHAT THE F-

Aoshi: This is a PG-13 story, like you told me. No cussing.

TK: *looking at Barney* O_O

Barney: Hi everybody!

TK: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aoshi: *looking at TK* ...........................I don't see what's so scary.

Barney: #I love you, you love me, we're a happy family...#

Aoshi covers his ears.

Kenshin suddenly takes off the head of the costume. It's Shishio!

Kenshin: Shishio?! What are you doing?

Shishio: Punishing you! What does it look like?!

TK: How did you get out of the TV?

Shishio: Houji spiked your food that you all ate for breakfast and now you're pumped with LSD!

TK: So you're a figment of our imagination?

Shishio: Exactly!

Aoshi: This makes no sense at all whatsoever! *looks at hand and starts moving it back and fourth* My hand is glowing! o.o

TK: Dude, what is wrong with you?

Aoshi: I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!

TK: What did you eat?

Aoshi: Bacon.

TK: I'm not eating that tomorrow.

Misao: *runs around the room* WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TK: I'm guessing she ate what you ate.

Shishio: I see the drugs are already affecting you. I must go now. *disappears*

Kaoru suddenly walks downstairs.

Kaoru: KENSHIN!!! KENJI IS WALKING ON THE MOON!!! CAN YOU TELL ME WHY?!?!

TK: Um…Kaoru? 0_o

Kenshin is on the floor with drool coming out of his mouth.

Kaoru: KENSHIN!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!? *kicks Kenshin*

Kenshin: Piggys…

TK: Kaoru? Did you eat the bacon?

Kaoru: Yeah. Why?

TK: The bacon is drugged. You're hallucinating.

Kaoru: NO!!! I'M JUST SITTING THERE, TALKING WITH KENJI, THEN SUDDENLY THE MOON APPEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM AND KENJI FLEW TO THE MOON!!! And then a cow jumped over it too…*starts drooling*

TK: o_0

Aoshi faints.

TK: Aoshi? *pokes Aoshi*

Aoshi: *mumbles* No. Leave me alone, Misao. I want to sleep.

Misao: BUT I'M NOT TRYING TO HUMP YOU LIKE I TRY TO EVERY MORNING!!!

TK: O_O

Misao:...Ehe! Forget you heard that. ^_^ '

TK: I'll try to.

Misao: Aoshi? *poke* Aoshi?! *poke, poke* AOSHI DON'T DIE!!!!!! *beats on Aoshi's chest*

Aoshi pops to life.

Aoshi: Ugh! What?!

Misao: I like your ass. ^_^

Aoshi falls over again.

Misao: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD BOOBS!!!

Aoshi: *pops up again* WHAT?!?!?! *looks at chest* I don't have boobs.

Misao: MY HUNNY BUNNY!!! *jumps on Aoshi and starts hugging him tightly*

Aoshi: I...can't...breath...!

TK:.....I'm going upstairs. --_--

Misao: Great! I'll go with you!

TK and Misao go upstairs.

TK: Why are you following me?

Misao: I dunno.

Kaoru comes out of nowhere.

Kaoru: THE COWS!! THE COWS!!! *grabs TK's shirt collar and shakes her violently* THE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWS!!!!!!!!!!

TK: (While being shaken) AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! WHAT COWS?!?!

Kaoru: *pulls TK close; shifty eyes; whispers* The cows are coming.

TK: 0_o

Misao: COWS?!?! THE COWS ARE COMING TO TAKE OVER!?!?! I MUST HIDE!!! *runs behind a tall plant in the living room*

TK: This is why you shouldn't take drugs.

Kaoru: EVERYBODY RUN!!! *runs outside*

TK: *sigh* Great. --_-- *runs after Kaoru*

Aoshi walks upstairs wondering what the commotion is about.

Aoshi: What just happened?

Misao: AOSHI?!?! IS THAT YOU?!?!?! *stares at the tall plant* Aoshi?

Aoshi:...

Misao: Say something, sweetie.

Aoshi: Um...I'm behind you.

Misao: *to Aoshi* Not now! *to the tall plant* Aoshi?

It's quiet for 20 seconds.

Misao: /._.\ Why don't you talk to me?!

Aoshi: --_-- ...Whatever...*walks off*

Misao: Aoshi?! You said something!!

Meanwhile outside...

TK: KAORU!!! COME BACK HERE!!!

Kaoru knocks on one of the doors to the houses.

Person: *answers the door* Hello?

Kaoru: *shakes person* LOCK YOUR DOORS!!! HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!! DO WHAT YOU CAN TO PROTECT YOURSELVES!!! THE COWS ARE COMING!!!

Person: Okay...?

Kaoru runs off like a lunatic.

Person's wife: Honey? Who is that?

Person: Oh, nothing! Just someone trying to sell us something! *slams door*

TK: KAORU COME BACK OVER HERE!!!