Pumpkinhead vs. Ash

Ed Harley and two teenagers are running to a farmhouse to escape the evil Pumpkinhead. The three reach the barn door to discover that it is locked.
Girl: Unlock the door! Hurry!
Ed: Calm down! I don't have my key with me. It's inside.
Boy: Well that was stupid! First you summon this thing, now you lock your keys inside a locked barn! Smooth move, Jack!
Ed: Looks like we'll have to fight it.
Boy: Fight it!? Screw that, man!

Pumpkinhead pops through the trees and spots the three survivors. The three panic and spread apart away from the barn door. Pumpkinhead goes after the girl.
Ed: HEY! HEY! Come after me!

Ed picks up a flaming branch and starts waving it around to get the demon's attention. Pumpkinhead spots Ed and starts walking his way. Ed looks around for a weapon, but he can't find anything to use.
Ed: Now what?

Suddenly, a chainsaw blade pops through the barn door behind Ed and a brown haired man with a ripped denim shirt walks through.
Ash: Why don't you let me take over?

Ash walks up to Pumpkinhead.
Ash: What the hell are you? Why do they call you "Pumpkinhead"? Your head doesn't even look like a pumpkin. Oh well.

Ash pulls out his double barrel and shoots Pumpkinhead in the chest, but the creature doesn't get hurt. Pumpkinhead looks down at Ash. Ash looks into Pumpkinhead's eyes.
Ash: Oh sh-

Pumpkinhead picks up Ash and throws him into the barn wall. Ash lands on the ground hurt. Ed looks at Ash and runs at Pumpkinhead with a flaming branch. Pumpkinhead grabs Ed and throws Ed into the barn. Ed lands on the floor and hits a pitchfork, making it fall down and stab his arm. Pumpkinhead grabs its arm in pain and Ash gets an idea.
Ash: Now I see.

Ash walks over to Ed and helps him up. Ed pulls the pitchfork out of his arm.
Ed: Thanks, stranger.
Ash: No problem.

Ash shoots Ed in the head, killing both Ed and Pumpkinhead at the same time. Ash turns around and watches as Pumpkinhead bursts into flames and disappears.

Ash: Groovy.

Ash spins his gun around like a cowboy and puts it in its holster. The two kids run up to Ash.
Boy: Why did you kill Mr. Harley?
Ash: I think that this is the man who summoned that God forsaken demon. They were joined together at thought, like that kid from E.T.
Girl: Is that thing gone?
Ash: Yeeeah. For good. Now. If you'll excuse me, I'm goin' after the people that created all of this.

Ash gets all of his things and goes on to fight the greatest villains of all time.