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TK decides to have everyone come down into the small room downstairs. People decided to confess.

Kenshin: I have a confession to make!

Everyone: What?

Kenshin: I...I slept with Megumi...that I did.

Kaoru: O.O

TK: Well, I'm not surprised.

Kaoru: KENSHIN, HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!

Kenshin: All I simply did was kiss her then get her into my bed, then we--

TK: SHE WASN'T ASKING FOR THE DETAIL!!!!

Kenshin:.....Oh.....

Kaoru: Well, then I have a confession! I slept with Sano!

TK: O_O *thinking: Isn't he gay?*

Sano: DON'T TELL EVERYONE, KAORU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone but Kaoru & Kenshin: O_O

Kenshin: Sano... :(

Sano: Ehe!

Kenshin gets up and hits Sano.

Sano: *holding his nose* My beautiful face!!

TK: It is NOT pretty. --_--

Sano: *sticks out tongue*

Aoshi: Since everyone here is confessing, I guess I'll make a confession too.

Misao: YOU'RE GAY?!?!?!?!

Aoshi: No. --_--

Misao: Okay, I don't have to worry about that.

Aoshi: Anyway...Kaoru, you know how lately your underwear has been missing.

Kaoru: Yeah...

Aoshi: Well...*ahem*

TK: You're a cross-dresser?!

Aoshi: No! All I do is sniff her underwear, that's all.

Kaoru: o.o

TK: What about the one day I caught you sniffing MY underwear?

Aoshi: I THOUGHT IT WAS KAORU'S!!!!!!!!!!

Flashback to a few days ago. Aoshi is in the laundry room. He suddenly picks up some white panties and sniffs them. Suddenly TK shows up in the doorway.

TK: Aoshi, what are you doing?

Aoshi: *puts underwear behind his back* Nothing!

TK: What are you doing with MY underwear?!

Aoshi: You're underwear?! (he thought it was Kaoru's)

TK: Why was it near your face while you were inhaling a second ago?

Aoshi: I was checking if it was clean. *shifty eyes*

TK: Yeah. Right. Tell me the REAL reason why you are sniffing all over my panties.

Aoshi: I wasn't sniffing your panties!

TK: Cut the crap. You were breathing in panties. MY panties might I add!

Aoshi: *anime sweat drop*

Scene goes back to the whole group. Aoshi is just sitting there, completely embarrassed. TK is glaring at him.

Kaoru: Why? Why are you sniffing my panties?

Aoshi: *face is red and has anime sweat drop*

Kaoru: Well?

Aoshi: I HAVE A FETISH!!!!!! OKAY?!?!?!?!?!?

Kaoru: Okay...

Sano: Well I have a admission now.

Everyone looks in his direction.

Sano: Everyone..................I'm a homosexual.

Aoshi: We kinda knew that, Sano.

TK: Yeah.

Sano: HOW?!?!?! ARE YOU TWO LOOKING INTO MY DIARY?!?!?!

TK: No. It's just...it's...

Misao: It's evident. We can see you're gay.

TK: That's the way I'd put it.

Sano: Well, sorry I made it so obvious.

TK: Anyway...

Misao: Wait, if your gay then why did you sleep with Kaoru?

Sano: Oh, I thought she was a guy.

Misao: Oh.

Kaoru: O_O *glare*

Sano: The lights were out.

Kenshin: *glare*

Kaoru: *ahem* Hey, we're all admitting secrets. Do you have any, TK?

TK: --_--'

Kaoru: Well?

TK: Yeah, I do.

Everyone looks into her direction.

TK: My secret is...

Sano: What? I can't stand suspense.

TK: I...I have a crush on Aoshi.

Aoshi: You too?

Misao: Do you? *kinda creepy look*

TK: *uneasy look* Yeah...

Kaoru: What is your secret, Misao.

Misao: Well, I don't have a big one. Everyone kinda knows who I like, and I didn't really do anything bad. So I guess I'm off the hook! ^_^'

TK: No, you're hiding something.

Misao: No.

TK: Don't bullshit me. I know when someone is lying. Take Aoshi...well, then again...don't take Aoshi for an example. He sucks at lying. The point is, I know that your lying so don't hide it.

Aoshi: --_--

Misao: I'm not hiding anything.

TK: If you were Pinocchio, your nose would be so long...

Misao: What is that suppose to mean?!

TK: That is has to be one, big, fat lie.

Misao: I'M NOT LYING!!!!

TK: I'm getting it out of you. You're gonna tell me!

Misao: *uneasy look*

TK: There is no point to hiding it. Someone is going to find out. You're gonna have to tell sooner or later.

Misao: *blink*

TK: If you don't tell me, I'll tell Aoshi your *other* little dirty secrets. *gives a look*

Misao:....

TK: Hey Aoshi! Misao-

Misao: OKAY!!! OKAY!!! I'LL TELL YOU!!! *sigh* I made out with Kenshin.

Kaoru: O.O

TK: Dang, Kenshin!

Kenshin: *anime sweat drop*

Misao: We were alone. I was confused.

TK: You must of been VERY confused.

Kenshin: What is that suppose to mean?

TK: Nothing.

Misao: The Sake was getting to me!

Aoshi: SAKE?!?! YOU WERE DRINKING?!?!?!

Misao: YEEEEEESSS!!!!

TK: o.o I didn't expect this much.

Kaoru: *evil eyes* NOBODY TOUCHES MY KENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TK: Oh, boy. U_U

Kaoru: *starts chocking Megumi, I don't know where she came from*

Misao: *frightened*

Aoshi: I'm beginning to have the feeling that all of us confessing these secrets was not a good idea.

TK: *watches Kaoru chase Misao* I agree. Maybe this wasn't a good idea.

Kaoru: *points at Aoshi* SHUT UP, PANTY-SNIFFER!!!!!!!!!

Aoshi: I'm starting to wish I didn't confess that.

TK: --_--'

Kenshin: *has Kaoru grabbing him and squeezing him* ORO?!?!?

Kaoru: KENSHIN, WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH MEGUMI AND MISAO?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kenji: Um, mom? Can I tell you my secret now?

Kaoru: *gets off Kenshin* Sure, okay!

Kenji: Mom...I'm not a virgin.

Kaoru: O_O

TK: Woah.

Kenji: I also have been taking a little bit of Megumi's opium.

Kaoru: WHAT?!?! KENJI, I TOLD YOU THAT DRUGS ARE BAD!!!!!

Kenji: Sorry.

Kaoru: WHO WAS YOUR FIRST TIME?!?!?!

Kenji:...do you remember that Katie girl...?

Kaoru:...YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!

Kenji: --_--

Kenshin: Whenever I was grounded I...*ahem*

Kaoru: What?

Kenshin: Nothing.

Sano: I masturbate!

TK: That's nice.

Long silence.

Misao: ME TOO!!!

Long silence with everyone looking at her with disturbed looks on their face.

Misao: What?!

TK: Misao, please don't tell me that again.

Misao: What is wrong with ma-

TK: Shut up!

Aoshi: This conversation has now taken the wrong turn.

TK: I know.

Sano: POOPIE!!!!

TK: Okay...

Kaoru: KENSHIN!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kenshin: ORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORORO!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Kenji: OPIUM, THAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!

TK: Weirdo. --_--

Misao: I HAVE HAIR ON MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

TK: I didn't want to know that before I died.

Misao: Oh well.

Kaoru: THANKS A LOT!!! NOW I'M GONNA HAVE DREAMS ABOUT A HAIRY MONSTER CHASING ME NAMED MISAO...That masturbates with Kodachis.

Aoshi: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Misao: *growls at Kaoru*

Kenshin: A blade inside you? Wouldn't that hurt?

Kaoru: No! She uses the handle.

Aoshi: Misao, is this true?

Misao: TK knew, Kaoru knew, and now you know.

Aoshi: o.o And I was once wondering why the handle was wet. Now I know why...

TK: And to think Aoshi, you were putting them near you nose earlier.

Aoshi: O_O

Kaoru: Maybe he likes the smell.

Misao: KAORU!!!! THAT WAS WRONG!!!

Aoshi: I did.

Kaoru: O.O I wasn't expecting a response to that.

Misao:.........

Everyone else: o.0

TK: Okay, this is one exceedingly strange and very disgusting little moment.

Misao: Sex is evil, evil is a sin, sins are forgiven, so let's begin.

TK: Misao? o_0

Misao: Sorry, that was just a random outburst.

Kenshin: So good with poetry, that she is.

TK: Right. o_0

Aoshi: Hands! Dirty! Must purify! Must sterilize! Must clean hands! Ewwwww! *tries to run out of the room, but the door is locked* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! *starts ramming into door continuously*

TK: o.0 Aoshi. Calm yourself.

Misao: Hold on...*pulls ponytail out of her shirt* There is no hair on my back. It's just my ponytail.

TK: --_--

Aoshi: *looks at hands with a freaked out look on his face*

TK: Aoshi, it is not that bad!

Aoshi: HOW!?!

TK: Well...you finally got to feel what Misao's "stuff" feels like.

Aoshi: You're sick.

TK: I know. It's one of my many attributes.

Aoshi: Now... Who hasn't told a secret?

Yahiko and Katie suddenly open the door.

Katie: What's goin' on?

Kenji: o.o SHE'S FROM THE OUTSIDE!!!

TK: Moron. --_--

Aoshi: Did you finally tell the manager to change the theme song from "Freckles" to my favorite song?

TK: What's your favorite song?

Aoshi: *yelling* THEME SONG!!! #BABBLE, BABBLE, BITCH, BITCH, REBEL, REBEL, PARTY, PARTY, SEX, SEX, SEX, DON'T FORGET THE VIOLENCE!#

Everyone: 0_o

TK: Aoshi, that's not gonna make it as the Ruroni Kenshin theme song.

Aoshi:.....Yeah, it is..

Yahiko: Okay...

Aoshi: Enough about me. Does anyone have a secret?

Yahiko: Ooooh.... you're telling secrets? Did you hear about Kaoru's sexual fantasies of Kenshin?

Kenshin: Oro?

Yahiko: *smirk*

Kaoru: O.O SHUT UP!!!

Kenshin: Kaoru.....?

Kenji: Mom....?

All: Kaoru???

Kaoru: OK!!! SO I HAVE SECRET FANTASIES OF KENSHIN AND SAITOU AT THE SAME TIME!!!

Aoshi: Oh my God...

Kenshin: ORO?!

Everyone else: o.o

Saito pops out of the closet.

Saito: Hit me baby one more time! *disappears*

Katie *Whispers to TK* at least he's not singing "Toxic" or "I'm a slave for you"

TK: *NODS IN COMPLETE AGREEMENT*

Aoshi: DOES ANYBODY WANT TO SING MY VERSION OF THE THEME SONG AGAIN?!?!

Everyone: No.

TK: Your version scares me, Aoshi.

Aoshi: Fine! How about this? #I am the god of f**k, I am the god of f**k, virgins sold in quantity, herded by heredity-#

TK: AOSHI!!!

Aoshi: I take it you don't like that one. Okay, how about this? #Hey victim, should I black your eyes again? Hey victim, You were the one who put the stick in my hand...*continues*#

TK: Aoshi's favorite songs are scaring me.

Misao: That's because they are all Marlyin Manson.

TK: Oh. He is a Marlyin Manson fan? I didn't know that.

Misao: No, actually he isn't.

TK: Then why is he singing...?

Misao: It amazing what you find on the internet.

TK: --_--

Katie: Be happy he is not singing Justin Timberlake.

TK: Got a point.

Later, everyone walks out of the little room they were in.

TK: Now that we know each others secrets...*thinks about that* O_O *to everyone* WE ARE ALL GONNA FORGET WHAT WAS SAID IN THAT ROOM!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *thinks about it; nods in total agreement*