The Final Showdown
Wes Craven, John
Carpenter, and Stan Winston are all sitting in a boardroom discussing
business.
Craven: Then it's settled, Freddy Krueger, Michael
Myers, and Pumpkinhead will appear in a special Christmas
movie.
Carpenter: Great!
Winston: Super!
Voice: NO YOU
FOOLS!
The three directors turn to see who is the
intruder. It's Ash.
Ash: Do you know what you are all doing?
The directors look at each other in confusion.
Ash: You're
ruining your movies. Your art. Tell me. Wes, how many movies has
Freddy been in?
Craven: Six?
Ash: Six movies! It should have
stopped at one. Carpenter, how many Michael Myers movies?
Carpenter:
Seven?
Ash: SEVEN DAMN TIMES! And Stan, how many movies has
Pumpkinhead been in?
Winston: Three?
Ash: Okay. Three is
alright. I'll give you three. But why? Why do you let your characters
be in so many movies!? HUH!?
Craven: The money.
Ash: "The
money." Do it for your art. These films are a work of
art.
Craven: You know what, Ash? You're right. I'm gonna stop
doing it for the money. I'm going to start doing it for the
blood.
Ash: The what?
Wes Craven takes off his face
changing into Freddy Krueger, John Carpenter puts on a white mask and
pulls out a knife, and Stan Winston just stands there.
Winston:
I'm in it for art.
Ash: Groovy.
Freddy: Time to call out the
rest.
Freddy snaps his fingers and some other monsters Ash
has fought come into the room, Jason, Chuckie, Candyman, Scream Guy,
Leatherface, and Pin Head. Ash raises his eyebrow.
Ash: Come
get some.
To be continued...
