The Final Showdown

Wes Craven, John Carpenter, and Stan Winston are all sitting in a boardroom discussing business.
Craven: Then it's settled, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and Pumpkinhead will appear in a special Christmas movie.
Carpenter: Great!
Winston: Super!
Voice: NO YOU FOOLS!

The three directors turn to see who is the intruder. It's Ash.
Ash: Do you know what you are all doing?

The directors look at each other in confusion.

Ash: You're ruining your movies. Your art. Tell me. Wes, how many movies has Freddy been in?
Craven: Six?
Ash: Six movies! It should have stopped at one. Carpenter, how many Michael Myers movies?
Carpenter: Seven?
Ash: SEVEN DAMN TIMES! And Stan, how many movies has Pumpkinhead been in?
Winston: Three?
Ash: Okay. Three is alright. I'll give you three. But why? Why do you let your characters be in so many movies!? HUH!?
Craven: The money.
Ash: "The money." Do it for your art. These films are a work of art.
Craven: You know what, Ash? You're right. I'm gonna stop doing it for the money. I'm going to start doing it for the blood.
Ash: The what?

Wes Craven takes off his face changing into Freddy Krueger, John Carpenter puts on a white mask and pulls out a knife, and Stan Winston just stands there.
Winston: I'm in it for art.
Ash: Groovy.
Freddy: Time to call out the rest.

Freddy snaps his fingers and some other monsters Ash has fought come into the room, Jason, Chuckie, Candyman, Scream Guy, Leatherface, and Pin Head. Ash raises his eyebrow.

Ash: Come get some.

To be continued...